whore

11/13/2007 11:40:04 AM

yay

boobies and orgasms

11/13/2007 11:40:23 AM

Orgasms are a gift from God.
I don't believe in God, yet I have orgasms.
Therefore, orgasms are God?

If there was a God, then why can't 1/3 of the female population have intercourse orgasms? Does he hate them?

Why can't orgasms just be...why do they have to be a gift from something?

11/13/2007 3:03:24 PM

You sir are in need of an orgasm.

11/13/2007 3:18:15 PM

yay for girls who can come through clothes with a pillow.

i have such a girl

11/13/2007 3:20:38 PM

i hope this shows up.

11/13/2007 3:21:33 PM

i'm rather new to this whole orgasm during sexytime thing. . . and i couldn't agree more

orgasms = best ever

11/13/2007 5:22:09 PM

how unfortunate

11/13/2007 5:23:08 PM

Quote :

"If there was a God, then why can't 1/3 of the female population have intercourse orgasms?"

Because they pick worthless dudes, read dumb magazines, and/or don't know shit about their own body.

11/13/2007 6:30:38 PM

it's amazing how many women are new to it


^ in defense of some women that can't

I dated a chick for 5 years that just never really could during sex... close sometimes, but never during sex, I couldn't make her, neither has anyone else... it happens

**I know I know, I'm setting myself for the inevitable jokes about my skills**

but as every girl since her has assured me, it wasn't me.... I'm more than secure in what I can do to a vag when having sex

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 6:35 PM. Reason : .]

11/13/2007 6:32:39 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY


funniest shit ever.

11/13/2007 7:04:43 PM