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maybe it was 4chan

but i know i saw this like, friday

3/31/2008 1:57:03 PM

say it again pilgrim

3/31/2008 1:58:06 PM

maybe it was 4chan

but i know i saw this like, friday

3/31/2008 1:58:26 PM

maybe it was 4chan

but i know i saw this like, friday

3/31/2008 1:59:04 PM

he looks a little angry in that picture....

3/31/2008 1:59:06 PM

why would a neighbor video tape this?

Quote :

"Price reportedly carried out his naked table-boffing in broad daylight, very close to a local school."

He should have taken his table into the house first.

3/31/2008 2:21:28 PM

you couldn't make this shit up

3/31/2008 2:23:39 PM

Quote :

"it takes two humans to have sex, not one human and an inanimate object."

this is completly false. Ask dnl, he has sex with a glove and handtowl all the time

3/31/2008 2:24:04 PM

^ ahahahahaha

3/31/2008 2:24:34 PM

i was gonna post how i've fucked a towel and latex glove like 15 times before but jen took care of that one

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 2:25 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2008 2:24:45 PM

That table is such a dirty slut.

Too bad it was a metal picnic table. If it were wooden, there would be puns a plenty.

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 2:28 PM. Reason : ]

3/31/2008 2:28:20 PM

3/31/2008 2:29:49 PM

i was thinking the opposite. Like those metal edges arn't exactly buffed shiny and soft considering its just supposed to have another hard, metal, non-fleshy object shoved in it

I mean can you imagine slicing your shaft open and then trying to explain to the doc why you need a tenis shot for a laceration on your cock?

3/31/2008 2:30:41 PM

i cant imagine that

3/31/2008 2:31:17 PM

Quote :

"tenis shot"

3/31/2008 2:33:15 PM

I bet the anonymous neighbor is actually the man's jealous ex lover - a recliner

3/31/2008 2:37:29 PM

Quote :

""

NICE JOB OF FORGETTING THE NSFW TAG, SD2NC

3/31/2008 2:38:28 PM

Ahaha, woops...

Not Suitable For Wanking

3/31/2008 2:42:21 PM

i open this thread and bam i see a hot gaping vag right on the top of that table...thank god my boss wasnt over my shoulder (he was under my desk)

3/31/2008 2:43:23 PM

Quote :

"Dear Penthouse Forum, I'd heard stories about this type of thing, but I'd never thought I'd be so lucky. A friend needed help moving his picnic table, so I volunteered. When I got to his house he wasn't there so I climbed over the back fence, and there I saw her...er...it. At first it was covered with this flowery table cloth that showed all its little bumps and grooves. I turned away embarrassed at first. When I looked back, it had slipped half of the table cloth. My god, I couldn't believe it. The cloth was barely covering the umbrella hole! My heart was racing. I wanted to go over, but the chairs were watching. Besides it was my best friend's table! After the cloth completely slipped off, I couldn't help myself. I was all over it. After a little oral, I jumped on top and was banging away. It was creaking like I'd never heard a table creak before. It was so hot that it didn't take long for me to finish. Just in time too. I got dressed and got the table cloth back on it, just as my friend arrived. Man, that was the best day ever."

3/31/2008 3:26:25 PM

pwnd

3/31/2008 5:04:12 PM

had to be a damn white person that would do that

3/31/2008 5:06:35 PM

They had 3 DVDs worth of that shit to turn in?!?!?!

3/31/2008 5:18:07 PM

Patron comes in tissue paper

I do too

3/31/2008 5:23:26 PM

this thread screamed white people

sick bastards

3/31/2008 5:43:56 PM