...who likes the smell of chloroform?

11/7/2007 9:51:09 PM

The trick to being batshit insane...is to find someone as equally batshit insane as you are...then they don't notice

11/7/2007 9:53:24 PM

walk up to random girl on campus

"Excuse me. May I ask your name?"
"Y."
"Hi, Y, I'm X. Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you too."
"So, I've seen you around campus. I think you're really pretty. I don't know if you're single or anything..."
"Uh, yeah."
"Cool! Well, could I give you a call sometime?"
"Sure."
(write down number)
"Great! Well, I'll give you a call."
"Sounds good. Seeya!"
"Bye!"

reasonable looks, a reasonable personality, and big balls
all you need

11/7/2007 10:00:50 PM

I met my boyfriend on the internet.

11/8/2007 12:20:48 AM

Just pray you don't find one like this:

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"Woman Charged With Biting Off Man's Lip Posted: Nov. 7 4:21 p.m. Updated: Nov. 7 8:37 p.m. SEATTLE — A woman bit off her ex-boyfriend's lower lip as they were kissing in bed, likely disfiguring him permanently, authorities said. The man and the woman had kissed several times Monday night when, without provocation, she bit off his lip and spat it out, he told King County sheriff's deputies. Laura Roberta Cutler, 44, was charged Wednesday with second-degree domestic-violence assault and ordered held on $75,000 bail. Deputies were called to the house in White Center, south of Seattle, and found Thomas J. Brummel, 49, on the front porch, much of his lower lip missing and his face and neck covered in blood, King County sheriff's Detective Scott Tompkins wrote in a probable cause affidavit. Deputies reported finding the man's lip on the bedroom floor, covered with cat hair. Doctors at Highline Hospital were unable to reattach the lip and said the man will likely be permanently disfigured. Brummel and Cutler live at the house with two other renters, all of whom are recovering from drug addiction and agreed to share a "clean and sober" home. Tompkins wrote that Cutler was drunk when detectives arrived, and "her rage was evident and uncontrolled." Neither of the other residents witnessed the attack, Tompkins wrote. "Had it not been for Brummel's yelling ... 'She's a devil woman!' and running up and down the stairs, none would've known the altercation had taken place," he wrote. Cutler is scheduled to be arraigned November 15 in King County Superior Court. It was not immediately known whether she had a lawyer. Deputies had been called to the home an hour before the attack because the woman apparently was drunk and disruptive. At that time there was no indication of violence or any other reason to arrest her, sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart said."

11/8/2007 12:24:14 AM

haha you guys started using 'batshit crazy' on here a lot. i know im not the first to say it ever, but i feel responsible for the comeback!

11/8/2007 12:24:16 AM

you're not as cool as you use to be jackleg


you're just not the same.

11/8/2007 12:26:18 AM

being the king of tww is like being the smartest kid with down syndrome...
fortunately, the ones who aspire towards such a lofty title are easy to spot.

11/8/2007 12:53:36 AM

i went to the mall the other day for my first time in a long ass time and all i saw was girls girls girls, and old people doing silly laps.

11/8/2007 12:54:27 AM

^x5
shit! that's crazy. most women aren't like that.

11/8/2007 8:10:32 AM

Quote :

"haha you guys started using 'batshit crazy' on here a lot. i know im not the first to say it ever, but i feel responsible for the comeback!"

don't call it a comeback

11/8/2007 8:13:59 AM

go here: http://raleigh.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=t4m

11/8/2007 8:16:53 AM

somehow i don't think craigslist really works unless you want a bbw ha.

11/8/2007 2:40:37 PM

Quote :

"and if they're buying food that requires cooking, or cleaning supplies...you know you have a good woman"

11/8/2007 2:49:04 PM

Quote :

"classy state girls"

oxymoron?

11/8/2007 2:49:52 PM

Quote :

"Honestly, most females are batshit insane to some degree... it's a fact of life. "

I know I am crazy, but at least when I notice the craziness settin, I tell whoever is around me and then I proceed to be bymyself or I just try to control those feelings... But Are you batshit crazy if you know it, because i read somewhere in a book that if you know you are crazy then you are not crazy... Anyone ever hear of this?

11/8/2007 2:53:45 PM

lol. sounds like you got problems.

11/8/2007 2:56:34 PM

Quote :

"where can i find a girl without having to go to the bar and drink every night? are there any spots girls like to chill that won't further my alcoholism?"

i dont think this is the question

cause no matter where you go................the good bitches are hard to find



try the gym and grocery store

11/8/2007 2:56:42 PM