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10/17/2007 10:23:25 PM

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"I have ADD and too much energy... "

Got you beat all to hell Squirt. I'm the ADD poster child. hahahaha...

10/17/2007 10:25:08 PM

haha, we successfully derailed EMCE's dating thread into a sports talk thread.

10/17/2007 10:29:02 PM

I won't date anybody on here. I'm old enough to be some of em's daddy.

10/17/2007 10:29:52 PM

1. I'm incredibly intelligent and attractive.

2. I'm probably so attractive that people might get a false perception of you if we were together in public.

3. Hot sex, no nagging.

is this craigslist?

10/17/2007 10:31:26 PM

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"haha, we successfully derailed EMCE's dating thread into a sports talk thread. "

I care about this much less than you might think

10/17/2007 10:53:27 PM

I have a round butt, but I'm an electrical engineer

10/17/2007 11:07:14 PM

I need a woman that can handle a 'magnum' man!

10/17/2007 11:08:01 PM

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"I have a round butt, but I'm an electrical engineer"

ha ha all engineers are hot, smart and possibly know more about my bikes, cars and trucks than I do... and thats what matters! I gotta learn to take care of my own enigines somehow...

10/17/2007 11:11:28 PM

whatcha gonna cook for me Squirt?

10/17/2007 11:13:44 PM

^^Holy shit, Squirt just made my night. HAHAHAHA.

Oh, BTW, I got the bubbliest of butts. Ghetto booty, no less. A butt you only wish you could lay your hands on.

10/17/2007 11:16:02 PM

awww you guys are way cute I just got home from running and I am smelly which kinda is contradictory of what I said is one of my endearing qualities

10/17/2007 11:18:45 PM

ha, I just need to find a girl that likes going to basketball/football games and will yell "GO TO HELL CAROLINA" with me during the red/white song. Knowing all the words and why the yellow first down line is only on tv gets you bonus points.

^ damn, I thought I was smelling something.

10/17/2007 11:20:38 PM

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"will you accept PMs?"

-chembob

I thought you had a girlfriend...

10/17/2007 11:23:40 PM

no....

haven't for a few months :\

10/17/2007 11:24:13 PM

Squirt...cute as you are, you've turned this thread into a slobbering sausagefest.

Down, boys...this ain't feeding time.

10/17/2007 11:25:56 PM

I'll never date another tww'er ever...

10/17/2007 11:55:37 PM

1) Im an awesome cook and have a tongue like a paintbrush

2) I have no tact, and i dont care

3) has to be able to outdrink me, and have no gag reflex

10/18/2007 12:18:00 AM

1. I know the square of every number between zero and 17, can configure routers provided the instructions are available, can change the oil on a car (by paying someone else to do it), and I know who shot J.R.

2. I drink to repress my disgust with the world around me.

3. Must be able to recite the opening monologue to Fellowship of the Ring while standing on their head. Backwards.

10/18/2007 12:39:22 AM

Well I can fart the alphabet. Fear me, motherfuckers.

10/18/2007 12:40:05 AM

What the hell? Half of the posts I've read in the past hour have been about farts in some form or another.

10/18/2007 12:41:33 AM

no shit, eh?

10/18/2007 12:43:28 AM

oh shit

10/18/2007 12:44:08 AM

LOTS AND LOTS OF SHIT. GREEN SMELLY SHIT.

10/18/2007 12:45:23 AM

1. I'm fairly intelligent, caring, funny and imaginative. I enjoy traveling across the world, and cuddling. But I'm not particularly zealous about any particular thing I do except for my job, family and my aspirations.

2. I'm young and indecisive (or I just don't give a shit)

3. Must be female, between ages 18-24 who would like to have kids, has life goals, can be independent, but she should always want to cuddle. And I would prefer someone without a Serbian surname (just a preference).

10/18/2007 12:59:49 AM

^what the fuck is this?

10/18/2007 1:01:09 AM

1. CHICKEN

2. BONE

3. EARRINGS

10/18/2007 1:02:47 AM

^ftw.


thats what im talking about

10/18/2007 1:03:38 AM

I farted

10/18/2007 1:03:59 AM

has you found me a new bf yet?

10/18/2007 11:08:11 PM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=498547

10/18/2007 11:15:16 PM

^^hey baby i'm the man of your dreams

[Edited on October 18, 2007 at 11:15 PM. Reason : well i guess i'd go homo for poopface, but only just this once]

10/18/2007 11:15:16 PM

10/18/2007 11:16:18 PM

haha

10/18/2007 11:17:22 PM

1. I am honest, good at sex, and know how to use my talents to earn money.
2. I "internalize." I.E.: I need a little coaching about communication.
3. I need someone who is mature. End of story.

10/18/2007 11:39:45 PM

i.e. someone who is over 80?

10/18/2007 11:40:18 PM

Oh, fuck you.

10/18/2007 11:40:32 PM

sorry, not old enough.

10/18/2007 11:42:30 PM

10/18/2007 11:42:44 PM

^^^^^VOMIT

[Edited on October 18, 2007 at 11:43 PM. Reason : ^VOMIT]

10/18/2007 11:42:55 PM

At least I'm honest.

10/18/2007 11:45:59 PM

if i would vomit while fucking you, you are not good at sex

10/18/2007 11:46:52 PM

1) Im hilarious
2)Im not affectionate; dark sense of humor
3)girl who doesnt do drugs and is in good shape

I WANT A DATE

10/18/2007 11:49:31 PM

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"if i would vomit while fucking you, you are not good at sex"

While I am a very good lover, I have had men vomit on me while having sex, and it usually stank of vodka.

10/19/2007 12:03:02 AM

You guy's are all snobs - I want a cum guzzling gutterslut that will eat my asshole out, while I jerk off in her mom's mouth, as i'm choking her.

10/19/2007 12:03:07 AM

game!

10/19/2007 12:03:34 AM

10/19/2007 12:03:44 AM

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"While I am a very good lover, I have had men vomit on me while having sex, and it usually stank of vodka."

omg haha you just jumped into my top 10 tdub list

10/19/2007 12:04:28 AM

[no]
you have to be in the scale of 1-10...not a negative value.

10/19/2007 12:04:34 AM

cddweller will you lay me?

10/19/2007 12:05:19 AM