He raped that girl in Colorado and blamed it on Kobe.

/dated reference

6/9/2008 4:44:46 PM

He wrote Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

6/9/2008 5:28:48 PM

he caused the first inning of game three with UGA

6/9/2008 5:30:45 PM

he told big brown to throw the race

6/9/2008 5:33:21 PM

he caused the huge tsunami

6/9/2008 5:33:33 PM

He caused the writer's strike.

6/9/2008 5:39:51 PM

2 words: Hurricane Katrina

6/9/2008 5:40:01 PM

he put period blood in my cherry kool aid

6/9/2008 5:40:59 PM

He masturbates just because he hates kittens

6/9/2008 5:42:40 PM

he is anita flick's personal photographer

6/9/2008 5:43:52 PM

He wanted to cut Philip Rivers

6/9/2008 5:44:44 PM

This thread delivers like no other.

He thinks Michael Jordan is the best ACC basketball player of all time.

6/9/2008 5:47:52 PM

He thinks they should drop the charges against Ty Lawson

6/9/2008 5:53:33 PM

he let the dogs out

6/9/2008 6:01:25 PM

he fucked up my air conditioner, leaving me sweating all day waiting on the HVAC guy to get here

6/9/2008 6:05:35 PM

he shot j.r.

6/9/2008 6:06:15 PM

He came up with the new TWC guide.

6/9/2008 6:06:18 PM

he organized the nkotb reunion

6/9/2008 6:08:44 PM

he officiated the Celtics Lakers game last night

6/9/2008 6:09:12 PM

he rigged the 2000 presidential election

6/9/2008 6:11:21 PM

he made me do 100 hours of community service

no, seriously

6/9/2008 6:14:46 PM

he made me do 30 hours over a fucking open container when I was 21. Did you have to write the essay too?

6/9/2008 6:16:05 PM

He created Scientology.

6/9/2008 8:07:34 PM

he ate a baby

6/9/2008 8:09:33 PM

He denied Ilian Evtimov his 7th year of eligibility.

6/9/2008 8:11:27 PM

he arrested the dell dude

6/9/2008 8:13:19 PM

His name comes from, "Le Pauleaux Cousine", which is French for, "The Giant Douchebag".

6/9/2008 8:16:01 PM

He hates it when tags get inserted at the cursor.

6/10/2008 9:03:12 AM

he failed to assassinate hitler

6/10/2008 11:23:35 AM

He gave John Belushi the fatal speed ball.

6/10/2008 11:31:35 AM

he was responsible for waco

6/10/2008 11:37:47 AM

he photoshopped the flick pictures

6/10/2008 11:38:56 AM

He plays ball like a girl.

6/10/2008 11:39:58 AM

He thinks real beauty is on the inside.

6/10/2008 11:41:36 AM

he conquered native americans

6/10/2008 12:17:44 PM

He was responsible for the lost colony's lostness.

6/10/2008 12:48:49 PM

he tells your balls when to drop

6/10/2008 1:00:45 PM

He is the only thing that is standing in the way of a college football playoff.

6/10/2008 1:23:29 PM

He took back Elian Gonzalez for being an illegal.

6/10/2008 1:27:21 PM

He was the Founder of the Trench Coat Mafia

6/10/2008 1:28:00 PM

He told MTV to stop playing music videos.

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 1:36 PM. Reason : V-I almost went with reality tv]

6/10/2008 1:33:55 PM

He created reality TV and Lifetime

6/10/2008 1:35:24 PM

He green lighted Schindler's List just so he could make Schindler's Fist.

6/10/2008 1:36:24 PM

He hit Julius Hodge in the nuts.

6/10/2008 1:48:14 PM

he was the mastermind behind 9/11?

6/10/2008 1:49:36 PM

He hired the guy who brought sexy back, then gave him community service.

6/10/2008 1:55:45 PM

he is the goatse guy

6/10/2008 2:36:17 PM

He is the reason Duke Nukem Forever will never come out.

6/10/2008 2:44:31 PM

He is the reason Chinese Democracy will never release.

6/10/2008 2:46:24 PM

He set 'em up.

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 2:47 PM. Reason : .]

6/10/2008 2:46:41 PM