what a conundrum....the more i get poked...the worse i lose...


only not really

3/20/2008 3:51:14 PM

damnit...i'm never going to win

3/23/2008 6:18:03 PM

OMG....I JUST GOT POKED BY A GIRL!!!!

3/23/2008 6:32:30 PM

well i won that poking battle...



but i guess that ultimately means i lost the war....




[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 1:32 AM. Reason : omg]

3/26/2008 1:32:00 AM

poke 'til you chafe

3/26/2008 2:09:41 AM

i'm now winning the pirate vs. viking battle on more than one front

3/31/2008 9:18:59 PM

3/31/2008 9:20:04 PM

i am awesome

3/31/2008 9:23:27 PM

so apparently if you get in a relationship on facebook...even if it's for less than 12 hours...and on april fools day...

everybody you know flips the fuck out...

4/6/2008 10:15:22 PM

4/6/2008 10:18:56 PM

let the pokey parade continue

4/6/2008 10:55:39 PM

I just poked my gf's mom.

What if she pokes me back???

4/6/2008 11:15:03 PM

lol, you poked me

4/6/2008 11:15:27 PM

^^put it in her butt

4/6/2008 11:16:03 PM

4/6/2008 11:16:49 PM

^^^i poked all the people that last poked me....

i do all my poking at once

4/6/2008 11:21:34 PM

gfs moms accepted my friend request but did not poke me back

4/7/2008 12:24:21 AM

cause she was like

4/7/2008 12:25:36 AM

i think i might retire from the poking game

4/11/2008 12:05:10 AM

i haven't given up yet

6/11/2008 4:38:05 PM

CASEY

STOP!

6/11/2008 4:38:55 PM

hahha....i don't know why i'm bttt all these threads....

6/11/2008 4:39:50 PM

i've been poking the same girl since i got on facebook like four years ago

at that time we were going to lots of hockey games and occasionally sleeping in the same bed

now she lives in denmark

6/11/2008 4:40:41 PM

coincidentally the only 2 people who poke me are named ben

6/11/2008 4:41:49 PM

awesome!

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 4:42 PM. Reason : ha, i was totally responding to ^^, but ^ works too ]

6/11/2008 4:41:58 PM

gf's mom deleted her facebook.

6/11/2008 4:42:35 PM

^^^it's not really flattering though...

most dude's i know named ben will poke anybody

6/11/2008 4:44:30 PM

6/11/2008 5:24:35 PM

^^ oh geez I hope not

6/11/2008 5:32:02 PM

Your challenge is to find the oldest person on facebook and poke them. The winner will get an amazing prize*. Good luck contestants and get poking!








*Baffling facebook message inquiring what poking is and sexytime with the elderly poke recipient. Please poke gently as intense poking could result in injury or death.

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 6:58 PM. Reason : I accidently poked myself and caused a rip in the fabric of space and time]

6/11/2008 6:55:47 PM