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"Lark Voorhies much ballyhooed literary debut is a fearless promenade into dementia; a Gertrude Stein-esque masterstroke of deliberate bathos scribed in the percussionary vocal cadence of vintage Shatner. Unrelenting in tone, True Light: A, superior, take, unto, the, premier, haloing, of, tenuation. Readily, available, True Light, provides, resource, into, time's, motifed, and, vestuved, authenticate, revelation centers on a young Ecuadorian donkey tamer thrust into insufferable Marxist warfare circa 1960s Columbia. And boy oh boy, what a read... Enjoy your Pulitzer, Miss Voorhies. This is quite simply the greatest book ever written, of all time, by a margin so wide that no book penned passed this point could even remotely compare. You want a difficult read? This book makes Ulysses look like a Tyler Perry screenplay. You want commas? You're in luck, because this book has more commas than words. It has so many commas I thought my book was raining. The commas broke my Kindle, which is a relief, because I'll never have to read again until the universe reaches maximum entropy. It's that good. I mean look at the title - there are words there that didn't even exist until Lark summoned them onto print. Genius. You know who else creates words out of thin air? Babies. And what is a baby if not God's opinion that the world should go on. Carl Sandburg said that, and I believe it's the underlying motif of Voorhies chef d'oeuvre. In summation they should have really followed up on that episode where Zack and Lisa started dating."

2/5/2015 2:24:29 PM

Mr. B gained weight and also became a little bit Asian

2/5/2015 2:32:30 PM

^^oh wow, that sounds interesting. I just looked it up on Amazon, and the cover of the book has the following:

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"True Light: A, superior, take, unto, the, premier, haloing, of, tenuation. Readily, available, True Light, provides, resource, into, time's, motifed, and, vestuved, authenticate, revelation."

2/5/2015 2:50:52 PM

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"Zack and Lisa started dating"

Zack and Lisa did date. In fact, there are reports that he bwned all three of them at various points during the show's long run.

There's was probably so much fucking sex on that set that it resulted in Screech going into porn, Jesse shooting Showgirls, kelly taking nude selfies, and....


well actually all of that did happen

2/5/2015 3:11:38 PM

I never would have thought that Lark's book would have been more un-readable than Dustin Diamond's. But I was mistaken.

2/5/2015 3:58:46 PM

In some kind of weird perception thing, all of the actors looked just like they did in Saved By The Bell to me, even though I know they're all like 20 years older, because I guess I've seen all of them grow up over the years. Even Kelly's fine ass is still in that show White Collar

2/5/2015 4:58:19 PM

suspend

[Edited on February 5, 2015 at 4:58 PM. Reason : dbl]

2/5/2015 4:58:19 PM

Whats her face had a very tight body in the stripper movie

2/6/2015 12:23:48 AM