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[Edited on July 4, 2007 at 12:38 PM. Reason : twins?]

7/4/2007 12:38:24 PM

she will have the same amount of babies as this thread has pages...

start padding...

BABIES EVERYWHERE!

7/4/2007 12:40:26 PM

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"WE ARE SO EXCITED AND SCARED!!"

awwwwwwww

Congrats!

7/4/2007 1:03:20 PM

^^ don't make me delete posts and then lock this thread.

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"if it's a girl, she's going to be one hell of a cool chick"

so you're saying if it's a boy, it's going to be a loser like me?

[Edited on July 4, 2007 at 2:30 PM. Reason : ;-)]

7/4/2007 2:28:43 PM

pregnancy sex is the best.

7/4/2007 3:13:56 PM

^ oh hell yeah.

and the whole lactating thing is pretty awesome too .... if you're ever able to convince her to have sex again after the childbirth.

(seriously, better start hittin it all you can now... you aint gonna get much after the kid comes along)

7/4/2007 4:34:06 PM

^^^

I'm sure they'll be some interesting kids either way...backtalking their third-grade science teacher about Schrödinger's cat

7/4/2007 11:06:06 PM

Pregnancy sex isn't awesome though until you get past the first trimester because the first trimester there's lots of sleeping and nausea. And then it becomes very difficult to have an orgasm, but once you get there it is phenomenal.

7/4/2007 11:13:54 PM

i dont wanna hear about your lactating wife and i dont wanna hear about how sweet her titty milk is

7/4/2007 11:16:52 PM

ITS FOR THE BABY NOT YOU. GOD THIS KID IS DOOMED

7/4/2007 11:17:48 PM

I DO WHAT I WANT!

7/5/2007 12:16:42 AM

LOTS OF BABIES!
400 BABIES!
AND THEY WILL BE AS FAST AS KENYANS

7/5/2007 12:22:54 AM

nothing like having a lactating wife riding on top while you squeezin dem tittays and double-barreled milk streams hit you in the face

7/5/2007 2:48:01 AM

^^ That's the first thing I thought of

7/5/2007 2:58:02 AM

I'm going to archive your most compromising posts and mail them to your kid when he/she learns to read.

7/5/2007 3:18:07 AM

yay I forgot to say congrats yesterday...so congratulations!!!

7/5/2007 7:25:29 PM

can we vote on the child's name?

7/5/2007 7:29:50 PM

oh, i forgot to inform them my godfather status yesterday....

7/5/2007 7:35:16 PM

Oh my God!

I didn't read the thread, but congratulations!

If you need a photoshoot, lemme know, but that is awesome.

7/5/2007 7:38:44 PM

we've actually already decided (pretty sure) on possible names

Joel Vincent for a boy
Maya Khalil for a girl

7/5/2007 9:02:30 PM

damn man

you've only had the vag for a few months and you're already ruining it

7/5/2007 9:20:44 PM

few months? we've been married over 2 years.

7/5/2007 9:21:45 PM

JEEZ

WHERE HAVE I BEEN

7/5/2007 9:22:25 PM

i double dog dare you to abort it

or are ya yella?

7/5/2007 9:23:42 PM

>.<

7/5/2007 9:24:33 PM

Good luck!

Believe me (as a father of four speaking) when I say that you have no idea what you've gotten yourselves into. But it'll be ok. You've got the next 18 plus years to figure it out.

7/5/2007 11:46:12 PM

word.

7/6/2007 12:36:33 AM

congratulations! tell her Emily from HS is very happy for you guys!

7/6/2007 12:38:29 AM

joel vincent?

tha hell? what happened to naming the baby after me!?

7/6/2007 12:40:57 AM

didn't amna tell you that you can be the thewolfweb.com godfather? what more do you want, b!?

^^ amna says THANKS EMILY

7/6/2007 12:42:34 AM

7/6/2007 12:44:57 AM

i want to be disconnected from this site... i can't talk to that boy when he is 8 and say "hey there lil buddy, i'm your wolfweb godfather"

he'll think i'm some sort of warlock or something. "OH MY GOSH DADDY HE IS THE GOD OF WOLVES THAT SHOOT WEBS!!"

and if i quit tww, what am i then... i'm not going to accept google godfather. i think that is already copyrighted.

7/6/2007 12:58:58 AM

congratulations

you'll enjoy being a parent


if you aren't married, don't fucking sue him.


pregnancy sex can be pretty cool--no chance whatsoever of getting pregnant at that point!

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"this thread makes me want to knock up my g/f "

haha, read my thread before you do anything like that

7/6/2007 3:43:12 AM

bttt

cus i'm about being a daddy

7/8/2007 10:41:03 PM

insist on a c-section

7/8/2007 10:42:22 PM

first sonogram

7/21/2007 7:25:28 PM

congrats

7/21/2007 7:26:06 PM

You won't believe the changes that you'll see in such a short period of time. My baby went from looking like a turtle to a person in 4 weeks.

7/21/2007 7:28:42 PM

HA!^

7/21/2007 7:29:32 PM

Hopefully when I come through town (8 or 9 August), you won't be sick, Amna.

7/21/2007 7:29:53 PM

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"Pregnancy sex isn't awesome"

decidedly false

[Edited on July 21, 2007 at 7:33 PM. Reason : ^ i checked my magic eight ball. outlook does not look good. but we'll cross our fingers ]

7/21/2007 7:32:17 PM

She must not be puking, constipated, and uhm dischargy yet.

7/21/2007 7:33:57 PM

constant nausea but no pukings yet

7/21/2007 7:35:12 PM

Lucky girl. I threw up several times a day for at least 6 weeks.

7/21/2007 7:38:01 PM

so last night we had our first baby pukes. we're 3 months in and i think she made up for not having any yet. she rapid-fire vomited at least 20 times

on the other hand, i just created a gmail account for our baby lol

8/30/2007 8:57:07 PM

does bottombaby know what she is having?

8/30/2007 9:01:16 PM

Wow, what an ugly baby

8/30/2007 9:58:17 PM

We're at 21 weeks -- over halfway done! We found out a few weeks ago that we would be having a boy. And I started feeling the baby wriggle around inside of me last Friday.

So sorry about the baby pukes. Mine never really went away, but at least it's only like once a week now instead of every day.

8/30/2007 10:38:43 PM

^ i thought you started feeling them move alot earlier then that?

8/31/2007 9:20:23 AM

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" on the other hand, i just created a gmail account for our baby lol "

supernerd.


lol, i love it.

8/31/2007 9:49:05 AM