bigben1024

Quote :

"quoting yourself, especially in a thread titled "Soap Box Quotes - 2005," is especially lame."

3/27/2005 9:53:07 PM

Quote :

"IF WE CAN DISCUSS VEGETABLES WE CAN DISCUSS SANDWICHES"

-Woodfoot

3/29/2005 9:30:08 AM

hillarious

3/30/2005 9:20:39 AM

Quote :

"BOOKS OF LIES GEOCITIES OF TRUTH"

Kris

What can I say? I thought it was really funny in context.

4/4/2005 1:56:29 PM

Quote :

"You can't be reached. Reason does not work with you. "

salisburybot

4/5/2005 12:57:21 PM

Quote :

"RedGuard: What can I say? I thought it was really funny in context."

What can I say? I thought it was really funny in context.

4/5/2005 1:32:52 PM

Quote :

"A priest told me once that it was his belief that aborted babies went to heaven. If this is true, I say we should abort many more of them, this place kinda sucks. "

subtotal

4/5/2005 2:57:47 PM

Quote :

"the nice thing about empirical research is that I will probably be able to find research that counters that claim (and you can find some that counters my claim). And we can just throw empirical studies at each other till we get bored. "

Socks``

4/7/2005 3:07:00 PM

i just noticed i got quoted in this thread

cool

4/7/2005 3:16:55 PM

Quote :

"We may not be intelligent here, but we're a completely different breed of stupid from the filthy fucking chit-chat monkeys. When in Rome, you unwashed motherfuckers."

GrumpyGOP

4/7/2005 5:27:29 PM

Quote :

"Gamecat: I do not know everything."

Quote :

"Gamecat: I am not psychic."

Quote :

"Gamecat: I am a very bad boy."

Quote :

"Gamecat: Game over?"

[Edited on April 7, 2005 at 7:53 PM. Reason : [those I count on are aware that I count on them]]

[Edited on April 7, 2005 at 7:57 PM. Reason : or am counting on them currently.]

4/7/2005 7:51:35 PM

Quote :

"There's no way to explain intelligently something that is fundamentally stupid."

best ever

4/7/2005 7:58:16 PM

Quote :

"Then again, I'm a hollow shell of a man with no faith in the species who crawls into a bottle on what is now a nightly basis to numb my bitter hatred for the creation of the God that I love so much, so I guess you gotta take that into consideration. "

GrumpyGOP

4/10/2005 8:38:09 PM

Quote :

"paid positive dividends in that i don't have the patience to nail a piece of jello to the wall paid negative dividends in that his cronies are about to be beaten by a pirate captain"

Excoriator

4/11/2005 7:22:16 PM

Quote :

"WE ARE CONGRESS: WE CAN ADD DAYLIGHT TO THE DAY"

Smath74

4/12/2005 6:43:03 AM

Quote :

"A friend of mine was killed by Mercury. Not the chemical, but by the actual Greek god of commerce."

Mr. Joshua

4/14/2005 1:08:23 PM

Quote :

"]True conservatives don't care what the people think"

LoneSnark

4/19/2005 11:09:27 AM

Quote :

"Being reasonable!?!? Mindstorm, bite your tongue!"

--LoneSnark

4/20/2005 2:26:46 PM

Quote :

"This will do approximately -0- towards fighting terrorism, and serve exclusively to make life unnecessarily difficult for people who would, in a world where anything made any g-ddamn sense, be allowed to move into this country more or less uninhibited. This would not stop 9/11. This would stop Pancho Gonzales from getting a job roofing houses. Good call, guys."

GrumpyGOP

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=291150&page=1#6194726

4/23/2005 11:19:06 PM

Quote :

"WHAT ABOUT SOLVING WORLD CRISISES THROUGH MESSAGE BOARDS WHAT ABOUT BLEEDING YOUR HEART THROUGH A CAT-5 CONNECTION ITS ALL RELEVANT PEOPLE THINK GLOBALLY ACT ON A MESSAGE BOARD"

packguy381

4/25/2005 5:50:49 PM

Quote :

"Damn right. The city uses burning caribou carcasses to preheat the water in enormous cauldrons. To be honest, they aren't true cauldrons, they're just the hollowed out shells of dead galapagos turtles. The water smells a bit funny, but I think its worth it for me to be comfortable."

-Mr. Joshua

4/25/2005 5:51:07 PM

Quote :

"TELL JESUS IM NOT A FAGGOT"

Kris

[Edited on April 25, 2005 at 8:25 PM. Reason : copy & paste problems]

4/25/2005 8:24:35 PM

Faggio?

You're not a scooter from GTA?

4/25/2005 8:25:01 PM

^nah

4/25/2005 8:26:15 PM

i get no love

[Edited on April 25, 2005 at 8:37 PM. Reason : wait, i say nothing funny]

4/25/2005 8:34:45 PM

as you shouldn't

4/25/2005 8:37:48 PM

Quote :

"I dunno about altruism, but spite sure as hell exists"

GoldenViper

4/26/2005 9:27:55 AM

LoneSnark:

Quote :

"No one is in control of everything. I would argue that no one is in control of all of anything."

4/26/2005 1:35:47 PM

Quote :

"I assure you I'm not changing the subject, but I will have to answer your question with another question"

Kris

4/26/2005 5:51:52 PM

On evolution:

Quote :

"aaronburro: until you can understand how scientists can not be trusted as the sole source of "scientific" information, you have no argument."

4/26/2005 8:08:01 PM

MathFreak
http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=312923

Quote :

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Excuse me... just one moment. Alright... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I've seen many people laugh at others, but this one takes the cake.

4/27/2005 9:45:23 AM

Quote :

"i guess he fell asleep before that part of the movie"

JonHGuth

5/2/2005 5:44:52 PM

Quote :

"Trust fund guilt = democrat Trust fund egotism = republican"

Mr. Joshua

5/3/2005 1:57:23 PM

Quote :

"i'm just sad that the family didn't kill this waste of resources earlier that way science wouldn't have to agonize over an explanation for his recovery"

The remarkable Excoriator

5/4/2005 10:44:11 PM

This is techinically not from Soap Box (it's from the professor plagarism thread in the lounge) but it really deserves at least an honorable mention.

24carat

Quote :

"It's hard to pin the tail on the donkey when there are multiple donkeys. In the end, you might be the only one who looks like an ass."

5/5/2005 12:51:30 PM

Quote :

"Remember, when countering an ignorant comment, make sure to have yourself look ignorant. "

-mindstorm

5/5/2005 2:59:35 PM

Quote :

"I have never said this before, and God willing, I will never say it again: Everything that JerryGarcia just said is both accurate and pertinent to the discussion. Now I have to go pray for a while."

Said by GrumpyGOP, http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=315560

5/5/2005 4:55:25 PM

Quote :

"I can just imagine the scene in a Waynesville Baptist Church: "Everyone who votes democrat has to go - come on Steve, get outta here.""

-Mr. Joshua

5/6/2005 2:00:27 PM

Best exchange so far: http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=316231

Quote :

"bigben1024: here's the link to the thread in which you were pwned. http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=315017 maybe now you have had time to come up with a snappy comeback? "

Quote :

"Clear5: ^yeah, you really pwnt him gg and dont worry this isnt sarcasm bigben. "

Quote :

"bigben1024: thanks. he's an easy target. "

5/8/2005 3:22:55 PM

bigben1024

Quote :

"somebody has a God complex and a poor sense of humor."

same thread^.

5/8/2005 3:28:04 PM

quoting yourself is gay

5/8/2005 3:32:59 PM

plz to see bottom p1.
looks like I'm in good company.
please limit postings to this thread to quotes.
thanks.

5/8/2005 3:44:54 PM

well, my quote was actually commended by people. Yours is rather empty and peurile.

5/8/2005 3:46:32 PM

ok, fine, let's not ruin the thread for everyone else.

5/8/2005 3:50:39 PM

you've already ruined it fagdouche

5/8/2005 3:56:59 PM

pryderi

Quote :

"Dems have no balls, and it pisses me off."

[Edited on May 13, 2005 at 3:25 AM. Reason : .]

5/13/2005 3:25:01 AM

Get thee to the Chit Chat....

Quote :

"Josh8315 please everyone embrace the preceding and stop fighting. im much smarter then you all and my theory is not only correct but what you all should embrace so we can stop wasting time arguing over this"

This still boggles my mind....

Quote :

"aaronburro I've already debunked that argument thoroughly, as science doesn't allow religion to be scientific."

[Edited on May 14, 2005 at 9:31 PM. Reason : 568]

5/14/2005 9:30:38 PM

Quote :

"oh don't worry we'll come up with a motive after we come up with a plan"

--Woodfoot
http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=318633&page=1#6813017

5/16/2005 4:47:03 PM

super sweet

5/16/2005 5:21:37 PM

Quote :

"OH, THAT AND THE AUTOMOBILE INDUSTRY + THE OIL INDUSTRY GIVE MORE TO CONGRESSIONAL RACES THAN YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE HAS EVER MADE, OR WILL EVER MAKE AND THEY DO IT EVERY 2 YEARS"

-Woodfoot

5/17/2005 8:33:44 AM