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4/27/2007 12:11:03 PM

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4/27/2007 12:11:10 PM

if you women were males, most of you would mess up within the first 3 minutes.

you would sit down without thinking about it, and accidentally sit on your junk. then you would be in pain for a while

4/27/2007 12:11:59 PM

if any of you were a male, people would probably care for once about what you had to say

4/27/2007 12:18:58 PM

A penis is nothing special; the novelty wears off around age 10 or so. I'd say the main nice thing is that we can pee anywhere we like; just walk behind a bush and keep a sharp eye out. One of those things we take for granted

4/27/2007 12:21:37 PM

if any of you were a male, people would probably care for once about what you had to say

4/27/2007 3:26:37 PM

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"A penis is nothing special; the novelty wears off around age 10 or so"

What?? The novelty starts around 12 or so.

[Edited on April 27, 2007 at 3:34 PM. Reason : )]

4/27/2007 3:33:39 PM

if any of you were a male, you could actually drive

4/27/2007 3:40:07 PM

yeah.... sitting on your junk is NOT FUN!

4/27/2007 3:42:54 PM

And always be aware when you zip it up......

4/27/2007 3:48:33 PM

Quote :

"What?? The novelty starts around 12 or so."

no sir thats when the novelty ends, and the fun begins

4/27/2007 4:18:12 PM

the important thing here is i'd be able to tea bag someone

i mean...talk about power. that's the ultimate "fuck you"

HERE ARE MY NUTS

IN YOUR FACE

4/27/2007 4:27:30 PM

Man, i guess i should t-bag someone. Maybe I've been missing out on all this "power".

4/27/2007 4:29:25 PM

You should...make someone your bitch and put your nuts in their face


or tea bag your girlfriend...she might like it

see it's sexy b/c it's powerful...it's like pulling hair or spanking. but it's your nuts.

[Edited on April 27, 2007 at 4:30 PM. Reason : ]

4/27/2007 4:30:02 PM

jesus lk

4/27/2007 4:31:34 PM

well i don't really have the desire to put my nuts on another dude's face.
and i figure if i did it to a girl, reaction would go the way of that "Sharking" thread from yesterday.

4/27/2007 4:32:19 PM

dude most girls love a good teabagging

4/27/2007 4:34:07 PM

^^hahahahaha, yeah i think i just crossed a level that i'll never be able to recover from

4/27/2007 4:34:28 PM

apparently elkaybie has a fascination with it...

4/27/2007 4:35:36 PM

perhaps you could find a female equivalent, perhaps clitbombing?

4/27/2007 4:36:59 PM

i have a fascination with tea bagging

but as i said yesterday in the would you marry yourself thread, i said no...b/c the male me would want to tea bag the female me, and i don't like to be tea bagged

see the male me would be a horn ball

clit bombing? hmmm...how would that work exactly

[Edited on April 27, 2007 at 4:41 PM. Reason : ]

4/27/2007 4:40:36 PM

which is poopface. this is getting complicated.

[Edited on April 27, 2007 at 4:42 PM. Reason : I dunno, squeeze it on someone's nose?]

4/27/2007 4:41:30 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*honk*

4/27/2007 4:44:50 PM

huh?

4/27/2007 4:45:32 PM

i dunno...apparently i'm your female counterpart

so if i was male, we'd be like some awesome charismatic hilarious duo that would get all the ladies

and then we'd tea bag em!

HA!

4/27/2007 4:51:49 PM

that's pretty muc what Si and I already do

4/27/2007 4:58:22 PM

elk babe. making your penis jump is overrated. you can do that with your clit. and even the peeing thing you can do.

4/27/2007 4:59:39 PM

^^hahahaha that's true!

^and i can't write on a WALL in my current state now can i?

4/27/2007 5:02:29 PM

a wall, no. but ground yeah. its no big deal though. i do think chicks orgasms are more amazing though. i've seen chicks cum and tear up, shake and have an out of body experience. it seems more awesome to me.

4/27/2007 5:04:25 PM

Quote :

"or tea bag your girlfriend...she might like it see it's sexy b/c it's powerful...it's like pulling hair or spanking. but it's your nuts."

Someone's happy it's Friday!

lol

[Edited on April 27, 2007 at 5:06 PM. Reason : I laughed out loud FOR REAL ]

4/27/2007 5:05:26 PM

i like being a male cause i can nut in a girl and wake up the next day and say

"Happy Mothers Day"

4/27/2007 5:05:34 PM

INDEED chic INDEED

I think all the crazy clients have been calling today and I just can't wait to get out of here

4/27/2007 5:06:04 PM

I know what you're saying... A little too well!

Have a great weekend! Less than 30 minutes!!!

4/27/2007 5:07:02 PM

i've also never had a UTI@!

4/27/2007 5:09:27 PM

well no one really wants one of those man

4/27/2007 5:12:58 PM

yeah but every female i know has had one

4/27/2007 5:13:59 PM

Quote :

"see it's sexy b/c it's powerful...it's like pulling hair or spanking. but it's your nuts."

hahaha

4/27/2007 6:43:01 PM

somehow i think multiple orgasms >>>>>> UTIs + inability to pee standing up

4/27/2007 6:46:07 PM

i was just about to post something along those lines

i mean tops for a dude is 5 times a day...i cant imagine being a broad and being able to get off a ton

4/27/2007 6:48:35 PM

guys can have multiple orgasms also

I learned that in PEH 213

4/27/2007 6:54:22 PM

damn i was going to take that class last summer session 2

4/27/2007 6:55:14 PM

Quote :

"this thread is only partially disturbing"

4/27/2007 10:08:13 PM

bttt

5/8/2007 6:13:58 PM

Quote :

"yeah but every female i know has had one"

no they haven't

5/8/2007 8:46:28 PM

hahah what a great thread

If I had a penis I definitely titty fuck some chick with big boobs...
that would be awesome

5/8/2007 9:48:38 PM

5/26/2007 2:20:51 PM

whats a uti?

5/26/2007 3:01:27 PM

urinary tract infection

Quote :

"yeah but every female i know has had one"

yeah, they're pretty common

[Edited on May 26, 2007 at 3:50 PM. Reason : .]

5/26/2007 3:49:48 PM

8/29/2007 9:48:38 AM

oic

Quote :

"If I had a penis I definitely titty fuck some chick with big boobs..."

ooooo! now THERE'S an idea!

[Edited on August 29, 2007 at 9:55 AM. Reason : ]

8/29/2007 9:52:15 AM