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"i've noticed these days it's different growing up, a girl ALWAYS wanted to be your girlfriend before anything happened these days thanks to role models like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Brittnay Spears, girls wanan stay single and just whore around"

Wow I definitely noticed the difference too but that actually explains alot

10/23/2007 4:49:26 PM

Those girls are a product of lots of other shit that's been going on though.

10/23/2007 4:54:13 PM

^^ yea i noticed that looking at facebook

10/23/2007 4:59:35 PM

For page 2

10/23/2007 5:00:12 PM

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"Making Someone Your Girlfriend"

Somehow I don't think you can "make" a girl be your girlfriend. You can try and persuade her, but I think that's the extent of what one can do.

10/23/2007 5:03:01 PM

Chivalry is dead.

10/23/2007 5:03:40 PM

And bitches killed it

10/23/2007 5:04:06 PM

u could just get her drunk and let her spend the night

10/23/2007 8:39:04 PM

LaserSoup won this thread

10/23/2007 8:46:55 PM

Yea dating is overrated.
If I were in the dating scene, I'd definitely choose to stay OUT of an exclusive relationship

10/23/2007 10:00:49 PM

slut.

10/23/2007 10:01:28 PM

I love that a girl = slut
guys = meh, normal everyday ideals

10/23/2007 10:03:05 PM

jokes mang, jokes.

10/23/2007 10:07:52 PM

obviously...

though I believe that I would rather be tagged whore...
slut has such negative connotatins (hahah)

10/23/2007 10:08:55 PM

10/23/2007 10:09:29 PM

at least if you're a whore there's a sense of a plan.

besides, it's the world's oldest profession, how can you look down on it?

10/23/2007 10:09:49 PM

just take her out drinking, bring her back to your place & give her some really good sex..

then right after, while she's still in that "after sex euphoria" ask her... "so.. does this make us exclusive?"

exclusive = dating

this kinda traps her, cause saying no will make her sound like a whore...

10/23/2007 10:10:13 PM

^ awesome, especially the entrapment part.

10/23/2007 10:29:11 PM

11/4/2007 5:30:06 AM

1st date: coffee
2nd date: lunch
3rd date: dinner..."want to come hang out at my place?"
....
PROFIT

11/4/2007 11:01:03 AM

who wants to be my bf?

11/4/2007 5:44:31 PM

do you put out?

11/4/2007 5:44:55 PM

you know it

11/4/2007 5:47:11 PM

holler

PM SENT

11/4/2007 5:48:22 PM

Quote :

"just take her out drinking, bring her back to your place & give her some really good sex.. then right after, while she's still in that "after sex euphoria" ask her... "so.. does this make us exclusive?" exclusive = dating this kinda traps her, cause saying no will make her sound like a whore..."

thats tricky and devious but true... happened to me

11/4/2007 5:49:38 PM

this is the tried and true method to make someone your bitch

11/4/2007 5:51:37 PM

Ménage à trois?

11/4/2007 5:51:44 PM

I want a dyke bitch so I can menage a trois

11/4/2007 5:52:29 PM

damnit, if i knew anal meant a relationship before i would've held out a lot longer. .

and to think i've been messing this up all along.

11/4/2007 5:52:39 PM

imo i dont want to fuck a bitch until we are "exclusive" or whatever...

11/4/2007 5:53:18 PM

11/4/2007 5:54:42 PM

her: "what are we?"
you: "what"
her: "what would we be called"
you: "fucking"
her: "no, like, are we together
you: shrug
her: "ok. you're my boyfriend now"
you: "so i can keep gettin' it right"
her: "yeah"

11/4/2007 7:26:46 PM

prepare the marriage sack. they are very niiiice.

[Edited on November 4, 2007 at 9:29 PM. Reason : great success]

11/4/2007 9:28:42 PM

just had a conversation with this spanish chick. basically she said my current boyfriend is a complete asshole, but out of principle i have to stick by him.

11/5/2007 12:11:14 AM

i always knew you were a fag

11/5/2007 12:12:48 AM

how does this mean i'm a fag ? she texted me this morning thanking me for drinks last night. we went out together for our first time.

11/5/2007 10:42:28 AM

Quote :

"my current boyfriend "

because he took these words out of context, and you didn't use quotation marks.

11/5/2007 10:44:22 AM

just had a conversation with this spanish chick. basically she said my current boyfriend is a complete asshole, but out of principle i have to stick by him.



basically the spanish chick has a boyfriend that's an assbag. no job no car, etc. and she doesn't want to interfere with that relationship even though she'd like to and she thinks i'm cool.




[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 10:53 AM. Reason : sorry Pants ...]

11/5/2007 10:47:31 AM

Nope. Moving right along.

11/5/2007 10:48:19 AM

HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE LARGEST ASS IN MIAMI LIKE THAT?


god, you're such an insensitive asshole.

11/5/2007 10:48:41 AM

bttt

11/20/2007 5:17:34 PM

the day she flew all the way from moscow to the united states to spend 15 days with me. i knew she was mine. <3

11/20/2007 5:19:28 PM

Can we hangout?^

11/20/2007 5:20:19 PM

sure, but she lives in florida for now though til she finishes her phD

11/20/2007 5:21:00 PM

so what way has the highest probability of working? i'm all about probabilities...

11/20/2007 5:23:36 PM

Be sure to use the word shorty a lot.

11/20/2007 5:25:33 PM

stupid nicknames have never done anything but annoy me. my ex use to call me "baby girl". that irritated me to no end.

11/20/2007 5:28:51 PM

Tell her to never to speak to you again and then everytime she comes around, just ignore her. It will piss her off and she will have to have you.

11/20/2007 5:36:52 PM

hmmm...thats not really my style...i'm more of the nice guy type

11/20/2007 5:38:12 PM

set em up

11/20/2007 5:52:21 PM