the internet does not lie

10/31/2005 1:59:12 PM

It takes a drop of ocean water more than 1,000 years to circulate around the world.

10/31/2005 2:02:21 PM

The 7-Eleven Extreme Gulp is 50% bigger than the volume of the human stomach!

10/31/2005 2:03:58 PM

Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it's known as Tennessee

10/31/2005 2:04:13 PM

The Earth gets heavier each day by tons, as meteoric dust settles on it.

10/31/2005 2:06:33 PM

Koalas are excellent swimmers.

10/31/2005 2:08:04 PM

Mexico has more American residents than any other country except the United States.

10/31/2005 2:08:35 PM

Every day, the average person swallows about a quart of mucous.

10/31/2005 2:09:25 PM

*WINNER*

The Bible is the most-shoplifted book in the world.

10/31/2005 2:10:01 PM

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

10/31/2005 2:13:18 PM

Vin Diesel can eat a piece of coal and shit out a diamond.

11/1/2005 12:26:57 AM

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

11/1/2005 12:29:04 AM

In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person
who has a speaking role.

11/1/2005 12:30:30 AM

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

11/1/2005 12:32:21 AM

Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.

11/1/2005 12:34:23 AM

Wayne's World was filmed in two weeks.

11/1/2005 12:57:35 AM

The face of a penny can hold about thirty drops of water.

11/1/2005 12:57:56 AM

If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.

11/1/2005 12:58:20 AM

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

11/1/2005 12:59:37 AM

Horses cannot vomit.

11/1/2005 1:00:00 AM

oak actually has more shame orbs then any other type of timber

11/1/2005 1:25:34 AM

llamas guard the sheep on the farm from wild dogs

11/1/2005 1:57:36 AM

george bush is either a great president, or, the greatest

11/1/2005 2:29:42 AM

snowman really likes this thread

11/1/2005 2:39:08 AM

snowman has posted in this thread more than anyone else.

11/1/2005 2:41:43 AM

If a serial killer wants to play a game, you be sure to play by the rules.

11/1/2005 3:47:19 AM

When heated up during the day the Effiel tower leans slightly away from the sun.

The Heimlich manvuer has saved Elizabeth Taylor, Goldie Hawn, and Dick Vitale from choking to death.

11/2/2005 2:20:35 PM

^ it saved my grandma too..

Fact 1: NC State football SUCKS dick

Fact 2: NC State is not going to a bowl this year whether Stone or Greco starts

Fact 3: NC State won't get any better until titty-full'Mato will get fired

Fact 4: titty-full'Mato will never get fired anytime soon

Fact 5: go to Fact 1

11/2/2005 11:37:05 PM

your a dirty rotten whore, shut your mouth

11/3/2005 1:05:56 AM

FACT: JT3bucky has shitty grammar.

11/3/2005 1:08:14 AM

I will shut my mouth

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Once proven I'm wrong...

11/3/2005 1:09:47 AM

When glass breaks, it moves faster than 3,000 miles per hour.

11/3/2005 1:26:07 AM

People who are modestly overweight have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight!

11/3/2005 1:27:39 AM

97% of all paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine.

11/3/2005 1:32:23 AM

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths

11/3/2005 9:39:02 AM

Quote :

"The Bible is the most-shoplifted book in the world"

they should be easily available for free anyway

Bees and dogs can smell fear.

11/3/2005 10:37:06 AM

Quote :

"When glass breaks, it moves faster than 3,000 miles per hour."

I don't buy that one, b/c there are no sonic booms whenever glass breaks.

11/3/2005 11:11:53 AM

In 2 hours, 2 million people will have purchased lawn care supplies/services. i.e. bobbydigital.

11/3/2005 12:15:58 PM

FACT: the person who did the voice of bugs bunny was allergic to carrots

11/3/2005 4:19:59 PM