all that can happen to me

the whole thing

but at least i fucked lindsay lohan

1/5/2006 1:44:58 AM

oh ok well take anti-serious pills

1/5/2006 1:45:07 AM

i am not always serious, i just knew someone who got raped, killed, and then raped again by a different person. Thats why i am a little touchy on the subjects.

1/5/2006 1:48:22 AM

well........touche

1/5/2006 1:49:18 AM

Its ok, you didnt know....

1/5/2006 1:51:15 AM

Quote :

"i am not always serious, i just knew someone who got raped, killed, and then raped again by a different person. Thats why i am a little touchy on the subjects."

Was the body still warm, though?

If not, that is SICK.

1/5/2006 1:51:18 AM

I dont know if the body was warm, I wasnt the sick deviant that raped her.

1/5/2006 1:52:13 AM

It wasn't Lindsay, was it?

Shit, I hope she's still alive...

1/5/2006 1:52:52 AM

This just in: Lindsay admitted to throwing up and having drug problems. I heard it on Jimmy Kimmel.

1/5/2006 1:56:26 AM

ahahahah
you're the best alias ever movie guy

1/5/2006 8:43:09 AM

Thank you. You are the best friend I have on the Wolf Web Woodfoot. hey look, www, like in websites. maybe thats what it means. Because what else could it stand for. just like c.o.m. what does THAT stand for?

1/5/2006 3:38:02 PM

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1519731/20060104/lohan_lindsay.jhtml?headlines=true

1/5/2006 4:42:19 PM

so yeah, the picture from the Vanity Fair, kinda behind her with major side boob going on...

anyone who wouldn't hit it needs to rethink their manhood

1/5/2006 5:01:33 PM

ginger kid

1/5/2006 5:27:53 PM

shes an anorexic chocolate sprinkled racoon i tell ya

1/5/2006 5:37:20 PM

i'd like to play connect the dots with a magic marker on lindsay lohan...it would look like one of those full body tribal tattoos...

1/5/2006 6:06:34 PM

Quote :

"HoHan has officially been released from a Miami hospital after a 3-night stay due to a severe asthma attack caused by humidity. HAH! HoHan is said to be on her way to NYC. Her spokeswhore also set the story straight about that pregnancy test claiming that it belonged to someone from her camp. Let's hope it's Ali Lohan! She's like 12! We can expects lots more from this bitch once she transfers her act to NYC. Expect tons of sobbing and crying, etc... She's good. I give her that! "

From: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/

1/5/2006 6:39:20 PM

Quote :

"We can expects lots more from this bitch once she transfers her act to NYC"

HAHAHAHAHAHA, why is that so funny to me

1/5/2006 6:47:48 PM

she was never hot. now she is plain ugly

1/6/2006 4:13:05 AM

1/6/2006 9:13:40 AM

[PeterGriffin]YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEAHS? LINDSAY LOHAN?[/PeterGriffin]

[Edited on January 6, 2006 at 9:31 AM. Reason : ?]

1/6/2006 9:30:52 AM

she's gorgeous, and she doesn't look too bad as a blonde in those pictures, but the whole broken blood vessel in the neck thing is kind of a turn off. sadly.

1/6/2006 3:29:01 PM

thats a turn off?? dude, what is wrong with you?

1/6/2006 11:20:57 PM

i'm telling you

it is a return to that 60's hotness

and vanity fair is pushing it hard yo

ps

i'd beat it like contra

1/6/2006 11:25:48 PM

You'll probably need the code.

1/6/2006 11:26:38 PM

ive already had her

1/6/2006 11:49:17 PM

Quote :

"i'd like to play connect the dots with a magic marker on lindsay lohan...it would look like one of those full body tribal tattoos..."

They are puzzle pieces

1/7/2006 12:48:53 AM

http://thebumbashow.com/

1/7/2006 1:19:02 AM

1/7/2006 2:47:16 AM

Holy shit!! Now they are saying she is pregnant after a friend was seen bringing her a home pregnancy kit to the hospital!!! Our little girl is all grown up and becoming a drugged out whore. Aww.

1/8/2006 3:44:31 PM

i want to get in that drugged out whore

1/8/2006 3:46:29 PM

what most people call grams, Lindsay Lohan calls lines

1/8/2006 3:50:00 PM

i saw that picture on some magazine in blockbuster...with all those freckles and when her hair isnt dyed out the hizzy...she's a straight up ginger...gross

1/8/2006 5:38:28 PM

she may be a ginger, but she's a hot ginger

1/8/2006 6:35:34 PM

you could find a hotter girl than her any day of the week at the mall if you looked around for about 5-10 minutes.

1/8/2006 8:46:04 PM

BUT THEY WON'T BE RICH ENOUGH TO BUY ME A KILO OF SNOW WHEN I NEED IT

1/8/2006 8:58:22 PM

i heard lindsay lohan masterbates twice a day at least. she does it to animal porn.

1/8/2006 9:52:13 PM

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_lohan_denies_having_now_or_ever_having_had_bulimia_20060110.php

Oh boy, things sure are getting heated in the war of words between Vanity Fair and Lindsay Lohan and her publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick.

In a mini coup for Teen People, the magazine obtained a statement from La Lohan in which she denies claims made in February's Vanity Fair cover story that she had an eating disorder last spring.

"The words that I gave to the writer for Vanity Fair were misused and misconstrued, and I'm apalled [sic] with the way it was done," Lohan, 19, wrote in an e-mail dated January 10.

The shocking article, in which Lohan also allegedly admitted to experimenting with drugs, states: "'I was making myself sick,' she says, referring to bulimic episodes....'" Lohan later goes on to say, "I knew I had a problem and I couldn't admit it."

"Aside from [the writer's] lies and changing of my words," Lohan said in the statement, "I am blessed to have this job and wonderful family that I do." Lindsay's publicist, Sloane-Zelnik, tells Teen People Lohan does not have bulimia now, nor did she ever.

A rep for Vanity Fair tells the mag, "Evgenia Peretz is one of our most reliable reporters. Every word Lindsay Lohan told her is on tape. Vanity Fair stands by the story."

It's on!

We wanna hear that tape!! Don't you?

1/10/2006 6:00:13 PM

Quote :

"It's on!"

1/11/2006 12:04:02 PM

I take it that she isn't dead yet

1/11/2006 12:07:03 PM

i think she's pretty and all, but the contrast between her eyebrows and hair



[Edited on January 12, 2006 at 12:41 AM. Reason : oops]

1/12/2006 12:40:59 AM

I seriously don't understand this fascination.

I grew up with redheaded girls in school that were far more attractive.

1/12/2006 6:04:38 AM

more evidence for cocaine, she was hanging out w/ kate moss:
http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=490

1/12/2006 11:09:48 AM

SHE IS ONLY PRETTY ON PAPER

1/12/2006 11:59:40 AM