BEU All American 12512 Posts user info edit post |
Not Rambo 4 1/28/2008 10:43:26 AM |
DirtyMonkey All American 4269 Posts user info edit post |
Reign of Fire & The Protector (although this might fall into cult classic fun-to-make-fun-of category). 1/28/2008 11:00:48 AM |
PirateARRRny All American 1260 Posts user info edit post |
Jean Claude Van Dam anything. 1/28/2008 11:14:56 AM |
jman912 All American 1933 Posts user info edit post |
^you're forgetting bloodsport and also sudden death(not a good movie, but enjoyably bad) 1/28/2008 11:17:42 AM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "yeah, Magnolia is VERY long, and extremely draining" |
...and basically just stolen from Short Cuts1/28/2008 11:18:11 AM |
titans78 All American 4038 Posts user info edit post |
Harsh Times
The dialog was just painful. 1/28/2008 1:14:18 PM |
dmann All American 522 Posts user info edit post |
I never saw a movie get 0% on Rotten Tomatoes but here's one:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/one_missed_call/?page=2&critic=columns&name_order=asc
One reviewer wrote:
Quote : | " Call is the first major motion picture release of 2008, in charge of setting the tone for the lengthy year to come. My friends, the future does not look promising. In fact, it feels like a swift kick to the groin." |
-- Dave1/28/2008 1:26:31 PM |
slackerb All American 5093 Posts user info edit post |
Some of you guys haven't seen many bad movies if you list stuff like Face/Off and Sniper. They're very far from good, but not the worst movie of all time.
No list like this is complete without a mention of Ishtar.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0093278/
Oh, and i saw that Cruel Intentions 2 was on last night. That's gotta be somewhere in the list, but not at the top.
[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 2:02 PM. Reason : ] 1/28/2008 1:56:22 PM |
xplosivo All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
Ishtar is not a great movie, but certainly not as bad as it is made out to be. It is one of those movies that is the victim of its own press. (such as waterworld) Neither of these is great, but they were roasted in the press because of how much they cost and it became a snowball effect of people piling on the criticism. 1/28/2008 4:21:39 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Tiptoes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiptoes 1/28/2008 4:34:56 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "how is Sniper not on the list?" |
fuck gunzz you are out of your mind.
[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : edit]1/28/2008 4:53:43 PM |
bubbevan All American 1600 Posts user info edit post |
~ Bloodz Vs Wolvez
My friend saw this once in walmart in greensboro for like $3. She told me about it, so I Netflix'd it. Ow.
http://blackhorrormovies.com/bloodzwolvez.htm
~ Krull ~ The Darwin Awards 1/29/2008 11:46:31 AM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
for those mentioning Freddy Got Fingered... what did you expect from it? I mean, I know it's a shitty movie, but I enjoy it. 1/29/2008 11:53:18 AM |
leftyisreal All American 2145 Posts user info edit post |
^ I was just about to say it, and then you did! 1/29/2008 12:11:04 PM |
Zel Sa Da Tay 2094 Posts user info edit post |
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)
like wow, if you have never seen, RENT IT. Contains one of the greatest lines ever.
[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 12:24 PM. Reason : spleling] 1/29/2008 12:23:57 PM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
asking 'what did you expect' from a movie does NOT change the fact that it was bad or not. that excuse is used far too often lately.
sure that statement can be used when discussing expectations and disappointments etc. and someone EXPECTING a crappy movie to be awesome should have known what to expect.
but just because you expect a movie to be stupid, and ends up being stupid (and a terrible movie), does not change the fact that it is indeed a terrible movie. 1/29/2008 12:32:14 PM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
^right, I agree that FGF is a TERRIBLE movie. But my point was directed at those who went to it and walked out. I mean, shouldn't you know something like that is going to be shitty? 1/29/2008 12:36:48 PM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
yea i can agree with that. 1/29/2008 12:45:02 PM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
The Core
Although I will admit it was the most enjoyable movie experience I had ever had. It is that bad. 1/29/2008 12:48:35 PM |
shredder All American 1262 Posts user info edit post |
How about "The Cave" sooooo lame 1/29/2008 1:10:10 PM |
Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12522 Posts user info edit post |
Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0101264/ Blood Freak http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0132888/ Glass Trap http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416775/ Los Angeles Streetfighter (aka Ninja Turf) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091433/ Vampires and Other Stereotypes http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127341/ 1/29/2008 1:27:05 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Van Helsing had vampires flying around the top of the building, with the SUN glinting off the metal roof... but somehow they avoided it. Also, the completely illogical carriage chase thing, I cant even remember what it was but something about how there were actually two carriages, one right after the other, but the monsters didnt know that, but the first carriage fell down some ravine because the bridge was out but the second one somehow made it over, some shit like that... just a horrible horrible movie.
and the "if you know what to expect going into it you cant be critical blah blah blah" is garbage. A movie can be as weird or as out there as it wants to be, but it has to at least stick within its own rules. Transformers was just stupid as fuck. Why was there the random melted slide conveniently leading down to Megatron? why would a robot have to hit a button on their arm to look at a projected object? why would that be implanted in glasses? and so on and so on... they could have EASILY inserted these plot points without being fucking stupid (hey, melting ice caps expose a part of the robot so thats how they find it, so easy, so simple, logical etc. but nooooo) but they didnt so it is a shitty shitty movie 1/29/2008 1:40:02 PM |
bubbevan All American 1600 Posts user info edit post |
Slumber Party Massacre III
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100639/ 1/29/2008 1:41:33 PM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
In the Midnight Garden of Good and Evil is the only movie my entire family agreed to turn off in the middle. 1/29/2008 6:13:52 PM |
Vulcan91 All American 13893 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "How about "The Cave" sooooo lame" |
wat1/29/2008 6:15:31 PM |
omicron101 All American 3662 Posts user info edit post |
If they hadn't made a MST3K version of it I'd say:
"Space Mutiny"
Not only does it look like they are running around a warehouse instead of a spaceship, but they even stole the scenes showing spaceships flying around from the original Battlestar Galactica!! 1/29/2008 6:57:03 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "In the Midnight Garden of Good and Evil is the only movie my entire family agreed to turn off in the middle." |
I convinced a group of about 12 of my friends to watch this movie one night. After about an hour and a half into it they began getting up and going home one by one until it was just me and my ex-girlfriend left. Needless to say we had sex once the last person left, then she went to bed and i was left by myself to finish the movie 1/29/2008 7:07:49 PM |
davidkunttu All American 2490 Posts user info edit post |
vulgar 1/29/2008 7:11:17 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I liked it 1/29/2008 7:31:24 PM |
mrlebowski All American 9310 Posts user info edit post |
when was the last time you people saw Face/Off? That shit is unwatchable! I mean sure, you can find B movies that are far worse, but this movie had A list actors with a D movie plot. If Battlefield Earth can be on the list, then so can fucking Face/Off.
Oh, and Daredevil was fucking awful too. Hollowman? anyone? 1/29/2008 7:37:24 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Broken Arrow was horrible too, i always get it confused with Face/Off 1/29/2008 7:51:45 PM |
Remnazuo Veteran 117 Posts user info edit post |
Batman and Robin
Batman and Robin was just awful. My family ordered it on pay-per-view back when I was 12 or 13, and I actually walked out of the living room and did something else because it was so bad. My parents watched it for some reason though, but they probably developed a tolerance for bad media because they raised two children.
The Star Wars Holiday Special
I love Star Wars, but I can't stand to watch this for more then 10 minutes. Wookies growl at each other for 10 minutes, with no subtitles. Bea Arther sings, and Grandpa Wookie looks at space porn.( ). The animated part was actually bearable though.
Both Fantastic Four Movies
As an Ultimate FF4 fan, these just piss me off. Sue Storm is supposed to look like the smartest women on earth ("I calculated the trajectory of the missile in 2 seconds"), not a sorostitute ("tee hee, I like science and stuff"). The Thing figures something out before Reed Richards! NO! REED RICHARDS IS THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD!
That's all I got for now.
[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 9:46 PM. Reason : Bad grammar] 1/29/2008 9:21:16 PM |
jprince11 All American 14181 Posts user info edit post |
domino is prob the worst movie i ever saw in theatres 1/29/2008 9:32:20 PM |
aimorris All American 15213 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "How about "The Cave" sooooo lame" |
The Cave, worst movie I've ever seen in the movie theater1/29/2008 11:04:34 PM |
MagnumPI Suspended 719 Posts user info edit post |
While Domino wasn't great, it was still entertaining.
Quote : | "Harsh Times
The dialog was just painful." |
I couldn't agree more.
I can hardly stand to watch Christian Bale in anything now.
[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 12:29 AM. Reason : ,]1/30/2008 12:27:52 AM |
dgspencer All American 4474 Posts user info edit post |
The Ring 1/30/2008 1:04:57 AM |
skokiaan All American 26447 Posts user info edit post |
cloverfield 1/30/2008 1:09:40 AM |
hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
Norbit.
I saw it for free.. and almost walked out.
Dirty Dancing 2. (not that I liked the first one at all either) 1/30/2008 2:21:28 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39305 Posts user info edit post |
that final fantasy movie they made is BY FAR the worst movie i've ever seen 1/30/2008 2:43:06 AM |
Mattallica All American 6512 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "IDIOCRACY......what, the, fuck?" |
I watched this with Sqnts and his girlfriend one night and thought it was hilarious1/30/2008 3:04:01 AM |
Remnazuo Veteran 117 Posts user info edit post |
"Basic" really pissed me off. I saw it for free in the theater, and felt like I should have gotten a refund. It was one of the most convoluted plots I've ever seen with an ending that had absolutely no payoff. They essentially revealed that the whole mystery was staged in the last 3 minutes of the movie. Actually, "The Usual Suspects" annoyed me for that same reason. 1/30/2008 7:57:16 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
^neither being the worst movie of all time.
i enjoy movies like that that suprise the hell out of you at the end. 1/30/2008 9:13:35 AM |
SPUD Veteran 237 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "IDIOCRACY......what, the, fuck?" |
Terrible, terrible movie. I read the back and thought it had a lot of potential...no1/30/2008 12:38:57 PM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If Battlefield Earth can be on the list, then so can fucking Face/Off." |
I think not, baby puppy.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/battlefield_earth/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/faceoff/
[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 12:46 PM. Reason : jfgds]1/30/2008 12:45:53 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Any [Genre] Movie belongs here, except for the first Scary Movie.
Oh and Delta Farce. 1/30/2008 12:53:26 PM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
i prefer scary movies 3 and 4 to 2.
haven't seen 1. 1/30/2008 12:57:38 PM |
Robopimp Veteran 439 Posts user info edit post |
Fast Food Nation! 1/30/2008 1:21:51 PM |
Zel Sa Da Tay 2094 Posts user info edit post |
scary movie 1 was actually surprisingly funny. 1/30/2008 11:02:47 PM |
Punter16 All American 2021 Posts user info edit post |
The Wicker Man no doubt about it, just watch the scene where Cage goes undercover in a bear suit and tell me it's not one of the worst movies of all time 1/30/2008 11:14:13 PM |
daJOel All American 1582 Posts user info edit post |
first off - "magnolia," "idiocracy" and "face/off" are all great.
secondly - have you people seen bad movies? From what i read you're all lucky.
By far, the worst IMO: "Radio"
I also thought the following were awful, and I HATED every one:
"North"
"Tomb Raider" (but not the sequel - go figure)
"Pearl Harbor"
"Armageddon"
"Jungle 2 Jungle," "joe Somebody," "For Richer or Poorer" - Tim Allen sucks
"Black Knight," "Big Momma's House," "What's the Worst that could Happen" - Martin Lawrence sucks
"Josie and the Pussycats"
"The Tailor of Panama"
"The History Boys"
"Antitrust" (fear the sesame seeds - priceless)
"Godzilla" (1998), "Independence Day" (I went there), "The Patriot" - Roland Emmerich is terrible
though he's not Paul W.S. Anderson bad: "Event Horizon," "Mortal Kombat," "Soldier"
"Street Fighter"
"Domestic Disturbance"
any "highlander" sequel
"The League of Extraordinary Gentleman"
"Blade: Trinity"
"X-men: The Last Stand"
"Cursed" w/ Christina Ricci
"Envy" w/ Jack Black and Ben Stiller (Black later apologized)
"Rollerball" (the remake, for which LL Cool J apologized)
"The Island of Dr. Moreau" and "Red Planet" - Val Kilmer should have apologized
"John Q" or "The Life of David Gale" (aka "I get it already!" movies that're just too damn preachy)
"Sphere"
"The Lost World: Jurassic Park"
"Thirteen Ghosts" (the remake - got my money back)
"Showgirls"
"Cool World"
"Starship Troopers"
"One Night at McCool's"
"The Road to Wellville"
"Bats"
"Reindeer Games"
"Chill Factor"
"Made in America"
"The Emperor's Club"
"Blues Brothers 2000"
"Gone Fishin'"
"The Village"
"Smokin' Aces"
"Superstar"
There are others, but I'm tired 1/31/2008 1:02:28 AM |