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4/17/2007 5:43:27 PM

Sideshow Bob: uhhhhhhh

(stepping on multiple rakes)

4/17/2007 6:06:18 PM

hs You put the beer in the coconut and through the can away

nf homer

hs and throw the can away

nf homer

hs and throw the can away

4/17/2007 6:33:02 PM

le grille? what the hell is that?

4/17/2007 6:35:05 PM

"have you ever driven by a fire and wondered, 'how can this benefit me?'"

4/17/2007 6:40:59 PM

4/17/2007 7:11:25 PM

they once did a parody of 'Inside the Actor's Studio'

McBain gets into character during the interview and unloads multiple rounds into that annoying host's chest, upon which the host declares, "It was a pleasure to eat your lead, good sir," and dies.

4/17/2007 7:16:50 PM

DOOOOHHH

4/17/2007 7:21:22 PM

http://www.dapt.com/elizabeth/sounds/simpsons/

4/17/2007 7:24:39 PM

Burns: "Look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction."

Smithers: "I believe thats a rock sir."

4/17/2007 7:31:24 PM

Burns: I need ringers, search the National League, the American League, the Negro Leagues!!

4/17/2007 7:32:18 PM

Boy: Hey Billy! Hey Joey! Come on in. There's plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Homer.
Homer: Why not?
[boy points to sign, "No Homers Club"]

Homer: But you let in Homer Glumplich.
Homer G.: [pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck!
Boy: It says no HomERS. We're allowed to have one.
Homer: Oh...

4/17/2007 7:37:56 PM

what's your name?
joey . . joe . . joe . . shabadu
that's the stupidest name I've ever heard
(barney) JOEY JOE JOE COME BACK

4/17/2007 7:39:58 PM

You tried your hardest and you failed miserably. The lesson here is to never try. - Homer

4/17/2007 8:13:43 PM

oj: i didnt kill them

4/17/2007 8:14:28 PM

^xsomething

ty hunterb

4/17/2007 8:24:25 PM

burns: "are you mad woman? i could be stung by a bumbled bee"

4/17/2007 8:41:41 PM

Homer: Hmmm...what to do...what to do...
Bart (crossing fingers): Crazy scheme, crazy scheme, crazy scheme...
Homer: I need tools, and beer!
Bart: Yes!

----

Nelson: I drew you a picture, it's of my flying a plane made out of guns with guns that shoot guns.

4/17/2007 8:47:47 PM

ralph: My cat's breath smells like catfood

4/17/2007 9:09:31 PM

Homer: (looking down at Lennys crotch with no underwear on) "Forgot there was a physical today huh?"

Lenny: "Yep"

4/19/2007 4:31:17 PM

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

4/19/2007 4:53:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP1X-O2eFhE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzGTdfAYMG0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkmV909EESY

and the coupe de grace, the best of ralph:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnisoR_xb3k

4/19/2007 5:19:37 PM

4/19/2007 5:27:38 PM

HS: "Look at me, I'm Angie Dickenson, outta my way!"

4/23/2007 8:41:41 PM

kodos: Holy Flurking Shnit!

Homer (to Kodos and Kang): Well, I suppose you want to probe me. Well, we might as well get it over with
Kodos: Stop! We've reached the limits of what recto-probing can teach us.

4/23/2007 10:17:48 PM

HS: "I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink. I sing the songs that remind me I'm a urinating guy!"

4/27/2007 7:32:49 PM

It appears I'm the only one keeping this thread alive, but fuckit, I'm watching the first 16 seasons of the Simpsons at the house while I go about my buisness. ($20 on Hadjivision ). But anyway, I'd like to dedicate this one to a very "special" person.

To, alcohol! The solution to, and cause of, all of life's problems.

4/30/2007 9:34:07 AM

"You stink like a dutchman's throw-up"

4/30/2007 9:40:38 AM

Marge: Are you sure you want to snuggle on half a mattress behind a billboard?
Homer: It's like our honeymoon all over again. And look, we even have the same bum watching us!
Bum: I knew you kids would make it...[jiggling Homer's stomach] You got fat!


Or something like that...it was just on last night so the official quotes aren't up yet.

4/30/2007 10:33:50 AM

Pound worker referring to a dog about to be put to sleep:

"He'll be in God's dumpster tomorrow"



Also, the disclaimer from when Homer was an ice cream truck driver:

"Warning, product contains neither ice nor cream. May contain trace amounts of Mexican cheese. Do not consume."

4/30/2007 10:59:56 AM

Dental Plan

4/30/2007 6:52:18 PM

Lisa needs braces

4/30/2007 8:19:05 PM

hello joe

4/30/2007 8:40:24 PM

release the robotic Richard Simmons

4/30/2007 9:16:52 PM

Bart: "But dad, you could be a father figure to me"
Homer: "Ohhh no, I'm not putting my hands all over that train wreck."
Bart: "But daaaadddd"
Homer: "Shutup Amtrak"

5/4/2007 6:35:43 PM

"My story begins in nineteen dickety two. We had to say dickety, because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles."

5/4/2007 6:46:13 PM

Mr. Burns: Try to steal my eggs will you? Well, this rooster has a beak! A beak that cries ‘Death-a-doodle-doo!'

5/4/2007 9:11:07 PM

/message_topic.aspx?topic=19400&page=23

very soon

5/4/2007 9:43:14 PM

Homer: "Uh-oh, now its time for the Gospel according to Puke!"

5/5/2007 3:04:22 PM

Ralph - "18, 19, 20... I found you Bart!"
Bart - "Ralph, we're playing checkers."
Ralph - "I don't like you boy mommy"

5/14/2007 11:12:17 PM

ITS SPANKING SEASON

AND I'VE GOT A HANKERING FOR SOME SPANKERIN

7/20/2007 6:32:38 PM

Homer: Stupid bug, you go squish now!

7/20/2007 6:55:10 PM

Marge: "Homer where are you?"
Homer: "Uhhh im somewhere where i don't know where i am."

Reverend: "Homer move into the light homer."
Homer: "ok.....*Screams*"

Homer: "awwhttp://www...theres so much i don't know about astro-physics, I wish I read that book by that wheelchair guy."

Bart: "Well we kinda hit a snag when the universe collapsed in on its self, but dad seemed cautiously optimistic."
Homer: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP."

7/20/2007 8:01:06 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFqTd-CEjHM

dude is bad

9/9/2007 1:21:45 AM

Homer: "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"

9/9/2007 12:00:53 PM

Quote :

"Mr. Burns: Try to steal my eggs will you? Well, this rooster has a beak! A beak that cries ‘Death-a-doodle-doo!'"

Hank Scorpio: But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.


Burns: (sees a vending machine) Ah. A candy shop. Yes, I'll take two pounds of Bristol's Toffee. Oh, and don't wrap it too tightly. I'm hungry now. (nothing happens) You've made a powerful enemy today my friend!




[Edited on September 9, 2007 at 12:35 PM. Reason : .]

9/9/2007 12:31:58 PM

excellent

9/9/2007 12:44:03 PM

Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling.

9/9/2007 12:44:45 PM

it's just a little airborne, it's still good!

9/9/2007 12:47:13 PM

set em up

9/9/2007 5:28:44 PM