2 pages of creepy

[Edited on February 24, 2008 at 4:46 AM. Reason : technically i guess just one page of creepy. page 2 of creepy would have been more fitting]

2/24/2008 4:45:29 AM

^^ and ^ no offense but if i were a mod i would suspend you...i want you to know this

2/24/2008 4:45:32 AM

mr joshua is super creepy...i double posted to state this...cause this fag is super creepy

2/24/2008 4:47:07 AM

Explain.

2/24/2008 4:47:38 AM

you are a queer...nuff said

2/24/2008 4:48:20 AM

You're so articulate.

Please go on.

2/24/2008 4:49:13 AM

rofl...you just posted what a typical queer would post

2/24/2008 4:50:10 AM

"so when are we gonna have sex etc...i wont post about it...it would be so good...u could boss me around etc and i'd do whatever you want "

2/24/2008 4:51:44 AM

wtf..what a weirdo

2/24/2008 5:09:12 AM

wtf..what a weirdo

2/24/2008 5:09:12 AM

oops...double post...

2/24/2008 5:09:40 AM

"i didnt hav eto tell you that was me...pluls you have ginomrmous tits...god i bet you could teach me so much in the bedroom..."

2/24/2008 5:19:29 AM

eating vag is always 1) awesome, 2) a learning experience. every time you do it, you learn new tricks you can do to make her squirm. plus, these tricks are usually different for each girl.

dnl good luck with finding a vagina to stick your tongue in.

2/24/2008 9:46:45 AM

I wrote a poem dedicated to the vagina for my Creative Writing class my freshman year entitled, "Ode to the Pussy".

I'll see if I can find it.


I'm also glad to see that this is what brings people together on T-Dub.

[Edited on February 24, 2008 at 10:10 AM. Reason : wouldn't wanna double post.]

2/24/2008 9:56:04 AM

you'd probably have a better chance of doing it if you stopped referring to women as "bitches" and "broads"

blasphemour is the only guy who can get away with that

2/24/2008 10:18:02 AM

That's because blasphemour is a little bitch.

2/24/2008 10:19:42 AM

^^ shut up you silly broad

and dnl, you can find a vag to eat here

2/24/2008 10:22:44 AM

listen gimpy, don't talk to me like that

it hurts my feelings

2/24/2008 10:24:10 AM

I clicked here just to see what begonias said



but I'm gonna have to disagree with her, there's nothing he could do to improve his chances other than not being a retard.

2/24/2008 10:25:14 AM

i was just kidding, hence the

2/24/2008 10:25:20 AM

this thread is maxing out my creepy-shit-o-meter

2/24/2008 10:51:26 AM

Quote :

"and i saw this thread, laff"

2/24/2008 10:52:58 AM

Quote :

"blasphemour is the only guy who can get away with that"

I don't call women bitches.

2/24/2008 10:54:29 AM

whores?

2/24/2008 10:55:35 AM

of course.

2/24/2008 10:56:07 AM

kthkx

2/24/2008 10:56:54 AM

he says broads

2/24/2008 11:10:04 AM

dnl or blap?

2/24/2008 11:10:42 AM

2/24/2008 11:13:06 AM

oh god thats fucking nasty

2/24/2008 11:20:37 AM

he better hope he doesn't hook up with this woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K0OS4gCpos

2/24/2008 11:24:16 AM

touche`

2/24/2008 11:32:41 AM

eat mine!! LOL

don't ever come near me...

2/24/2008 11:36:36 AM

DAMN!

SSSSLUTS!

2/24/2008 11:44:48 AM

vagina dentata ftl

2/25/2008 2:06:45 AM

nvm

[Edited on February 25, 2008 at 2:31 AM. Reason : dont want you broads to freak out anymore... ]

2/25/2008 2:28:22 AM

good luck with that

2/25/2008 5:30:36 AM

dnl, were you successful??

2/25/2008 9:51:01 AM

Eatin' pussy is the healthiest thing in the world. It cures cancer like blow jobs.

2/26/2008 1:48:34 PM

WHAT A GEM THIS WAS

2/26/2008 1:49:20 PM

^^^sure wasnt...so btw i thought of some question...guess this would be a good thread for it...so how long does a woman typically give a bj? and how long does a dude typically munch on vag? are there like general accepted time lengths for this? i'd guess after like 10 minutes it'd get boring

2/26/2008 2:53:24 PM

Ah yes, the other side of the coin. In my experience, fat chicks are more patient than skinny chicks when it comes to sucking.

I'm very stubborn when it comes to the final release. Takes for-fucking-ever. I have the opposite problem of premie ejaculators. It stems from my problem of people touching me. Ironic and sad.

Anyway, yeah 10 minutes is a good length for a bj.

2/26/2008 3:04:46 PM

so wait....dnl you've never done that? No opportunity or scared? I thought all guys did it....I mean I think this would come close to a reason why I wouldn't marry someone...Seriously.

2/26/2008 3:14:02 PM

all vaginas are not created equal

2/26/2008 3:16:11 PM

2/26/2008 3:16:40 PM

well I get that some chicks might have less than desirable vags, however, if she's that skanky and nasty, why the fuck are you putting your dick in her?

2/26/2008 3:20:06 PM

There are apparently some women who don't like it.

2/26/2008 3:21:27 PM

Quote :

"Yeah, my record for a 10 minutes period is 5 orgasms."

♥

2/26/2008 3:23:07 PM

^Yeah, my girlfriend wanted to nap for a while after that.

2/26/2008 3:27:12 PM

i can imagine....



actually...no i can't

2/26/2008 3:28:04 PM