it doesnt take much to set you assholes off does it?

5/14/2008 10:35:38 PM

Quote :

"FAILED THIRD INSPECTION"

5/14/2008 10:35:54 PM

Quote :

"FAILED THIRD INSPECTION"

5/14/2008 10:36:23 PM

yeah come to think of it...jessie jepp was prolly only like .25 shorter than me if at all

5/14/2008 10:41:52 PM

if i'm not back by like 9:15 then i got struck by lightning or something

6/1/2008 8:50:05 PM

couldnt find my wallet and foodlion was packed...talked with the hottest neighbor though

6/1/2008 9:24:16 PM

ok if i'm not back by like 11:30 call the police

6/11/2008 10:34:41 PM

Quote :

"I'm like 5'11.75" is what the doctor said. I refuse to believe I'm going to be 6' because then I'll be a giant."

exactly what my giant friend used to say

6/11/2008 10:48:47 PM

Quote :

"refuse to believe I'm going to be 6' because then I'll be a giant."

WATCH YOUR MOUF.

6/11/2008 11:20:48 PM

6/11/2008 11:22:36 PM

ok if i'm not back by 10:30 my stomach ate itself

6/19/2008 10:00:14 PM

i'm dead if i'm not back by 10:28

7/1/2008 9:50:55 PM

time

7/1/2008 10:15:29 PM

Why would anyone not carry at least a knife when they're alone or in Raleigh in general?

7/1/2008 10:31:09 PM

because not everyone is a redneck?

7/1/2008 10:32:01 PM

lol i'm one of those people that goes with the 99.99999999% chance thing every time



but just in case i'm the .00000001 then tww knows

7/1/2008 10:32:28 PM

i don't even own A knife

7/1/2008 10:33:47 PM

Woo hoo! I was wondering when my other troll would find me!

You don't have to be a redneck to carry a knife. And you can even carry an knife and no one even know unless you want them to!! IMAGINE THAT!

^ I have a couple, and some pretty awesome ones.

[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 10:36 PM. Reason : ]

7/1/2008 10:34:04 PM

i use to carry one for like 3 years....like 7 days a week...came in handy sometimes

7/1/2008 10:34:19 PM

3:20 tops

7/3/2008 2:55:51 AM

Quote :

"Yomi Ojo runs a 4.6 sitin on the bench"

Umm....ok! Poor Yojo!

[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 3:03 AM. Reason : Miss himmmm.]

7/3/2008 3:03:12 AM

I can run faster than the speed of light, but I was warned by "them" not to, b/c then that would mess up a lot of important shit, and it didn't sound to good to be messin with that, so I don't run as fast now.

7/3/2008 6:07:54 AM

ok just in case this goes horribly wrong...i'm about to try to bench my weight

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 7:07 PM. Reason : i'm safe]

7/10/2008 7:04:14 PM

Will DNL decapitate himself doing something dangerous?

Find out next time on Wolf Web Stories!

7/10/2008 7:20:25 PM

bout 11:50 or so...

7/18/2008 11:12:58 PM

safe

7/18/2008 11:50:31 PM

5:30

7/27/2008 5:06:50 AM

gonna say about midnight...cant really be sure...dont call da police though

8/19/2008 10:02:57 PM

i shall post here then

8/19/2008 10:08:38 PM

dnl threads never fail to deliver.

8/19/2008 10:32:58 PM

You need a knife, Josh.

8/19/2008 10:36:29 PM

not really

8/20/2008 12:51:51 AM

hmmmmm i'm gonna guess like 2:08 or so

8/30/2008 1:34:16 AM

You didn't die did you, dnl?

8/30/2008 1:35:18 AM

broads ftw...dont have to walk...

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 1:43 AM. Reason : .]

8/30/2008 1:37:35 AM

8/30/2008 1:47:51 AM

stupid bitch bought me the wrong kind and i had to end up walking

8/30/2008 3:12:14 AM

somebody better get on this shit, stat. He's been MIA for a week now.

9/15/2008 10:15:34 PM

why would we bother? it's so nice

9/15/2008 10:17:12 PM

yes... without him and RD... i actually enjoy reading tww now.

9/15/2008 10:17:50 PM

shut the fuck up

9/15/2008 10:18:51 PM

might wanna edit that, favio

9/15/2008 10:21:10 PM

ok i'm gonna go with like 2:50 or so...

10/5/2008 2:13:52 AM

ok brohams....this is the coldest thing i've had to do since i lost my car almost i think...cause i quit last dec 20-feb 28 and by then it was warm again

10/29/2008 2:19:35 AM

Has this just become the default thread for monitoring dnl's vital signs?

10/29/2008 2:22:43 AM

if his posting on TWW is considered a vital sign, and I suppose it could be, then yes ;-p

10/29/2008 2:24:35 AM

you said you quit...obviously you just paused and didnt truly quit.

10/29/2008 2:29:58 AM

I'm Batman.

10/29/2008 2:35:30 AM

you need a rape whistle

10/29/2008 2:40:03 AM

I'm Batman.

10/29/2008 2:40:34 AM