if he pulls you over for speeding just say:

"my wife left me for a cop and I thought you were him trying to return her..."

3/26/2008 6:21:51 PM

Why do you think I try to be near a sports car when speeding, if I can

Quote :

"that's why you fight it in court. it costs you the same amount of money in the short run (and sometimes more), but you keep it off your insurance"

I know this now; when I got that one ticket, I was told it'd probably be dismissed, with a clean record (and having looked back, it was 13 over, not 18). It wasn't.

Even the USAA agent asked 'why'd he bother?'

3/26/2008 6:21:55 PM

Quote :

""my wife left me for a cop and I thought you were him trying to return her...""

That would have worked on me. I would have let you go.

3/26/2008 6:27:49 PM

bttt

3/26/2008 7:10:36 PM

so does flashing tits work or no?

3/26/2008 7:40:02 PM

Quote :

" haha, i've had a federal traffic ticket"

wat?

3/26/2008 7:45:11 PM

on a military base

i didn't pay it--was going to take it to federal court--but this was months ago and they never sent me anything. Oh well.

3/26/2008 7:53:18 PM

^^^It'd depend on the bewbies. Show me your tits and I'll tell you.



[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 7:57 PM. Reason : +^]

3/26/2008 7:54:12 PM

^good edit, buttttt the only boobs i have online are my clevage shots and well that will just have to do!

3/26/2008 7:55:41 PM

i was racially profiled today....cat bus didnt stop for me cause i'm white

3/26/2008 8:50:00 PM

Quote :

"Do you usually have a Marine Corps insignia on your vehicle, and if so, do you think that might make a favorable impression (conscious or subconscious) on the officer?"

It does if you're not in a military town. Hell, I got out of 2 underage drinking tickets at parties for showing my military id rather then my drivers license.

3/26/2008 9:02:30 PM