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"broadmates"

5/20/2008 2:08:28 PM

Yeah, this was me everybody. I admit I rolled the dice on sending her this email, but alas, I am a highroller.

5/20/2008 2:34:21 PM

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"Also there are tons of errors in the code. I mean if you are going to go NERD, go all out"

5/20/2008 3:10:00 PM

haha this is awesome

5/20/2008 3:15:46 PM

I'd really hate to be the type of person to point out "errors in code" in this situation

5/20/2008 3:21:53 PM

Well I'm writing code right now so I was in that mindset.

Don't be hatin'

5/20/2008 3:28:24 PM

yea, i noticed the errors too

5/20/2008 3:37:40 PM

i would chain you up so you couldnt leave and then i'd make u fall in love w/ me...works all the time

5/20/2008 3:43:21 PM

drunknloaded:

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"i hope i never have to use those online sites to get a date...i swear to god if i have to i might as well get a vasectomy"

isn't hitting on girls on TWW using an online site to get a date?

5/20/2008 3:45:18 PM

not if theres only like 3 fuckable girls on tww


plus "hitting on girls" is kinda subjective

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 3:46 PM. Reason : .]

5/20/2008 3:45:47 PM

I'll never forget the time a friend of mine tried to hit on rjrgrl and she was just having no part of it.

5/20/2008 3:46:45 PM

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"t hitting on girls on TWW using an online site to get a date?"

it also helps if you don't have downs.

5/20/2008 3:49:39 PM

it also helps if you dont have aliases on tww

5/20/2008 3:52:15 PM

so does this mean it's time to start hittin on rogergirl?



ahah

5/20/2008 4:00:10 PM

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"i would chain you up so you couldnt leave and then i'd make u fall in love w/ me...works all the time"

Hey it worked in Saving Silverman

5/20/2008 4:08:48 PM

Are you a complex person?

Cuz that ass is unreal.

5/20/2008 4:42:35 PM

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"it also helps if you dont have aliases on tww"

i wasn't aware you had more than 1.

5/20/2008 4:47:33 PM

it also helps if your are not suspended on tww...if you are suspended you cant mack on wolfweb girls

5/20/2008 4:53:38 PM

you should try 'macking' on 'broads' IRL instead of behind a computer screen. I'm sure you will find one that will look past your downs.

5/20/2008 4:54:57 PM

11/10 thread would read again

OH LAWD

5/20/2008 4:55:20 PM

^^you should try trolling on the intarweb...oh wait

5/20/2008 4:55:51 PM

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"its psycho enough that it deserved its own thread"

ahahahah, that shit is fucking insane.. like chop your ass up and put you in the freezer beside the hamburger meat insane

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when do i get my date.. i mean, i can't be worse than that guy

5/20/2008 5:00:25 PM

bizarre

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"Unless you're actually seriously dating someone else right now and not telling me (totally possible for all I know)"

5/20/2008 5:51:08 PM

^^i'll let you know if things end up going badly with the guy i went out with last night, but thus far they are looking good

^yea i was like, wtf???

5/20/2008 5:57:03 PM

yo rjr when you are like 40 and single hit me up i bet you will still be very fuckable

5/20/2008 5:58:12 PM

we can go out as long as it's before Friday, then I'm OUT

5/20/2008 5:59:58 PM

^^

^lol. i think i'm busy through at least next monday

5/20/2008 6:11:46 PM

^will you see me again?


i'm available...uh....NOW

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 6:49 PM. Reason : .]

5/20/2008 6:48:45 PM

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"that is not at all cute. It would have been cute if he had left out all the overt sexual references. Also it reeks of suspicion and social awkwardness. Didn't thank him for the drinks, who fucking cares? And the part about "are you dating anyone else" is a big warning sign, also WHO CARES. God I feel bad for this guy. There is no way this is sweet or cute for a first date or a 30th date."

agreed....


could have and should have been made shorter and 'sweeter' (read less perverted)

the terms 'geek', 'dork', 'nerd', 'dweeb' or even desperate can't fully encompass what this is...

so i propose calling shit like this "dored-tarded"

or just plain stupid with the negative aspects of all the above (with a nice helping of creepy mixed in)

5/20/2008 8:06:37 PM

Jess...this is too hilarious. I can't believe a guy that had met you thought this wouldn't creep you out.

5/20/2008 8:48:19 PM

maybe it's one crazy joke from him just to see what she'll do

nvm, there's no way..he put entirely too much effort into it

5/20/2008 8:51:05 PM

agreed...that much effort smells of desperation and not "hey I was just joking"

5/20/2008 11:56:29 PM

GET SOME POINTERS FROM THIS GUY

5/21/2008 12:54:57 AM

^x4 lol, yea, obviously he wasnt paying that much attention

5/21/2008 8:55:20 AM

just fuck some dude with money, trick him into buying you a sybian with a lifetime warranty and then split duhh

5/21/2008 9:03:19 AM

WTF!!! HAHAHAHAHA....that is fucking classic Jess!!

5/21/2008 9:06:45 AM

You sure know how to pick em'

5/21/2008 9:31:59 AM

jesus....you would think you gave this guy a reach-around, happy ending and a rim job. but all you did was just meet for a first date and i assume you didnt kiss the guy.

he reacted this way?
lol

this is some "Swingers" shit

5/21/2008 9:36:35 AM

haha parts of that program are actually pretty funny, but wow

5/21/2008 9:47:37 AM

Does this happen to be from a guy that you picked up off of Craigslist?

Cause I remember you talking bout putting an ad on there.

and this would make since if so

5/21/2008 9:50:22 AM

i'm amused

5/21/2008 10:52:12 AM

no gunzz, i didn't touch him at all (or let him touch me)

and no, not off of CL, off of match

5/21/2008 2:41:35 PM

i know you said he didnt like the fact that you didnt want to see him again. the question is...was his last email any where near the level of funny as the one you posted?

if so, will you post it. i could use another laugh.

5/21/2008 2:55:16 PM

k, i'm not formatting this cause that would take too much time, but heres the gmail chat once i started responding

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"10:33 PM David: how's the sanding? how's the sanding? 10:36 PM i can bring a power-sander!!! 43 minutes 11:19 PM me: ok, im not gonna lie to you, this email.... mn, there isnt an appropriate smiley for my response suffice it to say, while its kinda cute that you wrote it in a programming language (even if its one that I hate), what I've read of it so far ... well it fucking worries me 11:20 PM David: haha ok sorry me: no, like really David: yeah i just fired it off... maybe too much well i guess that settles that sorry 11:21 PM me: yea you could say that (about the "maybe too much") David: it wasn't meant to be so literal, but i obviously missed the mark 11:22 PM me: oh im not saying im taking it all literally David: so sorry if i offended you me: truthfully, i havent even gotten past the first screen, and im not even sure if i should continue to read... 11:23 PM David: i just through it together... i was bored... it was dumb threw* 11:24 PM me: im a little offended (i mean, quite frankly at this point in time, its a bit presumptuous to be telling me how well endowed you are) but mostly, it makes me wonder what made you think some of this content was a good idea.... David: well you asked me if i was a virgin last night me: no i didnt David: that was quite unexpected me: i said i tried to put that on my profile 11:25 PM David: and then you asked me if i was well i dont know you well enough to be arguing with you sorry for offending you 11:26 PM you seem really angry me: no im not im just, well shocked mostly David: was it just me that set you off? 11:27 PM yeah, probably a little innapropriate... but now i know what shocks you well i appologize again... 11:29 PM is it something you can overlook? you don't have a full understanding of my sense of humor... im typically not crude, rude, jealous... i can see how it maybe came off that way 11:31 PM i want to take you out again, but it sounds like you've got a lot lined up and you're still learning what's out there but i could buy you dinner tomorrow night 11:33 PM im not an immature, just in it for sex, jealous, white trash guy me: yea... i mean, im not gonna lie, the email was... wow yea so, anyways, i mean i got this impression before last night and a little last night and now definatley after that email - you're just a little over zealous for me David: it this was enough to turn you off then that's great we figured it out me: yea 11:34 PM David: well... last night was the first date ive been on in about 2 years... so yeah... maybe i lost some tact over that period 11:35 PM well so i guess it's settled now... bummer 11:36 PM me: i mean, you're a nice guy but, just, over zealous, i think is the best way to describe it and im sure there aer girls that works for but it kind of scares me David: haha 11:37 PM well, i'd say excited... and bored... and i miss being close to a nice girl im not over zealous... maybe just a little tactless and a little too exced 11:38 PM well for the next girl i'll turn it down a notch sorry i fucked it up with you me: yea, its a bit overwhelming 11:39 PM David: you just have more dating experience than me... over the last few years me: yea David: like, how? im not going to stalk you me: like David: ill never talk to you again after tonight me: ok, i dont mean this meanly but this is the best way i know how to describe it 11:40 PM David: go for it... i wont get mad me: nah, nevermind David: say it! 11:41 PM please be nice me: over-eager puppy, is the phrase that comes to mind 11:42 PM David: well... yeah... i was almost crippled... havent had sex in 2 years... just getting back in shape so sorry and thanks for the sympathy but seriously... it's good to know that's how I came off 11:43 PM ill man up and get back in the groove i was never rejected before this whole knee... 3 months stuck in bed thing never had dating issues so this is a first 11:44 PM me: sorry 11:45 PM David: i guess im just feeling so much better now and it's like i have my life back again so i want to jump right in... but to the outside it comes off a little desparate/over-eager 11:46 PM me: just... tone it down some, best advice i can offer David: so honestly, how many other guys are you talking to now? gotcha i will me: potential dates? 2 or 3 actually been discussed and planned? none yet 11:48 PM David: well are you patient enough to go out with me again... we can just have another drink at goldies tomorrow night 11:49 PM me: no, i dont think so but i wish you the best of luck David: you wont have to be patient for long"

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 3:09 PM. Reason : font color]

5/21/2008 3:03:19 PM

hahahahahhahahahahah

5/21/2008 3:06:35 PM

*popcorn*

5/21/2008 3:08:10 PM

you should send him a link to this thread
hahah!

5/21/2008 3:16:42 PM

he'd prolly sign up and try to pwnt us with his java/html skills

5/21/2008 3:17:28 PM

shit, i dont want that kid to know any more about me than he already does

5/21/2008 3:20:04 PM

ACT II - The Wolf Web Awakening.

5/21/2008 3:21:23 PM