Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
[punctuation] 11/1/2007 3:07:44 PM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
why not fuck them both?
fuck them at the same time?
have them fuck each other?
damnit, do I have to think of all the solutions around here? 11/1/2007 3:07:45 PM
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zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah. I'm a 36 yr old project engineer.
oh...this is in response to this:
Quote : | "that is part of it the bitch is mad she aint getting the amazing sex my girlfriend is so she is all pissy. and its not my girlfriend that causes the trouble Keith its her roomates that are fucked up and crazy as fuck in the head. Dan if you want the roommate she is all yours she fucking a 35 year restraunt server at a shitty ass small restraunt so you would defiantly be an upgrade" |
[Edited on November 1, 2007 at 3:11 PM. Reason : boogety boogety] 11/1/2007 3:11:02 PM
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Psykorage All American 1460 Posts user info edit post |
teach her ass some fortran and tell her ass to bake you a pie 11/1/2007 5:45:23 PM
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pimpmaster69 All American 4519 Posts user info edit post |
bitch totally just flipped everything around and is lying about everything to make her into a victim when she stabbed a door with a butter knife and punched a hole in her apartment wall. I think i am gonna have to superman that hoe. Keith i know you wanna knock this one out...when she is knocked out 11/2/2007 9:20:27 AM
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iphotou All American 13047 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "sad part is we were all going to the beach together this weekend. lets see how that turns out now." |
![](http://media.newsobserver.com/smedia/2007/10/28/17/347-fire2.embedded.prod_affiliate.3.jpg) 11/2/2007 9:41:47 AM
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Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
if you truly are a master among pimps, this should clearly not be a problem
^that's awful.... awfully hilarious!
[Edited on November 2, 2007 at 9:44 AM. Reason : s] 11/2/2007 9:44:10 AM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^^not a problem anymore, haha 11/2/2007 9:47:17 AM
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pimpmaster69 All American 4519 Posts user info edit post |
Nah its not really a problem. I can just flex my pimp arm and smack a bitch. I have a relativly cool head now, though it hasnt always been that way, so I will be fine till she comes at me with a butter knife again 11/2/2007 10:25:17 AM
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
is her roommate hot? 11/2/2007 10:36:57 AM
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Str8BacardiL ************ 41758 Posts user info edit post |
PICS AND FACEBOOK OR SHES NOT REAL ![](images/mad.gif) 11/2/2007 10:39:53 AM
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ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "PICS AND FACEBOOK OR SHES NOT REAL" |
11/2/2007 10:42:57 AM
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pimpmaster69 All American 4519 Posts user info edit post |
Jeepman and 69 both know this slut. and she is not hot, and she is a completly psycho hypocritacle bitch who hates me for things that she herself did and still does to this day 11/2/2007 10:52:21 AM
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ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
oh, one of those 11/2/2007 11:00:11 AM
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "completly psycho hypocritacle bitch " |
I'm an expert in this
but I only deal with it when they're attractive 11/2/2007 11:01:36 AM
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ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
lies 11/2/2007 11:02:02 AM
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN 11/2/2007 11:04:15 AM
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jwb9984 All American 14039 Posts user info edit post |
its roommate goddamnit
two m's 11/2/2007 11:04:36 AM
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pimpmaster69 All American 4519 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^i assume you want to stay clean too
[Edited on November 2, 2007 at 11:25 AM. Reason : ^] 11/2/2007 11:24:54 AM
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
clean is good
![](images/smile.gif) 11/2/2007 11:26:05 AM
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DJ Lauren All American 15721 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "that is part of it the bitch is mad she aint getting the amazing sex my girlfriend is so she is all pissy." |
i mean, seriously?
[Edited on November 2, 2007 at 11:31 AM. Reason : ...thanks for your patience...] 11/2/2007 11:31:01 AM
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ddf583 All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
The same thing sort of happened to me. I get a call one day from Wolf Creek where both of us are living saying I'm no longer allowed to go over to my girlfriends apartment. So I say, "what the hell, why not?" A police report had been filed against me by her roomate for "threatening" her. Neither one of us had spoken to this girl in probably five months prior to this happening. We both got really pissed and I called the police to figure out what was going on. In so many words they said, "well we don't really care, but you still can't go over there." some girls are cunts and this is one of the things they can get away with without having to explain themselves. 11/2/2007 11:45:33 AM
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pimpmaster69 All American 4519 Posts user info edit post |
Some girls really are just cunts. The girl has hated me since before the first time we even met. She just wants an excuse to hate me and turn all my girlfriends roommates against me... which she has successfully done since her roommates now hate me as well, the sad part they just beleived everything the bitch told them without asking my girlfriend her side of the story and totally just gang raped her as a group. Shit really sucks right now but fuck it the cunt will get whats comming to her in the end, any one know someone who does dirty deeds dirt cheap ![](images/devil.gif) 11/2/2007 1:29:42 PM
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NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
sounds to me like she wants to fuck you.
get on the ball and do it........
and to think, I thought as a pimp master you would have known this already...... because trust me, if you keep this between you and her, she'll lighten up and keep her mouth shut. but then again, she might turn out to be a psycho bitch and blackmail you or give you aids or something 11/2/2007 1:33:01 PM
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StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my girl road with her since she was plastard" |
11/2/2007 1:41:40 PM
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pimpmaster69 All American 4519 Posts user info edit post |
^^i dont want what she has ^her roommate was plastered not my girl 11/2/2007 1:43:11 PM
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StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
you misunderstand
road, plastard 11/2/2007 1:44:09 PM
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SSS All American 3646 Posts user info edit post |
^^point missed.
[Edited on November 2, 2007 at 1:44 PM. Reason : ssssssss] 11/2/2007 1:44:26 PM
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pimpmaster69 All American 4519 Posts user info edit post |
The cunt appologized to my girlfriend but has not said anyhting to anyone else. Didn't tell the roomates that she lied or anything... and now she thinks that everything is fine and they are perfect again which couldnt be farther from the case, as my girlfriend feels that Julia pretty much ruined the friendship. 11/5/2007 11:37:08 AM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
WE DONT GIVE A FUCK 11/5/2007 11:38:19 AM
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Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
^ 11/5/2007 11:44:04 AM
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kbbrown3 All American 22312 Posts user info edit post |
somebody's a pussy 11/5/2007 11:44:25 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
i'd say it's time for you to move your GF outa there. 11/5/2007 11:44:25 AM
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Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
this guy would take them both, as he's hardcore:
![](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/ww_AAHQ015_8x10~Tommy-Dreamer-Posters.jpg) 11/5/2007 11:47:05 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
even more suited for the job:
![](http://www.simpsonstrivia.com.ar/simpsons-photos/wallpapers/fat-tony-wallpaper.jpg) 11/5/2007 11:59:23 AM
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Str8BacardiL ************ 41758 Posts user info edit post |
You still have not given us enough info to work with. 11/5/2007 2:17:33 PM
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pimpmaster69 All American 4519 Posts user info edit post |
^sorry man not trying to cause extra drama for anyone. i am just gonna let whores be whores 11/5/2007 5:21:59 PM
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miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
you fail at bringing drama in the first place, so there is no extra to bring 11/5/2007 5:32:45 PM
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