oh heck no

evan is a rolly polly
he's also very sensitive about his weight
and how close his eyes are together

3/7/2008 11:22:39 AM

What is this, some kind of CockRiders Anonymous Club?

3/7/2008 11:26:22 AM

Anonymous?!?!?!

3/7/2008 11:27:19 AM

First Faggio, then Evan


tdub is on a roll.

3/7/2008 11:47:02 AM

3/7/2008 11:49:21 AM

this thread is like a porcupine

3/7/2008 11:50:17 AM

so why exactly was he fired? Incompetence?

3/7/2008 11:58:29 AM

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3/7/2008 12:02:16 PM

No.

3/7/2008 12:02:24 PM

gas is expensive these days

3/7/2008 12:02:51 PM

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3/7/2008 12:03:04 PM

he was let go like a month ago wasn't he?


i thought that was old news

3/7/2008 12:09:04 PM

what does john popper have to do with evan getting fired

is there a blues traveler song related to this?

3/7/2008 12:28:22 PM

nevermind I found it . hHAHAHA

[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 12:30 PM. Reason : .]

3/7/2008 12:30:06 PM

wow, I didnt have him pictured as a fat guy

3/7/2008 12:31:06 PM

BIG EVAN

3/7/2008 12:33:05 PM

3/7/2008 12:37:15 PM

link plz

3/7/2008 12:37:28 PM

yea i was picturing the thin gay friend on Will and Grace

3/7/2008 12:38:01 PM

3/7/2008 12:38:03 PM

OOO I KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS

[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 12:40 PM. Reason : is that mclovin in the blue next to him?]

3/7/2008 12:40:01 PM

I love people that work in health care related jobs and look like they would get winded just by standing up.

3/7/2008 12:40:48 PM

DUNLAP SYNDROME

3/7/2008 12:42:39 PM

I also like seeing a bunch of white kids looking like they're rapping. or attempting to at least.

3/7/2008 12:44:06 PM

Why you wanna give me a run-around
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down

3/7/2008 12:45:14 PM

no wonder he made the thread about a new Sonic being open, I bet that was the best day of his life.

3/7/2008 1:23:05 PM

i pictured him with the same general features, just really short and skinny, like 130 lbs, 5' 8"

3/7/2008 1:27:42 PM

the fact that he drives a Chrysler Pacifica has taken a whole new level of funny

3/7/2008 1:27:49 PM

that picture reminds me of the horrific motherfuckers who were singing at halftime of that one soccer game

The one kid who did the spinning moves

I know yall know what Im talking about

3/7/2008 1:29:12 PM

I have been told from a reliable source that:

"EMS fired evan because with him inside the ambulance couldnt clear speed bumps"

3/7/2008 1:32:39 PM

wow thats a fatass.

i might have to troll him IRL

3/7/2008 1:34:22 PM

it sickens to me to know that some people will allow themselves to get that way.

3/7/2008 1:36:16 PM

someone will have to update this so it is proportional.

3/7/2008 1:46:22 PM

i'm all for bustin bubbles and getting under someone's skin (just ask Jackleg and EMCE, and gunzz periodically), but some people in this thread are just being genuine assholes.

don't be datman guys. make the "[obligatory] HAHA you're fat and stupid" comment and be on your way. evan hasn't done anything to deserve this kind of flaming.

now i'm probably adding fuel to the fire with this post, but i just needed to get it out there. TWW can really give you the business sometimes, but i don't think we need to be doggin even on this.

3/7/2008 1:52:24 PM

15 yards


giving evan the business

3/7/2008 1:54:45 PM

Quote :

"TWW can really give you the business sometimes"

3/7/2008 1:55:28 PM

come on Yoshie, you know it is all in good fun. He will probably read everyone making the fat jokes and just have it roll right off of him.

3/7/2008 1:56:13 PM

ahaha, yoshie, just cause you post stalk people doesn't mean you're getting under their skin. You better come at me like a pro if that's your goal. None of this half assed, stupid college kid shit.

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maybe evan died at cookout from eating too much....or had some other food related tragedy

3/7/2008 1:56:41 PM

i'm sure you're not sitting behind your computer trying to dismantle evan's life and everything it stands for, but LardAss, take into consideration how this guy feels and the mood he's in.

he'll read what you and some other people wrote and take it in the tone and mood he's feeling, even if you're joking.


atleast insert some smilies to let him know you're jokin around, or send a pm tellin him that you're just playin around.

3/7/2008 1:58:47 PM

evan pm'ed me about an hour ago...he said he just wants to focus on life now...he hoped you would understand

3/7/2008 2:01:52 PM

LOL WUT

3/7/2008 2:02:38 PM

i will not take that into consideration, he is fat and he needs to hear about it. He is so fat that he can't even hold a job.

3/7/2008 2:03:05 PM

he also told me he is not fat, he is big boned

3/7/2008 2:05:54 PM

evan you are a fat disgusting cock sucking queer.

3/7/2008 2:11:19 PM

you know I'm just playing around right evan? You fat fuck.

3/7/2008 2:12:25 PM

wow geez omg you guys really like to rub salt in the wound

suspend
ban
terminate
expel

3/7/2008 2:15:04 PM

IT'S A GLANDULAR PROBLEM GUYS

A FAT GLANDULAR PROBLEM

3/7/2008 2:16:02 PM

Why hasn't that wrist cutting pic been posted yet?

3/7/2008 2:16:04 PM

Evan deserves this, look at him putting his life out on this website for everyone to read. From reading his threads it is obvious he is a fucking idiot.

3/7/2008 2:16:53 PM

Evan, you are medically obese and you need to get yourself some help.

3/7/2008 2:18:15 PM