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4/2/2007 2:00:05 PM

4/2/2007 2:03:02 PM

this is great stuff

4/2/2007 2:03:57 PM

i think i'm in love

4/2/2007 2:04:57 PM

gg

this is up there with pbf

4/2/2007 2:05:10 PM

4/2/2007 2:05:42 PM

4/2/2007 2:06:29 PM

^that's great.

4/2/2007 2:07:16 PM

4/2/2007 2:13:31 PM

"Why can't you have normal existential angst like all the other boys?"

















[Edited on April 2, 2007 at 2:22 PM. Reason : .]

4/2/2007 2:14:15 PM

"The rest is fear of raptors."

[Edited on April 2, 2007 at 2:24 PM. Reason : .]

4/2/2007 2:22:44 PM

^the caption to the jimmy carter one is awesome.

4/2/2007 2:25:05 PM

"Its like the squirt bottle we use with the cat."

4/2/2007 2:26:18 PM

haha, i only had one circuits class... and that was in like 2003, but this still made me laugh

4/2/2007 2:30:26 PM

4/2/2007 2:30:29 PM

"Yes, you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!"

4/2/2007 2:31:36 PM

i wish there were more of these

4/2/2007 3:04:00 PM

ahh ha ha I like the cat one

4/2/2007 3:18:22 PM

4/2/2007 4:27:03 PM

It means shuffling quickly past nuns with ketchup in your palms, pretending you're hiding stigmata.

4/3/2007 10:55:40 AM

^i def do 1, 2, and 4.

4/3/2007 12:46:42 PM

^ you mean you don't call the ackermann function with graham's number as the arguments?!

4/3/2007 12:57:44 PM

^calc 141, 241, 242, or 341 talk about those, then i either forgot or wasnt paying attention

but i cant recall having ever heard of either of those things.

4/3/2007 6:15:51 PM

[Edited on April 3, 2007 at 6:23 PM. Reason : fail]

4/3/2007 6:21:34 PM

^^ lol no i didn't know what they were either until i wikipedia'd it. turns out it's a pretty funny joke if you know what it means.

but, i was being sarcastic

4/3/2007 6:47:26 PM

I may have also tossed one of a pair of teleportation rings into the ocean, with interesting results.

4/4/2007 9:34:17 AM

Every computer, at the unreachable memory address 0x-1, stores a secret. I found it, and it is that all humans ar-- SEGMENTATION FAULT.

4/5/2007 3:40:02 PM

hahaha, they have shirts! http://xkcd.com/store/












[Edited on April 5, 2007 at 4:36 PM. Reason : .]

4/5/2007 4:35:47 PM

The worst part is when sidewalk cracks are out-of-sync with your natural stride.

4/6/2007 9:43:42 PM

"Someone bring me a pocket fan so I can drift around the yard."

4/7/2007 1:04:13 AM

And the whole setup is just a trap to capture escaping logicians. None of the doors actually lead out.

4/9/2007 3:02:07 PM

as always, pure quality.

4/9/2007 3:02:56 PM

"I occasionally do this with mile markers on the highway."



<--- And I use military time.

4/12/2007 4:04:53 PM

hehe, 1453 is prime!

4/12/2007 10:24:42 PM

What if someone broke out of a hypothetical situation in your room right now?

4/13/2007 8:36:46 AM

We once tried playing blindfold chess on the Aerosmith ride at Disney World.

4/16/2007 10:33:12 PM

lmfao i liked that one

4/16/2007 10:34:52 PM

The MythBusters are even more sinister.

4/18/2007 1:34:32 PM

Funniest thing i've read today, doubt it will be beaten

4/18/2007 1:42:17 PM

hahahhaahha

4/18/2007 2:00:16 PM

best thing ever <3

4/18/2007 2:01:30 PM

4/18/2007 10:45:35 PM

This is silly, of course. The enemy will be born in the network.



The one time I tried, I got hit by a slinky going down at double speed.

4/23/2007 3:38:14 PM

Prank #11: Boston

4/25/2007 3:40:24 PM

Quote :

"We talked forever about the best two things to buy at food lion. I chose condoms and a cucumber"

i actually had to do this one time, i used to work at lowes foods, and my mom was teaching a sex ed class. she didn't want to go buy condoms and cucumbers for this exact reason.

so she made me go do it. i went into the lowes where i worked, and got condoms and a cucumber. incidentally, we needed some cream cheese for something.. so.. yeah.

i didn't live that one down for weeks.

4/25/2007 3:58:20 PM

BROOOKLYYYYYN!!!!

[Edited on April 25, 2007 at 4:28 PM. Reason : .]

4/25/2007 4:28:27 PM

^^^ best one in a while

4/25/2007 4:34:43 PM

[Edited on April 27, 2007 at 3:25 PM. Reason : oops]

4/27/2007 3:25:39 PM

I'm waiting for the day when, if you tell someone 'I'm from the internet', instead of laughing they just ask 'oh, what part?'

5/2/2007 4:53:01 PM

5/2/2007 5:51:54 PM