The man the myth and the Legend Bill Walton is on ESPN right now commentating the Lakers game.

12/17/2005 12:19:49 AM

kobe just knifed through their whole team and dunked on the entire team.

then jamison airballed a 3

12/17/2005 12:27:20 AM

Does the dude hate his son, or is he contracted to stay off of him

12/17/2005 12:43:52 AM

LUKIE POOKIE MAKES A SPECTACULAR PLAY


that what you want him to say?

12/17/2005 12:45:28 AM

Haha

But you must admitt, you would not know that it's his son if you were listening on the radio.

12/17/2005 12:47:30 AM

that was great. talking abotu big name players getting traded: "those guys [shaq, etc] wanted to be traded. they initiated those trades" <camera zooms in on kobe>



Jamison misses another shot. 4-17. he should just stop.

[Edited on December 17, 2005 at 1:01 AM. Reason : sdf]

12/17/2005 12:50:14 AM

bill walton's voice makes my ears bleed

12/17/2005 1:06:21 AM

i semi remember him talking alot about luke when he was still at zona

12/17/2005 2:08:00 PM

parker scores 6 points in four minutes

"the way tony parkers playing kobes 62 points is in serious jepordy"
other guy- "were limiting you to one crazy exageration per half so you cant say anything else crazy the next 2 quarters

"speed agility and quickness are not physical attributes. they are all mental"

12/25/2005 12:49:42 PM

^ I liked the one about his phone calls.

"I read over the transcripts of all my phone calls the other day, and it turns out that I actually do like the refs."

12/26/2005 12:45:43 AM

i liked when wallace was shooting a free throw and nearly airballed it and walton exclaimed "ohh, just slightly off by wallace"

12/26/2005 2:26:03 AM

Quote :

"Ahhh, Darko Milic the man whose appearance starts 10,000 cars "

12/26/2005 3:55:11 AM

I can't believe that he once again referred to Robert Horry as one of the premier defensive players of the modern era.

THE MAN HAS NEVER BEEN ON AN ALL-NBA DEFENSIVE TEAM!!

12/26/2005 7:16:54 AM

i am convinced that walton has a man crush on robert horry

12/26/2005 12:33:21 PM

"I have spent all summer sewing collars on my tie-dyed T-shirts."
-- Bill Walton, broadcaster and former NBA star, on the league's new dress code

12/27/2005 4:00:22 AM

Quote :

"That was the worst shot attempt in the history of the Celtics franchise."

And another great one tonight--Iverson had just been fouled and was limping around the court; Walton took that opportunity to say:

Quote :

"I've never seen Iverson moving around the court this well."

1/13/2006 10:34:25 PM

Ahahahahahahahaha, a new gem:

Quote :

"A timeout controversy involving Chris Webber? HOW CAN IT BE?"

1/13/2006 11:02:49 PM

^^Pretty much the same, but...

Quote :

"That shot by Sam Cassell must have been one of the worst shots in Clippers history."

1/28/2006 12:19:12 AM

not bill walton, his partner just said

Quote :

"The CLippers just explode in the Laker's face"

Bill is continuously shitting on Kwame

2/25/2006 12:31:08 AM

Quote :

"Smiles all around!"

Quote :

"Confusion reigns supreme"

[Edited on February 25, 2006 at 12:47 AM. Reason : i love walton]

2/25/2006 12:41:07 AM

A friend of mine emailed me this, after going to the UNC/GaTech game.

He said they do a little promo on the big screen before every game. This one happened to have Walton introducing the game.

"This is Bill Walton. Lets all sit back and get ready for THE GAME OF THE CENTURY" and then just kept going... " Come awwwn now, git awwwn yer feeeet and make sum noize...whut er' ya doin' get awwn yer feet and cheeeer fer yer team!"

Brilliant.

2/25/2006 1:03:34 AM

posted similar before...but...

"Lamar Odom wants to go left. He is left handed, and promises to be the rest of this game"

2/25/2006 1:07:33 AM

"Cuttino Mobley just toying with him now, as the crowd rises as one saluting their heroes!"

2/25/2006 1:10:44 AM

^^ That's awesome.

2/25/2006 1:14:48 AM

I love when they asked Luke what it was like growing up with Bill Walton as his dad. Luke said something about Bill running around naked in and out of a teepee in his back yard with Jerry Garcia.

2/25/2006 1:24:22 AM

Luke said, "I wish I was dead", and Bill replied, "yeah, Luke, The Dead ROCK" and started singing "Touch of Grey"

"I will get by.....I will get HIGH!"

2/25/2006 3:45:34 AM

“No matter how good you get, there's always something further out there.”

Talking about Kobe when Jordan retired the second time from the Bulls

2/25/2006 1:07:39 PM

"Lew Alcindor, so good, that left leg belongs in the Hall of Fame" - Bill Walton May. 2006

3/30/2006 12:54:41 AM

Quote :

"Dennis Rodman may be the most colorful personality to ever play the game"

4/25/2006 10:15:31 PM

I spotted him in San Diego.

He's phoning in quotes.

4/25/2006 10:49:04 PM

^you should have tormented him by mentioning burleson

4/25/2006 10:52:54 PM

Quote :

"nash is slow weak and cant jump"

5/18/2006 10:52:56 PM

Quote :

"steve nash is the same person as bill russel"

5/19/2006 12:32:00 AM

i never have like steve nash that much

he just seems too smug for me

5/19/2006 4:18:37 AM

Quote :

""I'm old enough to remember when Jeff McInnis was playing well" "

hilarious

5/19/2006 9:52:29 AM

on the Clippers/Suns game last night he said "This place is real smokey from the fireworks earlier but ive seen it smokier in my day, and that was without all the crazy pyrotechnics" or something like that

5/19/2006 11:40:08 AM

Was I the only one that got annoyed by his relating every player of today with somebody from back in the day?

its like some old grandfather at a family reunion

5/19/2006 12:04:14 PM

Can't remember if I posted this or not. There was a wild show-boating pass one night that went out of bounds. Could have easily just made a regular pass and gotten the guy the layup.

"Don't let the show get in the way of the game."

5/19/2006 7:30:17 PM

"look at the athleticness, the fluidity of his jump shot!!!" talking about his son when he scored like 4 pts in the whole game

5/22/2006 9:37:24 AM

I forget he does college games still. Legend.

2/4/2015 9:47:40 PM