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5/20/2008 10:26:49 PM

Quote :

"ask your gf a718"

Burn.

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 10:27 PM. Reason : Burn.]

5/20/2008 10:27:01 PM

^^wrong hole!

5/20/2008 10:27:05 PM

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"So are you dating?"

Kinda sorta -he and I have talked about it and think I should be. I don't know yet though. Although Slacko thinks I'm a slut. ?topic=526347&page=3

5/20/2008 10:28:34 PM

Cool deal.

5/20/2008 10:31:14 PM

I can't reach my own g-spot. I need longer fingers.

5/20/2008 11:40:07 PM

*taking pictures of long fingers*

5/20/2008 11:41:49 PM

i am very confident i can help you out with this matter. PM me!

5/21/2008 12:11:28 AM

^ Haha self-pwn. You've never seen pictures of this chick or heard her stories. Let me find you some good ones.

Here "she" is



[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 6:37 AM. Reason : asdf]

5/21/2008 6:33:28 AM

You do realize your stalker ass just posted a 4-year-old photo.

5/21/2008 8:29:25 AM

Quote :

"Although Slacko thinks I'm a slut."

Hahah. Well, I have no idea about you, but it sounded like you had a serious RL from that email, and you were all hot and bothered by some 45 year old dude, so yeah. Also, 60? christ, am I psychic?

annnnyways. go to a sex store and get one of those vibrators that are curved on the end. ive heard those work pretty well for hitting the gspot.

5/21/2008 8:54:34 AM

Quote :

"please stop talking about yourself sexually some mental images cannot be erased"

5/21/2008 9:15:03 AM

i don't think i have one of these

5/21/2008 10:08:03 AM

i have one, its called my penis.

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 10:10 AM. Reason : but after this thread, who knows]

5/21/2008 10:09:56 AM

^thats your enlarged clitoris

5/21/2008 1:39:20 PM

^Today's thread winnar.

5/21/2008 1:50:09 PM

chicks with big clits are a turn-off.

5/21/2008 2:28:11 PM

you're probably stressed or not relaxed enough.

5/21/2008 5:34:20 PM

^ That's what I was gonna say.

5/21/2008 5:40:23 PM

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5/21/2008 5:45:27 PM

what's the point of the light

5/21/2008 6:26:30 PM

to guide it, yes it will

5/21/2008 6:28:48 PM

nerd alert

5/21/2008 6:29:35 PM

BACK THE FUCK OFF

5/21/2008 6:30:35 PM

^^^^^those frighten me

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 9:13 PM. Reason : but those do too ]

5/21/2008 9:13:28 PM

vibrators or penis scare you?

5/21/2008 10:17:35 PM

good gawd...self pwn for sure

5/21/2008 10:56:18 PM

Quote :

"softly glows with the violet hue of the Northern Lights"

that's not exactly the kind of lighting I'd first think of when designing a sex toy, but I bet it is pretty

5/21/2008 11:27:58 PM

I wanna make a bar/water park for single women and call it "The G-Spot".

5/21/2008 11:29:39 PM

^Thugs will invade.

5/21/2008 11:51:02 PM

Quote :

"that's not exactly the kind of lighting I'd first think of when designing a sex toy, but I bet it is pretty"

ladies like pretty things

5/22/2008 12:33:10 AM