WtchyWmn All American 1551 Posts user info edit post |
ignore 8b, all girls are aliases
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[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : I finally got one!] 3/31/2008 12:06:19 AM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
if you're the first to notice a new user is a woman, then you must immediately make a thread devoted to her
don't feed the trolls
you will be condemned to hell for not using tinyurl.com
[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 12:08 AM. Reason : .] 3/31/2008 12:07:11 AM |
fredbot3000 All American 5835 Posts user info edit post |
Rule 49. Set 'Em Up 3/31/2008 12:07:24 AM |
jprince11 All American 14181 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "11. Ignore ReceiveDick." |
I'd imagine within a few days they would catch on anyways
[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 12:08 AM. Reason : k]3/31/2008 12:07:52 AM |
statered All American 2298 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If any guy is being nice to any girl, he is trying to fuck her." |
That's more a law of the world in general than it is of TWW.3/31/2008 12:08:03 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
haha truth 3/31/2008 12:08:24 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
23. Threads with familiar (or esoteric) lyrics in the title and first post are neither funny nor original anymore. 3/31/2008 12:09:45 AM |
joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
24) Buy an ad 3/31/2008 12:12:03 AM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
PHI340 threads are mandatory every semester 3/31/2008 12:13:04 AM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
25. jackleg is not a felon 3/31/2008 12:13:58 AM |
statered All American 2298 Posts user info edit post |
26)Amsterdam718 is the mother of all aliases and everything he posts should be taken w/ a grain of salt. The same goes for drunknloaded except he is a real person.
[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 12:14 AM. Reason : renumbering] 3/31/2008 12:14:23 AM |
The Judge Suspended 3405 Posts user info edit post |
3/31/2008 12:15:43 AM |
statered All American 2298 Posts user info edit post |
27) You can never have too many threads devoted to boobs. 3/31/2008 12:15:54 AM |
fredbot3000 All American 5835 Posts user info edit post |
xx. Papsmear's titty thread shall remain continuous 3/31/2008 12:16:44 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
28) Within every nerd chick, lies a sex goddess. 3/31/2008 12:17:01 AM |
joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
29) papsmear deleting the majority of his gallery was like the loss of a child 30) RIP all dead wolfwebbers
[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 12:18 AM. Reason : whoa that is sad we both thought of papsmear] 3/31/2008 12:17:41 AM |
fredbot3000 All American 5835 Posts user info edit post |
Nerdchick? 3/31/2008 12:17:54 AM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
no one on tww is, or has ever been, wrong or incorrect about anything they have ever said or done 3/31/2008 12:21:11 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
31. Don't be KG. (message_topic.aspx?topic=38286) 3/31/2008 12:21:35 AM |
Flying Tiger All American 2341 Posts user info edit post |
32) Don't be Earl 3/31/2008 12:44:04 AM |
optmusprimer All American 30318 Posts user info edit post |
33) dont try to mack on shawnac123. period. 3/31/2008 12:44:52 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
34. message_topic.aspx?topic=518667&page=8 3/31/2008 1:05:53 AM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18948 Posts user info edit post |
Threads with familiar (or esoteric) lyrics in the title and first post are neither funny nor original anymore 3/31/2008 7:58:22 AM |
tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
FIRST RULE OF TWW
THERE ARE NO RULES JUST SUSPEND 3/31/2008 8:01:23 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
36. It is always acceptable to make a thread devoted to me...and it will probably be the most successful thread you'll ever make simply because of my big boobs padding abilities 3/31/2008 8:07:21 AM |
tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
^ 3/31/2008 8:09:53 AM |
colter All American 8022 Posts user info edit post |
37.colter will inevitably get drunk and harass tww losers between the hours of 2am and 6am
[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 8:13 AM. Reason : !] 3/31/2008 8:11:31 AM |
jtmartin All American 4116 Posts user info edit post |
38. EMCE is black 39. Str8BacardiL will post about Ruckus, or about something that is off Kaplan 40. You cannot have enough threads about the quality of cookout.
[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 8:14 AM. Reason : .] 3/31/2008 8:12:01 AM |
colter All American 8022 Posts user info edit post |
39. terpball lives in DC
40. JoeSchmoe lives in seattle
41. Noen will try and mack on you (if you're a girl)
[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 8:13 AM. Reason : !] 3/31/2008 8:13:19 AM |
jtmartin All American 4116 Posts user info edit post |
44. Joe#'s is missing an arm 3/31/2008 8:15:05 AM |
mkcarter PLAY SO HARD 4370 Posts user info edit post |
somebody will make 2 if not 3 parody threads, and convalute chit chat and annoy the shit out of you 3/31/2008 8:18:29 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
this is dumb. 3/31/2008 8:20:31 AM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
^dont forget an eye too 3/31/2008 8:20:57 AM |
joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
this had potential 3/31/2008 2:23:07 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
i was in class, lemme codify this bitch. 3/31/2008 2:24:17 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
39. terpball lives in DC
40. JoeSchmoe lives in seattle
how are those laws? 3/31/2008 2:25:02 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
1. If it's a new user, it's an alias. 2. Chit Chat is survival of the fucking fittest 3. Even [new] things are [old], so just dont post it. 4. Don't argue with jackleg. It's not worth it. 5. simonn has run out of new things to post. 6. DiamondAce post stalks simonn. 7. ghost edits win. 8. Until you reach 1000 posts, everyone hates you. So hold on to your meaningful posts until the 1k mark. 8b. unless you're a gurl 9. You cannot create new memes, until you say something stupid, which you will. 10. Jaybee1200 is the sole voice of objectivity in sports talk. 11. Ignore ReceiveDeath. 12. Y44. Joe#'s is missing an armou are guaranteed to laugh yourself to tears at something really dumb. 13. Let's do lunch, k? 14. Flood control has been activated. 15. There is a strong correlation between post count and your cumulative fap count. 16. CrazyJ nael runs this shit. 17. You do NOT talk about Rule 17. 18. Your e-penis is huge. 19. The Wolfweb is a blog 20. What happens on Kaplan stays on Kaplan, but can be discussed on The Wolfweb. 21. If you haven't hung out with Jaybee1200 you are probably a dork. If you have once, and never been asked back, you definitely are one. 22. If you don't get it, chances are it happened at site 2 23. Ignore 8b, all girls are aliases. 24. If you're the first to notice a new user is a woman, then you must immediately make a thread devoted to her. 25. Don't feed the trolls. 26. You will be condemned to hell for not using tinyurl.com 27. Threads with familiar (or esoteric) lyrics in the title and first post are neither funny nor original anymore. 28. Buy an ad. 29. PHI340 threads are mandatory every semester. 30. CH201 w/Warren threads are mandatory every semester. 31. jackleg is not a felon 32.Amsterdam718 is the mother of all aliases and everything he posts should be taken w/ a grain of salt. The same goes for drunknloaded except he is a real person. 33. You can never have too many threads devoted to boobs. 34. Rule 34 shall be enforced with an Iron FistTM 35. Papsmear's titty thread shall remain continuous. 36. Within every nerd chick, lies a sex goddess. 37. RIP all dead wolfwebbers 38. Don't be KG. (message_topic.aspx?topic=38286) 39. Don't be Earl 40. dont try to mack on ShawnaC123. period. 41. It is always acceptable to make a thread devoted to LivinProof78...and it will probably be the most successful thread you'll ever make simply because of her big boobs padding abilities. 42.colter will inevitably get drunk and harass tww losers between the hours of 2am and 6am 43. EMCE is black 44. Str8BacardiL will post about Ruckus, or about something that is off Kaplan 45. You cannot have enough threads about the quality of cookout. 46. terpball lives in DC 47. JoeSchmoe lives in seattle 48. Noen will try and mack on you (if you're a girl) 49. Set 'Em Up 50. 2 51. Joe#'s is missing an arm 52. Somebody will make 2 if not 3 parody threads of yours, and convolute chit chat and annoy the shit out of you. 3/31/2008 2:35:52 PM |
The Judge Suspended 3405 Posts user info edit post |
chemb b is a crybaby
you forgot that one 3/31/2008 2:37:07 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
chembob FTW! 3/31/2008 2:38:20 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
oh yeah
if you have to use more than 3 ^'s, then quote that shit 3/31/2008 2:42:34 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
53. 3/31/2008 2:51:27 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
10/10 3/31/2008 2:58:01 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148458 Posts user info edit post |
54. There are nude pics of female TWWers (but only the hot ones) in Premium Palace 3/31/2008 3:00:11 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
lindz0r 3/31/2008 3:06:39 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
56. When you're , Spontaneous will make you 57. Pop culture references must be cited, C++ style. 58. Shaving pubic hair does not rid you of crab infestation. /Scary Movie 3/31/2008 3:46:19 PM |
The Judge Suspended 3405 Posts user info edit post |
This is basically what The Judge does to people in chit chat
3/31/2008 3:47:24 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
59. Remember that ambrosia1231's links/images may be awe-inspiring porn or horrifying mutilated genitals ] 3/31/2008 8:00:58 PM |
colter All American 8022 Posts user info edit post |
60. zorthage and hambrosia broke up, but they will always post about each other, and should probably get back together because no one else will ever date either one again 3/31/2008 8:01:52 PM |
wolfpack0122 All American 3129 Posts user info edit post |
61. It's ok to rape someone as long as you're hot as fuck
/creepiness 3/31/2008 8:50:37 PM |
pawprint All American 5203 Posts user info edit post |
MyTwoCents has a blurred face.
[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 9:19 PM. Reason : ] 3/31/2008 9:17:22 PM |