2 pages of total and absolute bull honky

6/16/2008 4:08:00 PM

all we really want is a good looking girl, knows politics and sports, gives awesome head, and drives European cars, and works out regularly. that's it. thats the type of chick I need.

6/16/2008 4:08:33 PM

so what you're saying is you want a gay dude

6/16/2008 4:09:31 PM

^ LOL

on point

6/16/2008 4:12:29 PM

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"A younger chick is going to put up with more crap just to hang in."

Why would you want to give someone you love "crap" in the first place?

6/16/2008 4:34:09 PM

what's love got to do with it?

6/16/2008 4:35:19 PM

yeah...even in my rant i didn't even really talk about love...

hell...sometimes just getting along pretty well is enough

6/16/2008 4:37:30 PM

maybe for you, but i don't like the idea of settling

6/16/2008 4:39:44 PM

what's love but a second-hand emotion?

6/16/2008 4:40:08 PM

i just want a nice woman. not too young not too old.

6/16/2008 4:43:36 PM

^^^i'm 29 and desperate to get married and have babies....


i'll take anything i can get at this point

6/16/2008 4:44:39 PM

^ you're a liar

6/16/2008 4:45:05 PM

you're right!

6/16/2008 4:45:45 PM

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"i'm 29 and desperate to get married and have babies.... "

is this really how it gets. i've found 27-32 year old women turn out to be the craziest b!tches.

6/16/2008 4:45:56 PM

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"i'm 29 and desperate to get married and have babies.... i'll take anything i can get at this point "

Best pickup line ever?

6/16/2008 4:46:32 PM

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"and that'll also eliminate the skallywags that i've been hovering around with, like all these elementary school teachers that are all grade-a bananas"

Teachers are only slightly less crazy than cocktail waitresses. I'd put nurses at a distant 3rd.

6/16/2008 4:46:39 PM

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"is this really how it gets. i've found 27-32 year old women turn out to be the craziest b!tches."

actually yeah...for the most part that's probably true....

a lot of single older chicks i know are fucking nuts and constantly seeking a husband because they've never had one or need some sort of validation for the demise of their first marriage...or failed relationship after failed relationship


i'm single because i wasn't ready to get married and have kids at 24....and i had a lot of shit i wanted to do first...i don't really have any "failed" relationships...i just have a couple of relationships that were more or less "incomplete"...

i'm definitely not trolling for a husband....but i'm not opposed to finding somebody...if i desperately wanted a man i could make about 3 calls and have one of some description...but what the hell fun is that...i need a little adventure and a challenge....i don't need "you'll do"

basically i mean "i've got to want to at least have sex with you"

but if i was "husband hunting" i wouldn't have been fucking 21 year olds for the past 4 years haha

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 4:59 PM. Reason : asdfasd]

6/16/2008 4:54:37 PM

you'll take what you can get and you'll like it

6/16/2008 4:55:48 PM

well i'll certainly take (and like) whatever you're gonna give me

6/16/2008 4:56:46 PM

yes she will

6/16/2008 4:57:26 PM

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"i'm single because i wasn't ready to get married and have kids at 24....and i had a lot of shit i wanted to do first...i don't really have any "failed" relationships...i just have a couple of relationships that were more or less "incomplete"... i'm definitely not trolling for a husband....but i'm not opposed to finding somebody...if i desperately wanted a man i could make about 3 calls and have one of some description...but what the hell fun is that...i need a little adventure and a challenge....i don't need "you'll do" "

this sounds sort of questionable.

6/16/2008 5:08:01 PM

pics!

6/16/2008 5:08:36 PM

^^i'm a pretty questionable chick

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 6:00 PM. Reason : but that doesn't mean it isn't true]

6/16/2008 5:57:10 PM

maybe I'll move from dating the 21-23 women to women a lil bit older.

it would be nice to have one that has the crazy dialed down some and actually knows what she wants without playing BS games.

6/16/2008 5:59:06 PM

good luck with that

6/16/2008 6:01:10 PM

my gf is 28 and I'm happy with that

she is also less crazy than me (thus far) and can reel me in when I get outta hand, which is another good point

I think she's pretty, has a nice rack, nice tan, she has a nice house, a really nice beach house, and also wore a shirt with a pirate on it the first night I spent with her... she wins

the only issue is well, her brother is a best friend of mine and my other "job" is working with her dad and her brother

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 6:04 PM. Reason : !]

6/16/2008 6:03:49 PM

yo do you think the other colter will be online soon?

6/16/2008 6:04:28 PM

we'll see what happens when I move to raleigh next month.

6/16/2008 6:06:49 PM

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"crazy dialed down some and actually knows what she wants without playing BS games. "

Yeah, you gotta wait till they get the crazy worked out of their systems

6/16/2008 6:15:25 PM

it is never totally out.

6/16/2008 6:16:42 PM

getting tossed about in the crazy storm fucking sucks

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 6:21 PM. Reason : ,]

6/16/2008 6:18:56 PM

yeah I know the crazy never goes away, but the theory is that the crazy gets dialed down a lil bit.

6/16/2008 6:21:32 PM

all of them are crazy, just gotta try and find one thats "fun" crazy or less crazy than yourself

6/16/2008 6:28:14 PM

it can strike from out of thin air

6/16/2008 6:48:18 PM

the key is the find one that recognizes when she's being crazy and rectifies it immediately

6/16/2008 6:49:27 PM

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"the crazy gets dialed down a lil bit"

I like to think it does in most cases

It's definitely gone down for me over time

6/16/2008 6:50:35 PM

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"all of them are crazy, just gotta try and find one thats "fun" crazy or less crazy than yourself"

sage advice there.

when they're all crazy, you pick your kind of crazy, saddle up, and hang on.

6/16/2008 6:52:42 PM

i know some 30 year old chicks that will suck the sweat off your balls though. can't say alot of 20 year old chicks are thristy for your ball sweat. pros/cons i guess.

6/16/2008 11:53:10 PM

i just gotta pop in here and add fucking cosmetologists to the top of this batshit crazy list

with bartenders and wait staff running a close second

ahead of elementary school teachers and nurses

i know im not the most sane guy, but i love me some crazy ass wimenz

6/17/2008 12:35:48 AM

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"i just gotta pop in here and add fucking cosmetologists to the top of this batshit crazy list"

them's some crazy bitches.

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 1:08 AM. Reason : did a majority of them attend meredith? ]

6/17/2008 1:08:19 AM

also, h00kers named Jennifer!

nothx

6/17/2008 1:18:41 AM

the thing is, I used to have like a "crazy radar" and used to date only the craziest chicks. thing is, that was pretty fun, but the aftermath wasn't worth it. so now I wanna find a crazy that's easier to deal with.

6/17/2008 10:08:55 AM

Sounds like LivinProof will give up the pus properly. Why haven't any of you guys tried wifing her? She seems solid.

I love you LP78.

6/21/2008 11:08:21 AM

where the fuck are the pictures?

6/21/2008 12:33:17 PM

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"you pick your kind of crazy, saddle up, and hang on."

amen to that

6/21/2008 1:19:33 PM

LMNtry school teachers are apeshit fuck-crazy murder-bots

6/21/2008 1:24:51 PM

b t t t

6/21/2008 6:45:04 PM

5^

6/21/2008 6:48:16 PM

they seem sooo much cuter when they tell you about their lesbian phase in college, or their slut phase in high school.

6/21/2008 7:09:45 PM

for page 2:

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"i didn't feel the pus, but I'm sure it was like spring water"

6/21/2008 7:16:04 PM