wrap up your tool when you go spelunking

2/28/2008 1:28:13 PM

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night.

2/28/2008 1:28:55 PM

take a long walk off a short pier

2/28/2008 1:32:37 PM

be original. cliche's aren't effective flame tactics.

2/28/2008 1:39:42 PM

Wear Sunscreen

2/28/2008 1:42:18 PM

buy a fucking map

2/28/2008 1:42:38 PM

i think you should start doin' some situps or soemthing

2/28/2008 1:44:06 PM

Don't get caught in the baby trap

2/28/2008 1:44:25 PM

^^shave your unibrow
and im not fat in any way
ask anyone

^emce don't need my advice

2/28/2008 1:44:50 PM

i liked the Jesus look

2/28/2008 1:45:44 PM

i like the battleship sinking look

2/28/2008 1:46:06 PM

dont assume i actually knew who was the last poster before i hit reply to topic, and try not to take the internet 4SRS

2/28/2008 1:46:09 PM

pls to be less creepy

2/28/2008 1:47:03 PM

play the lottery saturday

2/28/2008 1:47:46 PM

Keep up the good work mang

2/28/2008 1:47:58 PM

dont be foolish?

2/28/2008 1:48:28 PM

don't be cruel

2/28/2008 1:49:09 PM

dont take viagra before youre grandma's funeral, all her friends that are there will go crazy...

2/28/2008 1:49:34 PM

if you are ever confronted with the choice of A) Receiving $250,000 or B) getting anally raped by Byron Long.....you should choose choice A.

2/28/2008 1:52:11 PM

lose the glasses

2/28/2008 1:54:00 PM

^ aha, I got contacts a few weeks ago

2/28/2008 1:54:29 PM

^^realize you're in a horrible position to be giving style or looks criticism
^try and not rock so much, you're not leaving enough for the rest of us

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 1:55 PM. Reason : e]

2/28/2008 1:54:52 PM

take your own advice
see a surgeon cause ....damn.

2/28/2008 1:54:53 PM

come up with better insults.

2/28/2008 1:55:48 PM

don't make it so easy

2/28/2008 1:57:36 PM

^^

Quote :

"you may want to avoid opening your mouth it makes you look less intelligent"

you should be on tww radio


[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 1:58 PM. Reason : .]

2/28/2008 1:58:06 PM

you should tell me your poker secrets so that we can run scams on ppl

2/28/2008 2:05:12 PM

Go get some pants...from the pants store.

2/28/2008 2:06:12 PM

you should tell me why sumfoo1 is on my jock

2/28/2008 2:06:41 PM

stop fucking with the crazies...



oh wait...this was supposed to be unsolicited....not the same fucking advice i give you everyday

2/28/2008 2:19:57 PM

get off t-dub, u r too old to be on here.

2/28/2008 2:24:20 PM

stop being a douche bag

2/28/2008 2:24:57 PM

2/28/2008 2:31:49 PM

Sweden, you should try your best not to get shot in the face. I hear that bullets hurt

2/28/2008 5:02:50 PM

gtfo with that weak shit

2/28/2008 5:04:32 PM

where do i begin?

2/28/2008 5:05:36 PM

^^you should be wary of who you befriend. Often times, people will judge your decision making skills and integrity by the associations (i.e., friends) that you keep.
On a related note, I would advise you to form an objective opinion of your friends by watching how they treat other people.

^ you should brush up on your html skills

2/28/2008 5:06:43 PM

^ don't make me put 'our god' up in this bitch.

2/28/2008 5:08:25 PM

eh, do what you will....I could probably 'handle' the situation if it was annoying (autoplay)

2/28/2008 5:09:47 PM

You should use your perceived intellect to try and score a hotter girlfriend.

2/28/2008 6:20:01 PM

dont be such a moron
moron

2/28/2008 6:22:20 PM

get a haircut, hippy

2/29/2008 2:44:09 PM

grow your hair out, yuppie

2/29/2008 4:15:42 PM

drink til you make bad decisions

good advice!!!

2/29/2008 6:31:26 PM

keep up the weight loss

2/29/2008 6:33:03 PM

get off the computer

2/29/2008 6:34:55 PM

Quote :

"keep up the weight loss"

aww, that was actually sweet of you to say!

who are you, and what have you done with the dnl i know??

2/29/2008 6:35:49 PM

typically i act like i did that time we had tww meet at crazyfire and then bowling

2/29/2008 6:37:12 PM

that was SO many years ago, holy cow

i remember that was your first official TWW outing. it's sad how much you changed after that

2/29/2008 6:38:37 PM

yeah really


2004 was the last good year i had imo


shit makes me wonder...maybe it was crunk music

2/29/2008 6:39:41 PM