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"So then you get the towel ready before you wash your hands so it's there waiting."

i do that a few times. but when i see automatic faucets and soap, a lot of times i assume the paper towel rolls are also. and then i get pwnted when i turn around and have to press on them with an elbow or arm

3/24/2008 9:11:17 AM

i didn't realize how many people were germaphobes. touching doorhandles and shit like that in the bathroom has never bothered me and still doesn't. Hell, i've got no issues sitting down on a public toilet.

3/24/2008 9:11:32 AM

^

3/24/2008 9:12:12 AM

well the whole sitting down part is really hard to beat.

there isnt much you can do in the bathroom. unless you have 5 minutes and find lysol, or pack like 40 rolls of toilet paper.

but i wash my hands cuz i have them near my face. if my butt was near my face id wash that too

3/24/2008 9:15:40 AM

all i do is get a wad of tp and wipe the seat to make sure there is no piss...after that i have no prob sitting down

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 9:17 AM. Reason : but i rarely take a shit on campus...maybe 1 dook a year on campus]

3/24/2008 9:17:06 AM

btw, what's up with the toilet seat covers? Do people really use them?

3/24/2008 9:17:19 AM

i use to use those seat covers, but they are a pain in the butt. and its no better than putting a long folded sheet of TP.

but a lot of times i dont have time to setup the toilet, wipe and sit. cuz ill explode

3/24/2008 9:18:58 AM

explosive shit, haha.

Just last week when I was making a deposit, our VP of quality walks in the bathroom talking on his bluetooth headset. I was trying to hold my shit it so it doesn't sound like a cake bomb, but I couldn't. Right when he got to the sink, I let it go and it was a horrible fart, followed by a long splash and a refreshing sound of a "awwwww". He took a pause in the middle of his sentence and walked out. HAHA.

3/24/2008 9:22:40 AM

Jeep, those kinds of hand dryers are all over korea right now. I'm here visiting family and with korea's whole "green korea" campaign those kinds of dryers are everywhere.

3/24/2008 9:24:14 AM

haha, i would always question those who walk into the bathroom on the phone, i can understand to pee, until i got a call while on the jon. luckily no one was around.

kind of odd, because you get that echo and people ask "where are you? are you in the bathroom"

you just have to make sure no one flushes

3/24/2008 9:27:40 AM

as long as the seat isnt covered in piss, i park my ass right on it, the only time i shit in public bathrooms is when i'm minutes away from it running down my leg, i mean hell my toilet at home is nasty, but it's my piss stains and shit splatter, doesnt bother me as much, i love shitting at work first thing in the morning when its just been cleaned, still has the foamy stuff in the bowl, makes it more of a challeange to destroy it and make it unfit for christian buttcheeks

3/24/2008 9:30:03 AM

^ yesir.

the first one to poop on the crapper!

3/24/2008 9:32:50 AM

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"i would always question those who walk into the bathroom on the phone"

You would be surprised at the number of women who talk on the phone not just while in the bathroom, but while using the toilet.

3/24/2008 9:32:56 AM

Heh, last week, someone took a shit on the floor on the 3rd floor bathroom right outside of the technician office. I think we have a picture of it somewhere.

3/24/2008 9:33:23 AM

lol. I dont ever use the toilet covers at work, and I take like at least 2 shits a week. but considering its work, where adults are, unlike school were there are a bunch of kids, the toilets are clean b/c people dont piss all over the seat

3/24/2008 9:33:37 AM

you'd also be surprised at the number of girls who've dropped/flushed phones.

and then of that subset, the number of whom have done it multiple times.

3/24/2008 9:34:03 AM

ground floor of harrelson handicap bathrooms ftw...deadbolt ftmfw

3/24/2008 9:34:48 AM

at the dorms in ECU we a sign on the bathroom stall that said "out of order". it really wasnt, and we tipped off the janitor who played along with us. she would still clean it, but only like 3-4 of us would know it works and used it as our crapper.

it was lovely

3/24/2008 9:36:08 AM

heh, just throw chocolate syrup all over the wall as shit stain.

3/24/2008 9:39:05 AM

FTW!

3/24/2008 9:44:39 AM