one time i saw a black person










then i moved to the pacific northwest

4/10/2008 1:10:26 PM

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/62-knowing-whats-best-for-poor-people/

4/10/2008 1:24:20 PM

Yeah, stocky like Grimmace.

4/10/2008 1:29:20 PM

tree fiddy

4/10/2008 1:31:55 PM

aha, I've come across this guy too

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"Him: You ain't scared of black people, is you? Me: No, but that doesn't mean I'm going to give you any money. Him: :\ "

4/10/2008 1:34:53 PM

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"Yeah, stocky like Grimmace."

haahah. Exactly.

4/10/2008 1:35:36 PM

I saw this guy near the corner of vanderbuilt and brooks ave. He asked me if I was scared of black people to which i responded "i crossed the street to talk to you" then he proceded to give me daps. Then he asked for some tranny fluid which i told him i think i might have some extra at home. I told him i would go check and that i should be careful when crossing the street or i might get hit. Then he responded that he hoped i did get hit so he could get my head phones and ipod. I believe he was serious too. Later I saw him brown bagging it around midnight near the convient store across from university towers. the end.

6/8/2008 2:37:10 AM

there was this older, cracked-out looking dude with a cane outside of peace st market - he was pretty honest and told me he wanted a beer. I thanked him for his honesty and asked him what he wanted then asked me to get him something to eat too. I agreed, and got him a steel reserve and a ham and cheese sandwich.

when I gave it to him, he replied with "hey can you get me a pack of newports too?" so I gave him the carl face and said "you're welcome" and walked away.

6/8/2008 2:53:09 AM

now this is a good thread

6/8/2008 2:55:22 AM

Once, a white bum asked me if i was scared of black people. WUT.

6/8/2008 3:00:15 AM

^^^owned

6/8/2008 3:17:51 AM

If you ever run into an older black guy in Mission Valley and he tells you he's trying to get to Goldsboro (the city probably varies, though), don't give him shit. That motherfucker's been trying to get to Goldsboro from MV for about eight years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stURLQacaF8

6/8/2008 4:49:42 AM

dude walk there already in 8 years

I remember these people on Hillsborough street about 4 years ago. Same kind of stuff. Our car needs gas or something. I was like show me your car then. Uh yeah that has an employee parking sticker on it..........d'oh

OH yeah but ironically today people DO Need gas for real

6/8/2008 5:43:47 AM

that's not ironic

shut the fuck up

6/8/2008 5:49:27 AM

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"yep ive been approached by the same guy i mean could be completely different people, but its the same guy"

6/8/2008 9:22:24 AM

dont give them shit ever, it's simple. I HATE BEGGERS and are the biggest waste, just let them go.

6/8/2008 9:55:23 AM

i was walking on hillsborough street and as soon as I walked out of Golden Dragon (I got my food to go) I was approached by a street rat. the conversation went as follows:

him: hey man, you don't happen to have some money to loan me, do ya? i'm just so hungry...

me: I don't, but I do have this food that I just bought and you can have it. (I attempt to hand him the bag of food)

him: I don't want that food man!!!! I need some money!

me: Well, you must not be that hungry then! Good day sir! (turns back, walks away w/ 'good deed' box checked on the day's to-do list)

6/8/2008 10:18:17 AM

i like crazy face/all gums lady who sits on the bench in front of Dunkin Dognuts on Hillsborough


we had the exact same conversation every MWF at 2:30pm this past semester

"hey you got change?"
"no, sorry"
"ok"
"see ya in a couple days"

simple as that


(i'll let you determine who said what)

6/8/2008 10:57:33 AM

hahaha this exact same guy came up to me over in the parking lot across from red hot and blue... it was hilarious, because i started laughing when he asked if we were scared of black people, and he started acting like he was pissed. We just drove off laughing at his pathetic ass

6/8/2008 11:10:22 AM

quality thread. lol'd at the original post.

high five.

6/8/2008 11:22:08 AM

I was at the KFC on Western once and a black dude told me he needed a few bucks to get some food.
I was like
I told him I had no money, then proceeded to order while he was still in KFC.
He was like

then a young woman, who was pretty attractive, came in the KFC and got the same story.
Any way the dumb bitch bought food for him. But that Nig ordered like eight dollars worth or food.

6/8/2008 11:24:19 AM

ha, i was coming out of sushi blues a couple of years ago and a guy came up and asked for money for food. i handed him my leftover sushi. he seemed pleased.

6/8/2008 12:02:04 PM

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"the price of 40's has remained relatively stable."

6/8/2008 12:08:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwP2vV6Wm1Y

plz2embed

6/8/2008 1:04:47 PM

6/8/2008 1:07:04 PM

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"dont give them shit ever, it's simple. I HATE BEGGERS and are the biggest waste, just let them go."

6/8/2008 1:56:13 PM

I wonder if this is the same guy that was on Hillsborough back when I lived on campus in 04. We went to pick up a pizza from Papa John's and this bald black dude comes running up to the car. Well, when a stranger (regardless of race) comes running up to my car after dark, I'm gonna roll up the window until I find out what they want. So, I rolled up my window and the guy stops in his tracks and goes the other direction mumbling something about how everybody is scared of black people.

6/8/2008 2:19:55 PM

^^^waste of a suitcase...what was that guy doing?

[Edited on June 8, 2008 at 2:27 PM. Reason : ^]

6/8/2008 2:27:00 PM

^ HE WAS GOING HOME! CLEAR A PATH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!1

6/9/2008 12:42:32 AM

i've heard this story b4

cept i was on hillsborough st

he likes to mix it up,
when i was a freshman dat nigga be like yo, my son is hear for classes but i can't get back to virginia or some shit, i came down here to visit myson blah blah

watch that shit dont give him any DRANK

6/9/2008 12:44:29 AM

guy: are you afraids of black peoples?
me: No, as a matter of fact I was just about to ask you for some spare change...

guy walks away every time

6/9/2008 1:35:14 AM

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"i before u except after q "

6/9/2008 1:48:19 AM

BREAKING NEWS: There was some shady business going down out in the food lion parking lot on western just a little while ago

6/9/2008 1:53:01 AM

you had the opportunity for a TWW investigative report and you passed?


get the fuck out of here.

6/9/2008 1:53:49 AM

what were YOU doing there? TATERS

6/9/2008 1:55:00 AM

I, myself, was at cookout viewing the incident from afar. I had my not-so-clear glasses on so I couldn't see exactly what was going down.

One car was parked there for quite some time, as other cars would pull up, sit for a minute, and then leave. That was all that I needed to see and as close as I needed to see it

6/9/2008 1:56:30 AM

SHADY STUFF NEAR COOKOUT

ROACHES FOUND IN APARTMENT

6/9/2008 2:30:37 AM

RAPIST IN LAKE PARK

6/9/2008 2:31:43 AM

is the pushup guy the same guy that sits on the little brick wall?? Me and two of my friends were pullin out of there about 2 weeks ago and this black guy with his shirt off was like, supermodel posing on that brick wall. Funniest shit we had seen in a while

6/9/2008 2:31:51 AM

if he has dreads and claims hes satan, and/or you see him exercising ie pushups then yes

6/9/2008 2:32:45 AM

^^ and ^ His name is Joseph--and he's batshit crazy.

6/9/2008 2:39:38 AM

AKA Streetfighter

6/9/2008 3:05:42 AM

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"if he has dreads and claims hes satan, and/or you see him exercising ie pushups then yes"

This is a different guy . The original post is about a guy that looks like grimace. A bald, fat,black guy that asks for money to buy transmission fluid and prefaces it by asking if you are scared of black people.

6/9/2008 10:14:21 AM

it was funny enough to read once

6/9/2008 10:34:24 AM

i, for whatever reason, drove to the kroger off MLK...it's a nice store, but i was in the flour/sugar/oil aisle, and this black woman with no boobs, no bra, and a see-through white t-shirt came up to my gf and i and proceeded to tell us how someone had stolen her vegetable oil...she had bought the "big" jug for her fish, and she was a few cents short to buy more and that she couldn't eat her fish without it

i told her it was horrible what the world was coming to, when people would steal vegetable oil...i asked her if she was a democrat or a republican, and then proceeded to remind her that it's the fault of the republicans that the price of oil is so high

6/9/2008 10:38:43 AM

some guy downtown asked me for some money to buy some food, I had a can of corn in my truck and told him he could have that, he said "man what the fuck am I gonna do with a can of corn", I said he could distill it into whiskey, he told me to fuck myself.....which I did a little later on but that is beside the point...

6/9/2008 12:26:35 PM

^ LMFAO

6/9/2008 12:29:43 PM

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"Dunkin Dognuts"

the food at that place is DISGUSTING

6/9/2008 12:55:14 PM

anything called dunkin dognuts would BE disgusting by definition, i think

6/9/2008 12:59:18 PM

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"Him: "You ain't scared of black people is you?" me: "Please don't hurt me, my brother!""

I saw this guy about 2 years ago. Glad to hear he is still alive.

Scared enough not to carry cash, good luck sir!

6/9/2008 1:32:48 PM