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11/18/2007 11:55:00 PM

EMCE, I won't hold it against you.


But feel free to send me holiday cards any time of year you'd like!

11/18/2007 11:56:15 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SrZZhvVwP0


from the 'Best Gym' thread, lol

11/18/2007 11:57:59 PM

done and done

I think I need that address again though. You know.....so that I come by your house and stalk the fuck out of you so that I can send you a card

11/19/2007 12:00:16 AM

come up behind him, slip a scarf over his eyes, and whisper 'now you can pretend i'm beautiful'

btw, if you're serious about this, and you think you really have no chance with the guy under normal circumstances, drop your hint & number, then go. he'll be more likely to bite if he thinks his buddies won't ride him for it.

11/19/2007 12:25:43 AM

"Hi"

11/19/2007 12:46:13 AM

"I'll do anything." or "You can do whatever you want." is usually a winner in just about every situation.

11/19/2007 12:49:31 AM

haha, that's a dangerous thing to say

11/19/2007 12:50:09 AM

Well, it helps if you actually mean it. Or hope and pray that anything doesn't involve water sports.

11/19/2007 12:51:56 AM

Ask drunk guys

Ask many drunk guys


Someone would have to be reallllly bad looking for it to take more than like 5

11/19/2007 12:53:46 AM

Quote :

"EMCE: I don't know why. But I feel the need to buy you a steak and give you a blowjob. Eh? ShawnaC123: I bet emce has used that one a time or two, eh? "

why am i always drinking something when i run across funny stuff like that.
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11/19/2007 9:48:35 AM

11/19/2007 9:50:16 AM

There have been quite a few times I've been tempted to hit fugly...and they were when I was usually fucking trashed...but only if nobody found out.

But that small voice in the back of my head always said, "nobody else may know, but you'll know...can you live with that?" And that was usually the deal-breaker.

11/19/2007 9:59:45 AM

that's your problem, you gotta tell that little voice to shut the fuck up every once in a while and just laugh at the ugly ass you just fucked

11/19/2007 10:00:29 AM

I've got to admit, that's the biggest reason I've not gotten a whole lotta lay in my life (other than when I was married).

11/19/2007 10:23:11 AM

i'd hit semi-ugly

i won't hit fat, even when im drunk i can still see that youre twice the size of me.

11/19/2007 10:37:55 AM

I only have sex with women to which I am attracted, thxu

11/19/2007 10:42:04 AM

A woman twice the size of me? That's almost 550 lbs...and I would RUN in the opposite direction, because that would not be a woman, that would be a SASQUATCH.

I actually prefer my women a little on the zaftig side.

11/19/2007 10:44:53 AM