Quote :

"he claims he didn't know what was going on... "

i am going to pretend like you didn't just say that.

3/23/2006 10:48:42 AM

but that's the sole reason I posted the story...

3/23/2006 10:56:23 AM

shut up and show your tits

3/23/2006 12:53:19 PM

NICE!

3/23/2006 12:59:02 PM

ok so yesterday i was skating through the hood in the bonneville and some girl was like "you want a date baby" so i said show me and she pulled up her shirt i hit her with a water ballon and peeled out

3/23/2006 1:02:14 PM

I wasn't driving, but was riding with one of my friends test driving his '87 silverado that we had just done a full restoration on. It had at the time about 4'' of lift and a crazy color of blue paint that was really damn noticable and stood out. We're driving around town and coming out of some parkinglot where we turned around onto a main road he kicks it down and gets it sideways sliding pretty controlled into his lane, we pull into advance a half mile down the road to get some part and notice someone in a beat ass station wagon is following us so we just circled around then stopped thinking what the fuck? Some greasy nasty looking fucker gets out of the car with a big ass iguana on his shoulder and comes up and says "daaayyyyumn boy, I ain't ever seen nobody get a 4wd sideways like that" and runs his mouth on for awhile asking about the truck and where he can buy the paint. He left irritated when he realized that the color was something that you would have to get at a shop that does the high end dupont shit and it would cost him a few grand. Oh well. Thats my story.

[Edited on March 23, 2006 at 5:22 PM. Reason : ^^ = the best story ever]

3/23/2006 5:21:36 PM

^^^the question is why you ridin around with a water baloon in your car

3/23/2006 5:51:37 PM

you mean you dont? i dont leave home without them.

3/23/2006 7:13:12 PM

"water balloon" is code for semen filled condom.


[Edited on March 23, 2006 at 7:16 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2006 7:15:39 PM

lol
Joel got dat jungle fever yo

3/23/2006 7:23:37 PM

i cant remember the last time i wore a condom

thank god for the pill

3/23/2006 7:41:20 PM

I get lots of looks in the camouflage Ambassador

3/23/2006 7:57:19 PM

one time me and LoYotaNCSU pulled up at Advance Auto in the '85 Toyota pickup with the phantom grill and the campershell and some black guy comes up looking all sideways at it and says "What kinda car is that anyway?"

3/23/2006 8:17:29 PM

Quote :

"i get alot of people looking at my intercooler asking "is that thing a turbo?" or "what're those pipes sticking out of your bumper?""

people ask me if i know one of my fog lights is broken for the same reason

3/23/2006 11:57:35 PM

what you drive, slut?

3/24/2006 12:37:27 AM

Folks just stare and shake their heads.

3/24/2006 1:11:10 AM

Quote :

""water balloon" is code for semen filled condom"

oh word

and i thought i had this whole english thing down

3/24/2006 1:22:38 AM

my POS Cadillac got a lot of comments after the exhaust fell off

the HT4100 sucks ass, but to its credit it does make sweet, sweet music when you play the throttle right to the floor

I hope that it'll still be feasible to restore gas-burners when I reach my mid-life crisis because I've already decided that it must involve a 500cid Cadillac torque monster

3/24/2006 6:07:45 AM

Everyone always asks if my tie rods are broken or how do I drive it with such negaive camber

3/24/2006 8:17:40 AM

I had a dude do a double take of my car the other day and I replied, "Yes, I haven't washed it in months thank you very much"

3/24/2006 8:25:41 AM

Quote :

"what you drive, slut?"

a jetta

3/24/2006 12:20:45 PM

well how come i havent seen another jetta with a front mount around here?

now i want to see your car

3/24/2006 2:08:36 PM

one of your foglights?

3/24/2006 2:11:01 PM

intercooler piping fills both my brake ducts. they have a smallish round inlet that is completely blocked by piping on one side and only partially on the other. apparently some people think that side is 'broken'

3/24/2006 4:16:28 PM

Quote :

"I had an old black man give me the thumbs up today when I got in my truck at the terrorist mart just north of hwy 70 near JoCo International Airport."

haha, that made me laugh.

3/25/2006 12:15:02 PM

I get a decent amount of compliments on the bike. The last time I got a compliment about the car was way back when I actually cared about the car.

3/26/2006 1:25:39 AM

My very first car in high school was my mom's 1987 Buick Regal coupe. It got lots of points and laughs. Especially since the reverse gear stopped working. We sold it to a former co-worker of mine for $400 (price of the tires), and his wife thought he was cheating on her, so she bashed all the windows in with a baseball bat.

Sometimes, I drive my dad's 1978 F150 Supercab. It's chamois yellow/tan and has a campershell and is hideous. That thing gets lots of stares, too

Now that I've had a Mustang, an Eclipse and now my BMW, I get good stares from guys

3/26/2006 9:23:17 AM

someone yelled at me to "turn that racket down" on my r6 today bwhahahaha

3/26/2006 8:05:16 PM