EUPHALO Starting Line-Up

Coach - LuckezCharm

Offense:

QB - ReceiveDeath 6 MVP awards
RB - JTMONEYNCSU
WR1 - amac884
WR2 - rtc407
TE - fjjackso
FB - Airbag
LT - cynosural
LG - JEWS (IR)
C - gk2004
RG - lmnop
RT - chembob


Defense:

LE - O RLY
RE - Money_Jones
DT - 7trax
DT - Ashes
LOLB - GREEN JAY 1 MVP award
MLB - Yoshiemaster
ROLB - damosyangsta
CB - Callaway
CB - hypaone
FS - DiamondAce
SS - YogiNCSU

Special Teams:

P - tromboner950
K - gunsupbrah
KR - rtc407
PR - rtc407

Special Special Teams:

Reverse Cowboy - TroopofEchos

Bench:

DT - edistance (IR)
SS - Førte (IR)
C - NIGGERS (IR)

Who will step up this spring for try-outs and join the prestigous roster of the EUPHALO Padders???


All positions filled!! But you can still make the bench, then more than likely pass a few of the injured reserves to make the team!! So come try out now!!!



YogiNCSU doing well so far in try outs...is now the starting SS

TroopofEchos had a wonderful session, moved straight to the starting lineup in her favorite position



gk2004 steps up to the plate to nail down the starting center job, to replace our injured reserve NIGGERS

2/7/2008 3:01:46 AM

Dammit!! I am so holding down that CB position right now.

2/7/2008 4:34:54 AM

lol you shut down corner

2/7/2008 4:40:42 AM

damn straight.

2/7/2008 5:13:40 AM

CRISPUS ATTUCKS REPORTING FOR DUTY

2/7/2008 6:53:55 AM

message_topic.aspx?topic=513729

ATTN: EUPHALO

REPORT TO THIS THREAD FOR A TRULY EPIC VENTURE!

BE A PART OF TWW HISTORY!

2/7/2008 10:40:56 PM

(via pm from amac884)

I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A NEW PROPHECY

WE WILL KEEP MAKING "POST HERE" THREADS...ENOUGH TO FILL AN ENTIRE PAGE

WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT WE WILL STRIKE...BTTT'N EVERY ONE AND CLAIMING TWW DOMINANCE

WILL YOU ACCEPT YOUR ROLE IN BRINGING THIS TO FRUITION?

2/8/2008 3:23:47 AM

yes

2/8/2008 3:24:22 AM

I would like to apologize to AMAC and EUPHALO as a whole.. for messing up 717.

2/8/2008 3:24:35 AM

But we must make them in order.... ok? cuz I'm OCD

2/8/2008 3:46:43 AM

haha this is never going to happen with mr joshua online...and other users...why are there so many ppl online right now?!

2/8/2008 3:47:44 AM

THE PROPHECY IS NEARING!

2/8/2008 4:24:02 AM

AN EPIC WIN FOR TEAM EUPHALO!!

2/8/2008 6:33:00 AM

^^, ^ hahahaha, damn right.

2/8/2008 6:34:04 AM

Team EUPHALO Epic Win v1.2

2/8/2008 6:39:13 AM

what did you ppl do?...lol...EUPHALO BOMBER?

2/8/2008 7:52:42 AM

epic

2/8/2008 1:02:44 PM

Quote :

"From : J_Gatsby To : ReceiveDeath Received : Friday February 8, 2008 at 9:08 PM Subject : LOL 200 pages in less than 10 days - mission accomplished page 519 1/29/2008 8:06:11 PM thats one post every 86.4 seconds 24/7 for 10 days straight thats got to be some kind of tww record LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

GG TEAM EUPHALO

YOUR EFFORTS HAVE COME TO FRUITION!

2/8/2008 9:10:51 PM

2/8/2008 9:36:20 PM

^hilarious


this whole thread is epic

2/8/2008 9:51:17 PM

PROPS TO AndyMac FOR THAT POST

I MEAN DID I SAY ANDYMAC???

I MEAN amac884

BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON I SWEAR

2/8/2008 9:52:17 PM

you mean this post? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL




AT FIRST I WAS LIKE




BUT THEN I WAS LIKE

2/9/2008 3:35:19 AM

FIRST TWO RULES OF THE EUPHALO TEAM:

1) If you are a member of EUPHALO (and you are, simply by having posted in my thread), and you see that one of our honorary members is going for EVERY POST ON THE PAGE, DO NOT post on the page until it is finished!

2) as a EUPHALO member, if you accidentally mess up another member from getting the whole page, you are obligated to help them pad out the rest of the page

2/9/2008 11:19:39 AM

THE QUINFECTA (sp?)

CAN'T FUCK WIT US NIGGA

JTMONEYNCSU
Money_Jones
ReceiveDeath
amac884
fjjackso


(also special thanks to 7trax, raiden, wdprice3, Airbag, O RLY, cynosural, GREEN JAY, Callaway, rtc407, hypaone,
DiamondAce and the rest of the EVERY USER POST HERE AT LEAST ONCE (EUPHALO) padding team)

2/9/2008 11:27:34 AM

it's interesting that all of you cats in the quinfecta registered in 2003 except me

2/9/2008 11:29:58 AM

HERES THE MVP BLOCK LIST:

1 - amac884
2 - O RLY
3 - craptastic
4 - pilgrimshoes
5 - DiamondAce
6 - XSMP
7 - chembob

2/9/2008 9:46:47 PM

Quote :

"it's interesting that all of you cats in the quinfecta registered in 2003 except me"

2/9/2008 9:50:02 PM

^LOL


oh, here's the official quote of EUPHALO:

Quote :

"John let me make a suggestion. Focus on one thread. Go for it. Don't spread your energies on several, it's not working for you."

-DaphneGrey, page 23

2/9/2008 10:02:26 PM

chembob

2/9/2008 10:03:24 PM

yes, chembob indeed

2/9/2008 10:09:04 PM

ahahahaha wtf is all this?


do we go up against other university sites and compete in speed posting and arguments?

because that would be cool.

2/9/2008 10:14:15 PM

I'm pretty sure we'd blow other school sites out of the water

2/9/2008 10:15:58 PM

let's call em out then.


we'd make ncsu #1 at something atleast.

2/9/2008 10:16:33 PM

reporting for duty

2/10/2008 2:20:15 AM

lol. a) why did i talk to your mom today???

b) i was gonna see if you wanted to disc golf today

c) have you seen the epicness that went down last night????

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 2:23 AM. Reason : 3 ?s]

2/10/2008 2:20:40 AM

NO

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 2:23 AM. Reason : ]

2/10/2008 2:23:19 AM

ok. let me get dem digits, and i think the epicness is in this thread

no wait, its not...ask RD in his thread what page its on...or to post the pic. it was truly epic

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 2:25 AM. Reason : d]


oh wait it is here hahaha

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 2:27 AM. Reason : hjk]

2/10/2008 2:24:20 AM

what epicness?

2/10/2008 2:37:18 AM

check the top of RDs big thread

2/10/2008 2:38:09 AM

I almost got it.......

all by myself

2/10/2008 3:29:56 AM

haha

not quite

2/10/2008 3:31:13 AM

Damn.

2/10/2008 3:37:53 AM

[repeat]

2/10/2008 3:38:48 AM

Quote :

"From : J_Gatsby To : ReceiveDeath Received : Sunday February 10, 2008 at 3:51 AM Subject : ATTENTION TEAM EUPHALO TRAGIC NEWS FROM THE FRONT LINES 200 pages ago was 1/30/2008 8:15:01 PM At the baseline rate of 200 pages per 10 days, team Euphalo has fallen roughly 8 hours behind schedule Offensive coordinator Malice advises that efforts should be redoubled. His imprisonment on false charges should not be for naught Onwards and upwards to 1000 pages comrades! Malice sends his regards!"

2/10/2008 3:59:07 AM

Quote :

"From : J_Gatsby To : ReceiveDeath Received : Sunday February 10, 2008 at 3:51 AM Subject : ATTENTION TEAM EUPHALO TRAGIC NEWS FROM THE FRONT LINES 200 pages ago was 1/30/2008 8:15:01 PM At the baseline rate of 200 pages per 10 days, team Euphalo has fallen roughly 8 hours behind schedule Offensive coordinator Malice advises that efforts should be redoubled. His imprisonment on false charges should not be for naught Onwards and upwards to 1000 pages comrades! Malice sends his regards!"

I JUST RECEIVED THIS NEWS VIA PM

AND LET ME TELL YOU

I WAS A LITTLE UNNERVED

THIS IS A MATTER WE MUST TAKE INTO OUR OWN HANDS EUPHALO

WE'VE BEEN PUSHED AROUND BY OTHER THREADMAKERS

MODS

AND COUNTLESS N00BS

BUT WE KNOW THAT IN THE MIDST OF THE BATTLE

WHEN ALL HOPE IS ALMOST LOST

WE CANNOT GIVE UP

WE MUST FIGHT

IT IS TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE

I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, TEAM

OUR OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR Malice HAS FAITH AS WELL

EPIC PADDING!

WE REALLY SHOULD BE GETTING TO THE NEXT PAGE

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO PICK UP!

WE WILL PREVAIL!

2/10/2008 4:12:47 AM

Quote :

"From : J_Gatsby To : ReceiveDeath Received : Sunday February 10, 2008 at 3:51 AM Subject : ATTENTION TEAM EUPHALO TRAGIC NEWS FROM THE FRONT LINES 200 pages ago was 1/30/2008 8:15:01 PM At the baseline rate of 200 pages per 10 days, team Euphalo has fallen roughly 8 hours behind schedule Offensive coordinator Malice advises that efforts should be redoubled. His imprisonment on false charges should not be for naught Onwards and upwards to 1000 pages comrades! Malice sends his regards!"

I JUST RECEIVED THIS NEWS VIA PM

AND LET ME TELL YOU

I WAS A LITTLE UNNERVED

THIS IS A MATTER WE MUST TAKE INTO OUR OWN HANDS EUPHALO

WE'VE BEEN PUSHED AROUND BY OTHER THREADMAKERS

MODS

AND COUNTLESS N00BS

BUT WE KNOW THAT IN THE MIDST OF THE BATTLE

WHEN ALL HOPE IS ALMOST LOST

WE CANNOT GIVE UP

WE MUST FIGHT

IT IS TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE

I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, TEAM

OUR OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR Malice HAS FAITH AS WELL

EPIC PADDING!

WE REALLY SHOULD BE GETTING TO THE NEXT PAGE

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO PICK UP!

WE WILL PREVAIL!

2/10/2008 4:13:25 AM

that's right I'll double post it for emphasis

not because the server was fucking up or anything

2/10/2008 4:14:04 AM

i figured it was for epic padding.

2/10/2008 4:14:42 AM

THERE IS MUCH MORE AT STAKE HERE THAN PADDING

CANT YOU SEE THAT MAN!

2/10/2008 4:15:48 AM

my apologies. i'm not a member of team EUPHALO, so i cannot quite appreciate the urgentness of the situation.

2/10/2008 4:16:35 AM