its not so much sarcastic

as

just making stuff up for the hell of it

PIT LIKE A PEACH

3/14/2006 4:25:56 PM

carry on then

3/14/2006 4:27:29 PM

Torture tastes delicious

3/14/2006 4:37:06 PM

pamela lee would like to remind everyone that when left alone, chickens will live long, happy lives. They have families, sit around in the sun, take dust baths and form pseudo-democratic governments.

3/14/2006 8:17:27 PM

omg, next thing you know places like target will ban community help groups from asking for donations on their storefronts.........

3/15/2006 1:27:48 AM

how does KFC torture chicks? they get their chicken from a supplier like every other fast food chain. it is not like KFC raises their own chickens on KFC farms.

3/15/2006 1:52:15 AM

I've noticed several Chick-Fil-A's playing contemporary Christian music.

I'm amazed that a company was able to be so openly Christian (or any religion for that matter) yet still thrive.

My brother-in-law has money toburn and wants to open some restaurant franchise in Rochester, NY. He loves chicken yet has never been to a Chick-Fil-A (and apparently there aren't any in that part of the state). Seems like a goldmine opportunity for a franchise. I don't know if I've ever seen a Chick-Fil-A that isn't backed up through the parking lot at lunch and just as slammin at dinner. Being the first in a large market seems like a smart move.

3/15/2006 2:35:52 AM

hmmm decisions, decisions

open chik-fil-a, have decent food, go to heaven

open hooters, have lots of tits, go to hell

i'd pick hooters

3/15/2006 8:17:47 AM

you know what? this whole thing about boycotting kfc because of torture is ridiculous. if you want to boycott torture of chickens, boycott all non freerange chicken. period. any industrial chicken is treated horribly, and that's all there is to it.

Quote :

"they get their chicken from a supplier like every other fast food chain. it is not like KFC raises their own chickens on KFC farms."

they actually probably do, at least in a way. alot of companies are vertically integrated now, and they may or may not own some farms, but they probably do get all of the chicken that some of the "farms" produce. and they ain't farms, they're huge, industrial setups.

Quote :

"pamela lee would like to remind everyone that when left alone, chickens will live long, happy lives. They have families, sit around in the sun, take dust baths and form pseudo-democratic governments. "

I can't speak for what she thinks, but this

and this


is certainly a far cry from this



btw, a new report from GRAIN associates industrial chicken "farms" with the spread of bird flu
http://www.grain.org/nfg/?id=372


[Edited on March 15, 2006 at 9:34 AM. Reason : .]

3/15/2006 9:29:15 AM

Quote :

"i think at some point they're going to create a boneless chicken that is formed into a ball, with all the organs collected in the center, that you just have to pit like a peach i can't wait for that day"

ahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

it's been a while since Woodfoot's made me laugh like that.

3/15/2006 9:49:35 AM

no, i always wondered about that

if they could grow meat tissue like plants, would that throw out the "meat is unethical" argument?

of course it ushers in a "genetic manipulation shenanigans" argument, but hey GIT IN MAH BELLY

3/15/2006 10:09:38 AM

i wait for the day i can grow hamburgers in that little planter in the window over the kitchen sink

3/15/2006 10:10:34 AM

Quote :

"if they could grow meat tissue like plants, would that throw out the "meat is unethical" argument?"

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22meat+without+murder%22

3/15/2006 11:43:54 AM

If I can't notice the difference, then don't tell me.

3/15/2006 11:48:59 AM

I will eat tasty meats, and i'm not particularly concerned about how the animal was raised.

or plantimal for that matter if we can ever get some burger trees genetically engineered.

3/15/2006 12:56:43 PM

tofu mofo

3/15/2006 8:13:52 PM

Chick-Fil-A is a Fundy company.

However, they do not express their Fundy-ness in a manner which particularly irritates me, and the food is good.

Because they do not harm me with their Fundy-ness, for practical purposes it does not matter.

So because their food is good, I will continue to give them money, in exchange for food.

It really is that simple. Welcome to America, where your right to believe in and express whatever you want is protected by the First Amendment, your right to defend yourself from tyranny of all forms with military-grade firearms is protected by the Second Amendment, and your right to STFU is protected by the Fifth Amendment.

I'm a pretty hardcore atheist, by the way. I'm also a libertarian.

3/17/2006 8:38:23 AM

Quote :

"any industrial chicken is treated horribly, and that's all there is to it."

All a myth. Obviously chickens meant to be killed are treated incredibly well. Better than people in 3rd world countries, in fact. If they could speak English, they'd actually thank you for eating them, 'coz the nice pad and good grub is totally worth it...

3/17/2006 8:50:56 AM

yeah, I think they speak french now.

3/17/2006 6:01:36 PM