2 many of you are on Conan's dick

4/8/2008 2:40:48 AM

hahaha that is creepy

4/8/2008 2:42:23 AM

conan is decent, but he's just not as funny as hard boiled craig

4/8/2008 2:43:27 AM

It's hard to stay up
It's been a long, Long Day
And you got the sandman at the door
But hang on, leave the TV on
And let's do it anyway
It's ok
You can always sleep through work tomorrow, OK?
Hey hey
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday



(she kinda sounds like a chicken)

4/8/2008 2:45:34 AM

he also played in a punk rock band called The Bastards from Hell

4/8/2008 2:47:22 AM

I also love it when he lies about the time

I wish he'd tried bullshitting the NCAA champion like he usually tries calling shit early

4/8/2008 2:49:43 AM

Quote :

"You can always sleep through work tomorrow, OK?"

that part really hits home with me. cause after lunch i sleep from about 1:30 to 4:00 every day.

its terrible, i've got them convinced that i have low blood sugar or some crap.

4/8/2008 2:50:54 AM

If I was your boss, I'd throw a snickers at your sleeping ass and tell you to get back to work.

4/8/2008 2:52:32 AM

or tomorrow's your future yesterday


all around this guy is kick ass



wow its fucking three, I'm callin it even though this chick is cute

4/8/2008 2:52:51 AM

He sucks

[Edited on April 8, 2008 at 2:56 AM. Reason : ]

4/8/2008 2:54:31 AM

Ferguson tops O'Brien for first time

Quote :

" NEW YORK - Recently sworn-in U.S. citizen Craig Ferguson is being embraced by his new countrymen: The late-night comic hit a ratings milestone last week with his first victory over NBC's Conan O'Brien. The CBS "Late Late Show" averaged more viewers than O'Brien's "Late Night" (1.88 million to 1.77 million) for the first week during which they each competed with all-original shows since Ferguson started in January 2005. It caps a slow and steady climb for Ferguson and raises a red flag for future "Tonight" show host O'Brien, although NBC says it is still happy with O'Brien's audience."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080410/ap_en_tv/tv_ferguson_s_first

4/11/2008 4:51:33 PM

Conan >>>> arsenio hall >>>>>carson daily>>>>>craig ferguson

4/11/2008 4:53:20 PM

bttjackleg

4/12/2008 3:21:33 AM

i watched it tonight as usual.. love that show

(he lied about who won ms america)

ps we cant talk about this, or it means we are the same person. what a bunch of faggots. i wish we could remove them but then there'd only be 10 people on here

4/12/2008 3:24:27 AM

I keep forgetting we're the same person


I posted that link, kinda excited that Craig's started beating Conan


and he's hosting the white house correspondants dinner

[Edited on April 12, 2008 at 3:26 AM. Reason : ^hahah i love it when he tries to go 4th dimension]

4/12/2008 3:26:18 AM

i love the camera humor, thats one of my favorite things. when he starts getting all up in your screen.

and when he just sits there silently at the end saying that he'll turn off the tv when you fall asleep, and to go ahead and just lay down

4/12/2008 3:29:08 AM

hhahahah yea



little does he know I took an ambien

4/12/2008 3:29:45 AM

:-|

9/20/2009 7:58:47 AM

wanted to post this last night

9/20/2009 11:26:58 AM

^ I love that clip


doot do doot doot doot it's a great day for America everybody!

9/20/2009 12:22:37 PM

bttt


the alligator puppet opened

9/22/2009 12:43:54 AM

Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney?

9/22/2009 1:59:50 AM

hahahaha


my cheeky monkies

9/22/2009 2:03:01 AM

5x^

I can't not laugh when I look at that clip

9/22/2009 2:09:28 AM

Jennifer Love Hewitt


and a bisexual leprechaun!

9/24/2009 12:37:43 AM

Quote :

"He's the best late night host hands down"

9/24/2009 11:01:18 PM

My wife sent Craig an email. I hope he reads t.

9/24/2009 11:06:14 PM

I love me some Craig Ferguson

9/24/2009 11:22:13 PM

a feather?

9/30/2009 12:37:03 AM

I missed Mike Rowe on The Late Late Show? AND the Mythbusters?

10/10/2009 12:01:27 AM

I love when he interviews other Scottish people.

How do they do their taping anyway? People are always confused about what day it is, makes it seem like they tape a few shows at the same time. But that seems like it would be a lot of hassle because they still have to do they "great day for America" sketch every day.

10/10/2009 1:28:44 AM

Ewan McGregor (SP?) is always really funny when he's on the show.

Part of me wants him to replace Dave Letterman, but then, if he had to go one earlier, he would have to lose the edge that makes him so funny.

10/10/2009 10:40:41 AM

10/20/2009 1:02:37 AM

In The Navy!

10/28/2009 12:39:29 AM

This show is one of the only bright spots in my otherwise dreary and dismal existence.

:\

11/5/2009 11:37:59 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhPkyrHmaN4

11/6/2009 12:12:56 AM

IT'S ON!

11/10/2009 12:40:30 AM

I was going to stay in the library and work until I remembered what happens at 12:30 (or abouts, fucking dave letterman and his useless ass)

11/13/2009 12:09:43 AM

so he and harry connick jr are gonna almost-make out or something ridiculous


this is great

"the safety word is banana!"

[Edited on November 14, 2009 at 1:04 AM. Reason : df]

11/14/2009 1:04:28 AM

again, every day 12:30 am

Quote :

"This show is one of the only bright spots in my otherwise dreary and dismal existence. "

11/17/2009 5:01:05 PM

The girl from the audience on now is kinda cute

12/2/2009 12:38:13 AM

Dude, Kari Byron is on now

1/23/2010 1:10:25 AM

1/27/2010 11:36:19 PM

He is a god among gods

1/27/2010 11:40:56 PM

When did he get that robot skeleton?

That thing has cracked me up for the last 2 nights.

4/17/2010 12:55:20 AM

i want to be a hobo

also,

Quote :

"fucking dave letterman and his useless ass"

David Letterman pays for Craig Ferguson's show, so watch your mouth.

4/17/2010 3:20:42 AM

whatsa comin-a-go?

4/28/2010 12:49:52 AM

Best bit by far:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ENLm0JsQw

4/28/2010 12:51:56 AM

LIES

You can't beat some of his singing puppet numbers...

4/28/2010 1:07:51 AM

This man is a genius.

9/9/2010 12:41:27 AM