poop-lube

3/15/2015 6:27:02 PM

Seriously. How do their advertisements even look appetizing? I feel like Hardee's exclusively markets to blue collar men who have no concept of remotely healthy diets. In fact, I'd be curious to know how many people who eat at Hardee's more than 3 times per month also smoke cigarettes.

3/15/2015 7:57:24 PM

Well yeah...they clearly aren't pretending to be healthy or anything close to it. They're all about big, messy, greasy burgers.

3/15/2015 9:25:16 PM

this reminds me of the hugely popular fast food chain from Parks and Rec

3/16/2015 5:22:25 PM

The best burgers I have had around here lately have been at Burger-Fi.

3/16/2015 6:20:56 PM

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" I feel like Hardee's exclusively markets to blue collar men who have no concept of remotely healthy diets"

it's fast food. it's not especially healthy.

3/16/2015 6:56:08 PM

I've never gotten the shits from Hardees. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that anyone who has, has a weak GIT*.

*getting the shits after eating fast food when you're hungover being the exception, though that has nothing to do with the food and everything to do with the booze.

3/17/2015 9:35:39 AM

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"this reminds me of the hugely popular fast food chain from Parks and Rec"

Paunch Burger

3/17/2015 9:49:16 AM

I think it depends, there's a lot of shit in fast food and for someone who doesn't partake often I find that it fucks with my stomach more often than not when I do splurge.

3/17/2015 9:49:51 AM

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"Seriously. How do their advertisements even look appetizing?"

Seriously?? They make their burgers/breakfast sandwiches look delicious and they put stupidly hot women in their ads. That's about as appetizing as you can get for a male.

They probably do cater towards the blue-collar guy who doesn't care about health. But they also cater to the healthy guy who rarely eats fast food (like me). If I'm going to break from my healthy eating, I'd much rather do it with that bad-ass looking burger in the hardees ad than a burger from Wendy's that looks like its patties were made in a square press.

3/17/2015 10:26:21 AM

^well put. Seriously, the Thick burger and ensuing ad campaign with hot women saved this fast food chain IMO.

3/17/2015 3:25:53 PM

Their fish sandwich is disappointing

3/20/2015 2:59:51 PM

Hardees has some of the best burger ingredients but they have some of the worst run locations.

Every hardees i go to is dirty, the people are gross, the drink machines are broken, and sometimes the buns are stale. Their prep is very inconsistent too.

3/20/2015 3:03:38 PM

Agreed. When I went for lunch today I skipped the drive thru, as there were already 4 cars there. Boy what a mistake that was, lol. Took a good 10 minutes inside

3/20/2015 3:33:54 PM

I had a date w/ destiny in the parking lot of Hardee's once.

3/20/2015 3:39:39 PM