drove the mother fucker to get some lunch

7/9/2006 2:52:22 PM

I have to drain the spa tub and then assemble a doghouse, then I am gonna clean up the garage and get the Olds out.

7/9/2006 2:56:10 PM

cleaned out the garage, etched the floor and put down 2 coats of epoxy

this was all started yesterday though to allow for drying time

i still have to install a garage door, opener and a bike lift

7/10/2006 10:13:08 PM

well i didnt get the doghouse done but i organized the garage cleaned up the olds and took a drive, and pulled the compressor off the pontiac

7/10/2006 10:18:45 PM

^ your dog hates you

7/10/2006 10:26:39 PM

dogS

7/10/2006 10:44:01 PM

I shat a lot. I also ate a lot, which is one reason I shat a lot. But maybe it's just because I'm full of shit. I'd say that's a pretty good reason to have shat a lot, don't you? Maybe of course it was all the food I'd eaten over the course of the last two days, because it really was a lot, and a lot of food kind of pushes the turd out your ass, so that when you go and really stuff your face, then you have to sprint for the pooty pot to go download some logs into the system, and then you have to hope that the last inconsiderate asshole left enough toilet paper because a lot of the food you ate was really cheesy, and as a result your dookey is all goopy and tarry and sticky and really hard to wipe clean, and therefore takes at least half a roll or more to get all the shit offa your butthole, and possibly even more to avoid the inevitable dingleberries, which are often just bits of toilet paper themselves that get wadded up in your asshair, leaving detritus for you to pick out one by one, thereby wasting the better part of an hour for a bathroom trip that should have only taken ten minutes tops, provided you ate enough fiber and drank enough water to avoid having to strain to push the hardened, impacted log from your rectum, resulting in much pain, almost as if the offending chunk was leaving sideways, and in the process rupturing the walls of the blood vessels that surround your anus, leaving you with a herniated hemmorrhoidal bulge in the side of your asshole, which can be treated using an over-the-counter medication such as Preparation H, which, amazingly enough is often used by homosexuals to improve the pucker of their anal cavities and therefore produce "virgin-like" results for their dominant partner, who also may or may not use Preparation H for similar purposes, which, oddly enough, might also include using under the eyes to reduce "bags," which are often the result of lack of rest and are indicative of fatigue, which is a detriment to proper bodily function in its own rite, often interfering with one's ability to be social, function at his or her occupation, eat or drink healthily, or even interrupting one's bodily functions, such as digestion and subsequently defecation, often leading to such maladies as malnutrition or constipation, which can often become so pronounced as to produce fecal impaction or even perforation of the colon inside one's body, thus leaking fecal material into the abdomen, which may in turn give rise to infection, often by E. coli bacteria, which may in turn produce significant amounts of toxins, which can then create a condition known as septicemia or septic shock, causing shutdown of the body's vital organs such as the liver and kidneys and eventually overpowering the body completely and leading to cardiac arrest or other myocardial infarction, which may actually be severe enough to deprive the body's pulmonary system (lungs, etc.) of blood with which to oxygenate and in turn provide all of the body's cells with the means to metabolize nutrients and generate the necessary energy to sustain the body's vital functions, in which case, the results are irrefutably, irrevocably, termination and cessation of life; in short, you're dead, motherfucker.

7/10/2006 11:55:58 PM

subwoofer caught on fire, so i removed both of them and ordered some news ones...

7/11/2006 12:21:02 AM

tried to tune the 7 tonight on the megasquirt... it was pretty frustrating. I got the acceleration enrichments set a little better, but the fuel map is still pretty much fucked... and I can't figure out how to get the autotune shit to work right

7/11/2006 12:36:00 AM

You need to bring that nigger stuff to the house, man. I'll show you how to fuck it up.

7/11/2006 12:43:38 AM

^ I could use all the help I can get with tuning. Will and I took it out tonight. I drove, and he played with the stuff... there are just a daunting level of options and algorithms to use. We were trying to get the autotune feature to work but its correction is a function of how you set the the O2 correction thingie (closed loop?). It's really crazy and confusing. It stutters some when I gas it, but it's a lot better after a little tuning. He never messed with the fuel map himself much though. I don't think he really got the hang of how to do that.

If you actually have some time one of these nights (Thursday night doesn't work but I'm good for the other ones) you could drive around with me.

7/11/2006 12:55:42 AM

I'm down wit dat.

7/11/2006 1:00:54 AM

^x6 did you really type all of that?......and answer ur phone biatch

7/11/2006 2:36:16 AM

sorry about that. I left the goddam thing in the truck.

Yep, I typed all of that. did you read it?

7/11/2006 2:40:43 AM

yes i did. it was long and you should put some spaces in it bc i would go to the wrong next line and i agree with all of the above about bathroom adventures

7/11/2006 2:51:24 AM

That right thur is quality readin...

7/11/2006 2:52:44 AM

i wish i didn't have a real job so I could bullshit around like the rest of you.

7/11/2006 7:40:18 AM

that
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this

7/20/2006 10:02:50 PM

I got a question...why in the hell do you have the lights on?

7/20/2006 11:29:39 PM

Its the camera flash.

7/20/2006 11:30:40 PM

nothing today. Tomorrow after work is figure out why my lawn mower is low on one side.

my yard looked like shit after I mowed last time. I had cirlces all in my yard

7/20/2006 11:38:54 PM

Royal Purple oil change yo

7/20/2006 11:44:16 PM

i helped a friend w/ his LS1 -> 1st gen RX7 last weekend. fabbed up the engine and tranny crossmembers and cut some shit.

w333rdddddddd

tomorrow is new electric cooling fan install and tapping the tstat housing for a sender day

7/20/2006 11:54:21 PM

gave my motorcycle a paint job today/tonight

7/21/2006 12:39:03 AM

I vacuumed mah attic.
I can all but guarantee that was the first time that damn thing has been cleaned since 1975.
Now I need to put in that gable fan and I'll be done up there.

7/21/2006 1:25:18 AM

if i ever post that i vaccumed my attic, kill me plz

7/21/2006 1:32:03 AM

I used a shop vac though...That's why it qualifies.

7/21/2006 1:46:14 AM

why dont you come dust my doilies too bitch

7/21/2006 2:04:43 AM

You can do that yourself as soon as you get that sand out of your vagina.

7/21/2006 2:09:12 AM

I thought you were gonna say he needs to get that dick outta his ass...

7/21/2006 3:22:40 AM

changed tires and wheels on the CiViC back to the 13's

washed both cars

7/21/2006 7:25:18 AM

hey joel, that neighborhood looks familiar. you buy that house up the road from me?

7/21/2006 9:26:31 AM

Nah we bought a place in a neighborhood off Durant.

7/21/2006 9:59:57 AM

i don't consider it real work - but i am changing out my grille - it was my bday present to myself

7/21/2006 10:38:06 AM

installed a Spal electric cooling fan. holler.

7/21/2006 8:42:44 PM

I made a fine liner for the cargo area of my jeep. Cost $21.50 for materials (the 5x7 rug used to line it). Sorry for the shitty pic, took it with my camera phone. If anyone is interested I can take less shitty ones.



A partial shot of the cargo area I'm covering and the carpet before I cut it to bits.



First cut was made, did it with a simple utility knife and a permanent marker to guide my cuts.



All cuts made, there's a 3" lip on the sides and a 4" lip on the back. The far back left and back right corners didn't need a lip (I was just using this to cover any carpet in the cargo area of the jeep for when I make dump runs). The edges are taped up with only the finest: Duct tape. 2.5 hours of work.

7/23/2006 8:31:15 PM

big bad oil change yesterday

7/23/2006 8:43:23 PM

Quote :

"Nah we bought a place in a neighborhood off Durant."

ah, well, that makes sense. it's right across the street from where i broke my fucking arm.

7/24/2006 9:28:11 AM

working on the garage door at the moment

starting the tear down and replacement of the engine on my bike, chain break tool, chain and

sprockets should arrive today via UPS

7/24/2006 12:22:55 PM

mowed the lawn

7/24/2006 3:56:37 PM

after i get off work, i'm gonna start the clutch replacement in my GTI.

today will be the disassembly phase.. wednesday (after my PP bolts come in) will be reassembly..

7/24/2006 3:58:17 PM

work? what the fuck is that?

actually, i took the boat to the lake today and just drove around laughing at people who bitch about gas prices. i didn't even fish. i really just drove around.

7/24/2006 6:29:25 PM

thats why i want a boat. too many toys right now though.

i put rock sliders on a 2000 range rover today, but i get paid to do that kinda shit everyday.

7/24/2006 7:44:18 PM

went from 33"s on the tacoma to the stock 28"s looks very odd with the tiny tires and stock backspacing

7/24/2006 8:51:43 PM

^^hell, i got paid to go to the lake today. its nice having over 50 vacation days.

7/24/2006 9:53:57 PM

ripped half the roof off of my mom's house. adding a second story. the contractor was supposed to be done already but with all the rain the northeast has had (in connecticut) and the fact that he only works about 4 hours a day, he is way behind. Half off the roof off, half left to knock out tomorrow.

7/25/2006 4:34:25 PM

Replaced the starter on a 95 C1500.....wooo

7/25/2006 8:10:43 PM

drove to work

7/28/2006 8:40:47 AM

finished ripping out the rest of the roof, now time to recoop from some nasty sunburn and get the lumber in to start the framing.

7/29/2006 12:25:31 AM

started tearing out the old engine from the bike

removed fairings, tank, fluids, battery, fuel pump and filter, coolant reservoir

radiator and exhaust is next

prolly take me a few days to get everything out and back in

at least i cant break it


oh yah, and im really glad i brought this bitch in the house where the AC is cuz it was fucking

97 with a 107 heat index today

[Edited on July 29, 2006 at 12:44 AM. Reason : hot]

7/29/2006 12:41:26 AM