Quote :

"mental testicular fortitude"

4/20/2006 5:15:32 PM

Woodfoot

Quote :

"because i've decided to convert from Southern Baptist Protestant Christian to Edomie Zionist"

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=409884&page=2

5/19/2006 5:55:15 PM

am I in this thread yet or not?

If yes, thanks to all you bipolar dudes.

If not, all I gotta say is that while you're whining about which political party is greater, Bush and my country will be formulating the new world order.

5/19/2006 6:07:11 PM

^^did i misspell edomite?

shit

5/19/2006 10:59:31 PM

yep.

5/20/2006 1:00:23 AM

Quote :

""

5/20/2006 2:58:02 AM

Quote :

"the only reason you want me to do this, is so you can find a way insert your stupid fucking economic babble into this conversation. "MY DADDY IS AN ECONOMIST" blah blah blah, fuck your stupid cock sucking daddy and his economics. "

-padowack

5/20/2006 3:04:54 AM

^ that really isn't quote-worthy at all. it's just you having a tiff with some n00b.

5/20/2006 3:13:45 AM

I was borderline on it. I just thought it was noteworthy that he not only decided that my dad was an economist, but he actually fucking ran with it for more than one sentence. I just haven't seen anything like that before.

I mean, you ever been in an argument where someone was like, "OH, HERE WE GO WITH THE, MY UNCLE IS A PALEOBOTANIST, NOW UR GONNA TELL ME HOW WRONG I AM ABOUT THE DEVELOPMENT OF FERNS IN THE CRETACEOUS?"

5/20/2006 3:19:18 AM

thats funny, my uncle IS a paleobotanist.

5/20/2006 3:29:28 AM

It was a JOKE. I dont even know your cock sucking father!!Nor do I want to know him.

-damn im such a rock star.

Quote :

"thats funny, my uncle IS a paleobotanist."

hahahaahaha sure was funny. damn, im still laughin hahahaha ahhahahahahha

Oh the faggotry, will it ever end? A comedian and a cheerleader you two are.

[Edited on May 20, 2006 at 3:33 AM. Reason : .]

5/20/2006 3:31:05 AM

Quote :

"-damn im such a rock star"

but you look more like a cock star.





[Edited on May 20, 2006 at 3:36 AM. Reason : ]

5/20/2006 3:34:16 AM

^wait, that is the guy who is talking shit? amusing

5/20/2006 3:41:25 AM

yeah, apparently he has a hangup with sexual orientation/identity issues.

go figure.

5/20/2006 3:53:05 AM

hey, I love that pic.The insults dont bother me at all. Why don't you post some of yours, so we all can see the large amount of over weight, desolate, insecure, mangy, creasy, fat bastard creatures that inhabit tww. I blood lust to see some pics of you guys!!!!

oh, but you guys are too puss to ever put a pic of yourselfs in your profiles. wouldnt want me to "pic on the real you now would ya".

so just remain the anonymous prics and continue to hide behind monitors. hehehe

5/20/2006 4:11:59 AM

Quote :

"I blood lust to see some pics of you guys!!!!"

-padowack

[Edited on May 20, 2006 at 4:13 AM. Reason : there are three pictures of me on my profile, incidentally]

[Edited on May 20, 2006 at 4:14 AM. Reason : try not to ejaculate too much blood to them you sick fuck]

5/20/2006 4:13:30 AM

yeah, theres a pic of me in my folder too. happy stroking.

5/20/2006 4:21:25 AM

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???? WELL, LET THE GAMES BEGIN







honestly dude, I really don't even want to slay you right now. That would just be a travesty, and I would feel down right terrible. Im really going to bed now on that note.




[Edited on May 20, 2006 at 4:26 AM. Reason : wow...speechless...]

5/20/2006 4:21:52 AM

well, i gotta say, you are a goofy lookin fucker, Grumps. nice bird, tho.

still, youll never be a cock star like pattywhack.

5/20/2006 4:28:02 AM

you fat ass butt chin havin motherfucker. You invented shrek, they motion-capped your fat ass in a spandex suit, lolly gagging to the refrigerator and created the whole character!!!







wow, you fit the description of a true ogre. go home now!!!!!



[Edited on May 20, 2006 at 4:43 AM. Reason : .]

5/20/2006 4:39:35 AM

dude shut the fuck up. youre such an idiot, its actually really painful to watch you make a fool of yourself.

theres some assholes here, but they at least have entertainment value.

but youre a hazard. you're like an anti-social, borderline personality disorder freak, who is going to come to class one day with a gun and start shooting. and your discovered writings will indicate a pathological obsession with homosexuals.

i mean, get over it. now go study something. or play a video game. but whatever, just go the fuck away.

5/20/2006 4:49:54 AM

someone is mad ^ I better stop now. I might get hurt.

who the fuck are you anyway? This really diddnt involve you, yet you come in here postin past links and shit, jumpin on my case. It like, get the fuck outta here you cheerleader. Like, I really have no clue who you are whatsoever?!?! You're getting upset, when I talk about him?!!?!I don't get this. let him defend himself, he's not a baby anymore. Go away you creep. wow, what an egotistical pric!!

Quote :

"theres some assholes here, but they at least have entertainment value."

WHOA, THATS ANOTHER MAJOR SOAPBOX QUOTE. But wait my uncle is a paleobotanist bwahah ahhaha hahhahahh ahahhhhahaha- you call that entertainment? get the fuck outta hereeeeeee

joe_schmoe

Quote :

"but youre a hazard. you're like an anti-social, borderline personality disorder freak, who is going to come to class one day with a gun and start shooting."

yeah, Im really gonna columbine ncsu because I was made fun of on tww oh boy, im mad now, you guys are gonna feel my nerd wrath

5/20/2006 11:04:02 AM

just shut the fuck up

jesus i've never seen anyone with as much diarrhea of the mouth

5/20/2006 12:10:24 PM

WHO LET THE N00BS FUCK THIS THREAD UP

5/20/2006 1:17:49 PM

I apologize, I think it was my fault. Wasn't my intent though. I honestly thought the thing I quoted was bizarre enough to warrant it.

5/20/2006 1:38:12 PM

well on the bright side, at least now you have a new friend.





[Edited on May 20, 2006 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ]

5/20/2006 5:31:24 PM

from StudyHall, but definitely quote-worthy:

Quote :

"After basic requirements are fulfilled it only takes two light semesters to get a degree in poli sci. If you can run your mouth in class and find the NY Times on the Internet you should be OK."

--Sonia

5/22/2006 1:40:22 AM

Quote :

"You know the best thing about being Jewish? It's that people don't take pot shots at your religion to try to come off as intellectuals. Actually, that's a lie. The best thing about being Jewish is the money."

-Stein

6/2/2006 3:43:22 PM

Quote :

"complaining about afghanistan is soooooo 2002"

Woodfoot

6/2/2006 4:26:41 PM

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"I'm pointing out that you are, in fact, judging people while at the same time saying, "Who am I to judge?" It's a very convenient way to avoid facing the absurdities in your value system."

BridgetSPK

6/11/2006 11:20:17 PM

Quote :

" @ theDuke oh noes i can't tell the difference between anti-semitic tinfoil-hat conspiracies and anything else you're acting like its a slippery slope when the slope you should be worried about is the cliff of common sense from which you've long since dropped "

- Excoriator

6/15/2006 1:01:34 PM

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"I could go on further, but suffice it to say that the general chronic sucking of liberalism doesn't wash away idiot moves and corruption from the political right."

I still think this is funny. This is theDuke866's quote, but I didn't cite him before because he wasn't trying to be funny.

chronic sucking

Get it?

That's funny.

6/26/2006 9:44:42 PM

Quote :

"I got an A+ in Symbolic Logic."

-- Wolfpack2K

7/11/2006 2:58:56 AM

^ I don't quite get why that's Soap Box Quote worthy, unless you're pointing out something other than the absurdity of Wolfpack2K knowing anything about logic.

7/11/2006 3:34:40 AM

That's exactly what we're pointing out. He brags about his A+ in symbolic logic, but claims that something can be sound without being valid. lawl.

7/11/2006 7:38:35 AM

it's ironic that our Resident Scholar of All Things Logical, seems to miss the absurdity of making a fallacious appeal to (his own) authority.

7/11/2006 10:37:37 AM

ahahahahahaahah

7/11/2006 10:39:28 AM

joe_schmoe

Quote :

"Osamaburyboy."

nice.

[Edited on July 11, 2006 at 3:50 PM. Reason : .]

7/11/2006 3:50:08 PM

man all this padding and bullshitting and i only get one shout out?

well i hope we bomb iran and north korea using computers armed with apple xp service pack V

7/11/2006 3:52:50 PM

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"Find me a liberal politician who matters"

BridgetSPK, could not have said it better myself.

7/14/2006 2:38:32 AM

^I saw the potential for that joke as I typed it. And, you should at least credit A Tanzarian as the first to make the obvious joke.

7/14/2006 2:54:52 AM

Fair enough, but that was easy material there ( no offense to A Tanzarian intended)

7/14/2006 11:46:38 AM

this was in the lounge, but it's a soapbox topic too (practically the same thread was in here)

esgargs:

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""so if 1% of a population wants us dead then we're justified in killing the entire population just to be safe? that is totally ridiculous, and i hope you know it. " No...I don't think it's totally ridiculous. I don't care if it's 10 or 10 million people that want me dead...if someone is out there to kill me, I'll do anything to save my life and make the world safer for my kids. "

7/19/2006 11:58:36 AM

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"I'd like to know where the fuck it says in the Constitution that the Federal government should subsidize ANYTHING not related to defense of the nation."

-Maugan

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"Section. 8. Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States"

[Edited on July 21, 2006 at 10:17 PM. Reason : best pwnt all year]

7/21/2006 10:17:31 PM

and once again your over-inflated definition of general fucking welfare is a fuckton different than mine.

7/21/2006 10:26:20 PM

if general welfare was related, or part of, defense, then there would be no need to say AND GENERAL WELFARE

you lose.

7/21/2006 10:27:15 PM

sure, twist it however you like. Go ahead and claim your intellectual superiority.

I hope it helps your ego.

Its friday night and you're arguing constitutional politics. Must sting.

7/21/2006 10:32:10 PM

Given this statement:
"Jerry likes apples and other things."
Would you say that:
a) Jerry only likes apples
b) Jerry likes apples, but he likes other things as well
c) Jerry dislikes apples

7/21/2006 10:33:50 PM

ideally:

a) Jerry only likes apples


but in reality:

b)

7/21/2006 10:35:57 PM

josh wins.

7/21/2006 10:39:36 PM