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11/7/2007 9:30:30 AM

Kill them, then yourself.

11/7/2007 9:33:21 AM

How could have cam eback to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

11/7/2007 11:11:12 AM

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"Women like cats more. And besides that they're easier to take care of"

I'm a dog person too.

Nobody will ever spend $500 on a dog-shit tumbler so they don't have to change a litter box.

And I imagine having toxoplasmosis is not a walk in the park.

11/7/2007 11:21:54 AM

they're just trying to get your Lucky Charms

11/7/2007 11:44:05 AM

eeer ummm....just move on

11/7/2007 11:46:01 AM

what are the girls doing to mislead you?

I bet its things like talking to you and smiling. 90% of nerds misinterpret these actions as TRUE LUV

11/7/2007 12:16:57 PM

yeah, well, life's a bitch

you'll get over it

11/7/2007 12:19:32 PM

i'm not reading all that...

but sounds like you're taking every girl that is nice/friendly to you but won't fuck you as trickery/teasing

think about it

11/7/2007 12:23:11 PM

How did you people miss this

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"I can only play so much Halo 3 and GHIII"

It answers everything.

11/7/2007 12:23:42 PM

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"Girls age 18-26 are total fucking morons and aren't worth the trouble."

11/7/2007 12:38:45 PM

i like to have sex with girls

11/7/2007 12:39:46 PM

You're putting them on a pedestal. Just approach girls as you would any new potential friend. If you start feeling a vibe off her, then be smooth and ask her out somehow. When you look at every chick as a potential girlfriend or way to get laid, you're killing your chances with desperation...chicks smell that shit before you even enter the room. Just relaaax man, it'll come.

And all this talk about dogs and cats and girls of certain ages being confusing and not knowing what they want...all stems from YOUR failure to pick up certain girls you've been harping over, and you're harping because you've somehow wrecked your chances and are too thick to realize it.

Girls and guys aren't that cosmically different. On the whole, they're just as stupid as we are. You just have to spend your time around girls that you get along with and stop wasting your time with teases

11/7/2007 1:08:22 PM

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"Girls and guys aren't that cosmically different. On the whole, they're just as stupid as we are."

who are we, since we are not included with girls and guys?

11/7/2007 1:34:28 PM

hermaphrodites have rights too!

11/7/2007 3:13:26 PM

quality thread.

out of all the medical, legal, financial ect..... advice threads, I find threads by people seeking tdub's help in the pursuit of getting thier knob polished most amusing.

11/7/2007 3:41:09 PM

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"really, i wish it were that simple...girls are confusing at best and have only succeeded in costing me money "

stop paying for hookers

11/7/2007 3:43:14 PM

or start?

11/7/2007 3:44:23 PM

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"Girls age 18-26 are total fucking morons and aren't worth the trouble"

that's why you gotta catch 'em young

11/7/2007 3:44:26 PM

^ How young, young like she wants to drink all the time and fuck, or young like she wants the new barbie and not a diamond ring?

11/7/2007 3:49:42 PM

young as in impressionable but still legal

11/7/2007 3:50:43 PM

well you can start grooming them around 14, i suppose. just make friends with the family somehow, and be like the cool uncle she never had.

wait 4 years, then profit.

11/7/2007 4:24:50 PM

man i wonder how often you women think your panties are showing

its obviously not enough

11/7/2007 4:26:43 PM

^^ goddamn, did i just post that?

i really should delete it before that Chris Hansen fella shows up.




[Edited on November 7, 2007 at 4:27 PM. Reason : ]

11/7/2007 4:26:49 PM

inorite--besides, it'd be two years, not four

11/7/2007 4:28:18 PM

this thread has done much better than I thought, i guess you have to post crap in order to get people to read your threads in chit chat

as to address the kinds of things i deal with concerning some girls i know...it's more than smiling as was mentioned previously. I'm talking about jumping over the counter at their place of work to give me a hug, sending me random text messages in the middle of the night to see what I'm doing, bad mouthing other girls I have an interest in...along those lines

11/7/2007 4:57:22 PM

it's all in the game.


i like when a guy is seeing a girl. not dating. and another girl he's seeing catches onto this. they get pissed as hell, even tho u all were not exclusive.

but if a girl does the same thing, and then the guy calls the girl out on it the girl is like 'too bad'.

it's like a reverse double standard in society. the general public see's it ok if a guy is a whore compared to a girl. but when it boils down to it the girl can always be the ho get away with it and the guy will get the bad wrap and be talked about behind ppl's backs.

best way to play the game is be a good guy. eventually it will pay off even tho u will go through a bunch of bull shit, that's the way i see it.

[Edited on November 7, 2007 at 5:24 PM. Reason : .]

11/7/2007 5:23:37 PM

Women can definitely smell or sense desperation.

I find that I have better luck if I whack off 3 or 4 times and clear the pipes/dampen my libido a bit first.

11/7/2007 5:30:34 PM

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"best way to play the game is be a good guy. eventually it will pay off even tho u will go through a bunch of bull shit, that's the way i see it."

maybe eventually but thats a pretty long wait and even then it seems to be a maybe

11/7/2007 5:57:28 PM

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"it's like a reverse double standard in society. the general public see's it ok if a guy is a whore compared to a girl. but when it boils down to it the girl can always be the ho get away with it and the guy will get the bad wrap and be talked about behind ppl's backs."

That's not true at all. Sluts on both sides get bad raps.

11/7/2007 5:59:24 PM

lame.

11/7/2007 6:00:00 PM

We are cut out differently. Guys are programmed to spread their seed. Women are programmed to protect their seed.

11/7/2007 6:03:45 PM

women are extremely fickle. they want to feel like they are raising the bar (and lets be honest, so do you. you dont go out looking to get with an ok girl when you think you can get somebody more attractive than yourself). with that being said the object is to present yourself as being above what she thinks she can get. follow me? this can be accomplished by being an asshole. If you get the number and call her within an hour to see if she got home safe she's gonna get creeped out. you need to wait and act like this type of thing happens all the time so that they THINK you're a player (even if you sit around playing halo 3 til 3am). don't show your emotion until there is a ring on her finger. they dont want to hear about any insecurity you have beacuse they are nurturers not protectors, thats your job. and finally when you do suceed in getting her then you need to keep her at arm's length because there is only ONE bitch in the relationship and they will try very early to test you. Treat her like gold but act like she doesn't matter because you know you can do better. then you will succeed.

and dogs are a great way to hold her down haha i think my ex stuck through a good extra year of farwell sex because of the dog. and i kept him! muah hah ha ha

11/7/2007 7:23:56 PM

^ I bet you're one of those PUA disciples.

[Edited on November 7, 2007 at 7:35 PM. Reason : .]

11/7/2007 7:29:39 PM

ncsuallday is pretty accurate...the dog thing kinda threw me

11/7/2007 7:31:36 PM

16

thers an untapped goldmine out there folks...

too easy too good and no competition.

11/7/2007 7:34:19 PM

This thread is disgusting.

11/7/2007 7:36:34 PM

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"women are extremely fickle. they want to feel like they are raising the bar (and lets be honest, so do you. you dont go out looking to get with an ok girl when you think you can get somebody more attractive than yourself). with that being said the object is to present yourself as being above what she thinks she can get. follow me? this can be accomplished by being an asshole. If you get the number and call her within an hour to see if she got home safe she's gonna get creeped out. you need to wait and act like this type of thing happens all the time so that they THINK you're a player (even if you sit around playing halo 3 til 3am). don't show your emotion until there is a ring on her finger. they dont want to hear about any insecurity you have beacuse they are nurturers not protectors, thats your job. and finally when you do suceed in getting her then you need to keep her at arm's length because there is only ONE bitch in the relationship and they will try very early to test you. Treat her like gold but act like she doesn't matter because you know you can do better. then you will succeed. and dogs are a great way to hold her down haha i think my ex stuck through a good extra year of farwell sex because of the dog. and i kept him! muah hah ha ha"

No thank's! I'd rather just be myself.

11/7/2007 7:39:15 PM

yeah, this thread is retarded. it's kind of like a bunch of alligators sitting around bragging about all the hot crocodiles that they've slept with- but really they've never even seen a crocodile because they live in fresh water...




that's my metaphor.

11/7/2007 7:39:47 PM

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"what are the girls doing to mislead you? I bet its things like talking to you and smiling. 90% of nerds misinterpret these actions as TRUE LUV"

and I just wanted to point out how funny this quote is.

11/7/2007 7:41:08 PM

i wish i knew more engineering majors.

11/7/2007 7:42:24 PM

Why on earth do you say that?

11/7/2007 7:43:32 PM

i wish i knew more people that go to ncsu

11/7/2007 7:43:42 PM

i dont know what kind of water crocodiles live in, but i'd like to say that i consider myself someone who sleeps with only attractive women.

11/7/2007 7:43:53 PM

treat them relatively poorly

profit

of course, i don't mean abuse or anything.

but you know what i mean.

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"Women are programmed to protect their seed"

this just is not true, Rohan. wholly untrue, actually.

[Edited on November 7, 2007 at 7:46 PM. Reason : eh]

11/7/2007 7:44:46 PM

The sheer number of people in this thread who advocate treating women like shit is absolutely ridiculous.

There's a HUGE difference between being a doormat and being an asshole: if you can't figure out that women want neither, you're fucking retarded. You guys act like it's impossible to exist somewhere between those two extremes.

11/7/2007 7:48:34 PM

you act like this isnt the way life is

11/7/2007 7:49:18 PM

^^nm me. i'm in a bitter phase (perpetual, lately). I know for fact that I've traversed that middle ground quite well in my life, and it's gotten me absolutely nowhere. I'm sure it's got more to do with the women with whom I choose to engage romantically, however.

<3 women.

[Edited on November 7, 2007 at 7:53 PM. Reason : asfdsfd]

11/7/2007 7:51:11 PM

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"You guys act like it's impossible to exist somewhere between those two extremes."

Oh it's not acting, baby, it [i]is[/is] impossible.



That being said, in my relationship, I know my boundaries and she knows hers. They may be in different spots for different things, but we're two different people.

[Edited on November 7, 2007 at 8:00 PM. Reason : more]

11/7/2007 7:59:08 PM

Quote :

"How did you people miss this Quote : "I can only play so much Halo 3 and GHIII" It answers everything."

11/7/2007 8:04:15 PM