Quote :

"Repair the relationships you already have before pushing ahead for something or someone new"

if i do this they will be!

8/4/2008 10:33:02 AM

repair /= have more sex with


just keep that in mind

8/4/2008 10:34:27 AM

but the only ones id "repair" that's what it means

plus i've kept them from knowing where my new house is, and would like to keep it that way

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 10:35 AM. Reason : im an idiot!]

8/4/2008 10:35:19 AM

but repair could also mean maybe actually "befriending" them or something...haha


relationship /= girl you were sleeping with on the regular until she went nuts

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 10:38 AM. Reason : well...for you it sorta does ]

8/4/2008 10:38:08 AM

ok so relationship means something more than relations

see i'm learning

8/4/2008 10:39:07 AM

baby steps...


you get a gold star for today

8/4/2008 10:39:37 AM

pilgrimshoes

8/4/2008 10:42:59 AM

YAY

8/4/2008 10:52:14 AM

now don't fuck up and make me take it away

8/4/2008 10:53:12 AM

maybe shaving off your sick burns was step: 1 of repairing!

8/4/2008 10:56:37 AM

Quote :

"Aries: Your impulsive actions and words can provoke strong responses that can rattle relationships this week. You may think that you're being playful, yet others may not see it that way. Be gentle if you want to maintain harmony and be conscious of your behavior if you are trying to stir up some harmless excitement."

These are always so funny to me, because Lucky1 and I are both Aries; which are supposedly the most stubborn of all the signs. So if we're both gonna be impulsive and try to play at the wrong times, this must mean that I'm on my period and won't stand for it.

8/4/2008 11:08:27 AM

mine just says the same thing is always does...


"keep your mouth shut or you're going to screw things up"

8/4/2008 11:10:45 AM

are you sure that the Virgo horoscope for this week didn't start this past weekend? because that's just creepy how dead on it is.

8/4/2008 1:01:13 PM

i just post 'em like i get 'em

8/4/2008 1:03:17 PM

i get the feeling that the Moon in jaunty Gemini is warming up my 7th House of Partnership



...if you know what i mean

8/4/2008 1:32:55 PM

Quote :

"Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You may have to spend more time putting out fires in your personal life than creating new romantic opportunities this week. Tying up loose ends from past relationships and cleaning up issues that keep love away is hard work but well worth the effort. Facing the old music allows you to create new love songs."

that was two weeks ago. failhoroscope.

8/4/2008 1:40:26 PM

^ are you on the edge of being a libra or solidly in the middle?

8/4/2008 2:35:46 PM

General Weekly Horoscope for everyone
Get serious during the week to set the stage for play on the weekend. Venus, the love planet, joins no-nonsense Saturn on Wednesday, which can take the air out of romantic balloons. Be straightforward, but kind, to build trust within a relationship. On Saturday, Venus cuddles with generous Jupiter, spurring a spirit of joy and adventure that opens minds and warms hearts.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Try to stay cool as strong feelings can be forced to the surface this weekend. It's easy to overreact and go so far that you push someone away. Avoid power struggles and individuals who tend to be controlling. That's not your idea of fun and can be especially unpleasant if you allow a small incident to get out of hand.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You cross a threshold this week that requires you to take a hard cold look at what you want and need in relationships. Don't be brought down by doubt, but turn it into a call to action. Hope should rise this weekend as you rediscover how to have a good time in the present without worrying too much about the future.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
An uncharacteristically serious attitude early this weekend can leave you feeling isolated or disappointed. It's clear that you need a new place or face to reconnect with the spirit of play that's so close to your heart. Seek a different environment to socialize where you can make a fresh start. It'll do you good to find some stimulation to get your social life back on track.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You might not get the warm and cozy feeling you're looking for this weekend but you could find freedom that is worth even more. Allowing yourself to experiment and let go of your usual relationship rules can be a little risky, yet will be worth the price if you open up and discover a new road to romance.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
The Moon in your 7th House of Partnership can make you especially attractive this weekend. Other people, though, aren't necessarily ready to let you lead. Relaxing and being playful helps overcome your need to be in charge and allows you to have fun without thinking too much about the consequences.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Getting clear about where you are in a current partnership or cleaning up unfinished emotional business from the past are priorities this week. A frank discussion with someone you trust can be challenging, yet it will reveal a truth about you that will make it possible to finally let go of unproductive habits.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You may be surprised to be so open and positive this weekend after moving through the shadows of worry earlier in the week. Don't cancel social plans and hide out because the change in your mood can be dramatic, allowing you to move all the way from doubt and fear to hope, fun and maybe even romance.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You can tell yourself that you know exactly what you want from someone and wind up being very surprised about yourself this weekend. Don't set up rigid rules or expectations that you will stick to at any cost since unexpected emotions and circumstances can be your ticket to having a good time.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You might feel that you are being picked on or under appreciated. Listen to what a trusted person has to say this weekend, but don't accept scolding from anyone. Helpful advice is fine, but unrelenting criticism can be damaging to your self-esteem. Seek the company of a non-judgmental person to get a break.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Yes, you think you know what's right and you're probably correct. But putting yourself in the position of telling someone what to do definitely takes the air out of the balloon of romance this weekend. Lighten up and take what comes your way without measuring it against your highest expectations or your worst fears.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
The Full Moon in your sign this weekend heightens your emotions and could put you in the spotlight. Your imagination may run wild, opening you to love in a way that's inspiring. Yet this can also indicate your attraction to someone who isn't all you think he or she is. Temper your excitement with a tad of common sense.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Verbal Mercury and attractive Venus hook up with stern Saturn in your 7th House of Partnership this week. It's time for a serious discussion about the relationship you seek or the one you are currently in. Keep calm because clarity is essential to help overcome any problems and to express your needs.

8/11/2008 8:53:07 AM

Quote :

"Temper your excitement with a tad of common sense."

best advice ever!!

8/11/2008 8:55:12 AM

so basically as a gemini im going to work too hard early this week and that i need to find a new bar to hang out at

am i getting that right

8/11/2008 8:55:51 AM

it says a different "environment"...

i think that means something other than a bar

8/11/2008 8:56:57 AM

nah it means bar

8/11/2008 8:57:34 AM

nah it means use your other hand

8/11/2008 8:57:52 AM

I am upset that this shit has me pegged. I am not as big a prick as this might suggest though.

8/11/2008 9:20:28 AM

i'm just upset that people are going to be mean to me all weekend

8/11/2008 9:22:05 AM

yous uck!

8/11/2008 9:23:49 AM

you don't count...

i don't expect anything more from you

8/11/2008 9:26:15 AM

well as long as we have an understanding

8/11/2008 9:26:51 AM

yeah...i wouldn't know how to react if you were actually nice to me for a change

8/11/2008 9:27:58 AM

so do you have my monday love update?

8/11/2008 9:28:56 AM

nope...the love updates are weekly and mostly for the weekend...

you'll just have to check your daily update and hope there is something about love in it

8/11/2008 9:32:38 AM

Quote :

"It's time for a serious discussion about the relationship you seek or the one you are currently in. Keep calm because clarity is essential to help overcome any problems and to express your needs."

Dang, not bad.

8/11/2008 9:33:48 AM

if only it were so easy (gemini)

8/11/2008 9:57:02 AM

General Weekly Horoscope for everyone
Passionate Mars entering sociable Libra facilitates harmony in ongoing relationships and makes it easier to start new ones. There's a natural graciousness, willingness to share, and capacity to compromise that's an invitation to open hearts and minds. Being kind is a more direct path to meeting someone than being bold this week.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Your ruling planet Mars entering your 7th House of Partnership this week shows that you are ready to temper your impulsiveness and make compromises. This is ideal for smoothing the rough edges of a current relationship or making you more attractive to someone who can be as kind and accommodating as you.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
The Moon in your sign this weekend puts you in a sensual mood, yet it can also hinder your willingness to adapt to others. Being strong and steady makes you desirable as long as you're not overly rigid in your relationship rules and expectations. Bending just a little now doesn't mean that you're going to break.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Seek out a private corner to talk with someone if you want to make a meaningful connection this weekend. You could be the life of the party, but that's not going to bring you the romance you desire. Privacy is the key to being romantically successful now, so it's best to stay away from the crowds.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
A person you assume to be reliable may not live up to your expectations this weekend. If you're just looking for a little flirtatious fun, then that's not a problem. But if you are seeking to establish a more lasting relationship, bring a dash of skepticism along to make sure that you will not be so easily fooled.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Instead of being flashy, show your reliable and steady side to make some points this weekend. Your natural leadership abilities attract attention when you are really serving others rather than seeking the spotlight. Modesty becomes you now, Leo, so be helpful and you are bound to be highly appreciated.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You may attract someone unusual this weekend or, if you already have a partner, he or she can behave differently than usual. These are signals to change your behavior and expectations, Virgo. Let your hair down, break some rules and romance might suddenly show up in a time, place and form you least expect.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Passionate Mars entering your sign this week puts you on the offensive for a change. Instead of quietly waiting to be noticed, you are ready to charge ahead to go after whatever and whomever you want. Yes, you may be more aggressive than usual, but it's your time to take the lead in your relationship life.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
The Moon in your 7th House of Partnership makes it easier to attract someone this weekend. It's possible that this might not be the most exciting individual in the world, but wouldn't it be nice to have some simple pleasure instead of the usual complications? Relax, receive and enjoy whatever comes your way.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You may have to slow down to have a good time this weekend. Try to appreciate life's small pleasures instead of rockin' and rollin' at high volume. It's especially important not to rush someone or push too hard because all you're likely to get back is resistance and resentment that can kill your chances for fun.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Yum, yum, Cappie, the Moon's in sensual Taurus this weekend in your 5th House of Romance. Delight can be yours if you don't try to control the situation too much. It can be hard to let go and receive, yet someone may be ready to give you what you want if you will only let go and let it happen.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Your taste for the unusual may be satisfied this weekend as alluring Venus opposes your inventive ruling planet Uranus. Plans may change at the last moment, Aqua, but if you're open to surprises you can be delighted with what comes next. Break your habits and it will be easier for romance to find you now.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
A normally reliable friend could shock you by trying to connect you with an unusual individual or taking you to a strange event. Try to keep an open mind, but don't be bullied into doing something against your will. Weird can be fun for you now, but it has to come as a result of your own choice, not someone else's.

8/18/2008 8:35:54 AM

bttt

8/25/2008 10:39:32 AM

Quote :

"Your taste for the unusual may be satisfied this weekend as alluring Venus opposes your inventive ruling planet Uranus. Plans may change at the last moment, Aqua, but if you're open to surprises you can be delighted with what comes next. Break your habits and it will be easier for romance to find you now."

you have noo... idea...

8/25/2008 10:42:00 AM

that was last week's

8/25/2008 10:43:54 AM

yeah i know... which means the weekend it just happened and w/o me reading that... (thus unable to force it into reality) it came true.

8/25/2008 10:58:09 AM

i'm not posting the love ones anymore...

i don't like them...haha

8/25/2008 11:00:32 AM

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/25/2008 11:01:11 AM

8/25/2008 11:04:41 AM

General Weekly Horoscope for everyone
We may move through some grumpy days as normally sweet Venus crosses paths with dissatisfied Pluto on Friday. Yes, fun is still possible, but there's an undercurrent of uncertainty and mistrust that can cast a shadow over relationships. Avoid getting caught in a whirlpool of complaints; becoming obsessive won't help, yet facing fears with faith can work wonders.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Strong emotions can drive you to take risks this weekend. It can feel liberating -- and will get you attention -- to be this bold in the pursuit of romance, yet you might come on too strong. You may be in a hurry, but an indecisive individual will appreciate you more if you can give him or her more time to think.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Be mature about it if you don't get your way this weekend. Your ruling planet Venus meets insatiable Pluto, which can intensify doubts about getting what you want. If you feel fear or excessive desires, don't forget about others. Being generous when you don't think there's enough for you is a magnet for romance.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Your ruling planet Mercury glides into your 5th House of Romance on Thursday to increase your chances for love. Just be your usual charming self and remember to listen almost as much as you talk. This makes you especially inviting and, even if you don't connect, will definitely give you opportunities to try.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You could feel a little wistful this weekend, thinking about romance from the past or dreaming about love that has yet to come. That's fine if you don't want to play, but if you're interested in making a heart connection now, come down from your cloud and open up more emotionally to those who are here.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
The Moon in your sign increases your emotional temperature this weekend. The highs are higher, but the lows could be lower too. If you're in a relationship now, it could become dramatic. Don't push too hard, though, unless you've really had enough and are serious about walking out the door.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
It's all too easy to sit on the sidelines and criticize relationships now. Your sharp mind and tender feelings can make small hurts seem like major wounds. If you're stuck in a loop from the past, push through it and live in the present. Problems can be fixed when you start focusing on finding solutions.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
This is a very complex weekend since you can hit an emotional bottom and then bounce back up. It's fine to fall into a negative place if you're able to move through it. Cleaning up old issues is the key to getting all the benefits of feeling much more desirable as lovable Venus enters your sign on Saturday.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
If there are dark clouds circling around those you know this weekend, you have the emotional depth and maturity to help them break through their negativity. Being helpful to friends, instead of getting lost in your own desires, gives you purpose, brings you peace, and will make you more attractive to others.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You're a traveler, Sagittarius, and the Moon in your 9th House of Voyages this weekend can fly your heart to a happier place. In spite of the doubters nearby, a little trip or cultural activity that takes you outside your neighborhood not only makes you feel much happier, but can lead to a loving connection.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You're so hard working that you don't have a great deal of patience for prima donnas, yet you may find yourself attracted to one this weekend. Whether it's your current partner or a new flame, your tolerance may be tested by a demanding person. Stay calm if you want to avoid conflict and keep this one on track.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
The Moon in your 7th House of Relationships this weekend can bring a flashy person into your life or provoke some drama from your current partner. Your chill personality can be the perfect antidote to these emotional excesses, yet if you play it too cool emotionally, this individual might lose interest in you.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Look, Pisces, if you want to serve someone you love, or are trying to impress, it's OK if you don't accept any abuse. Love is not earned by taking crap or putting up with unrelenting criticism. Be helpful to another, if that's what you want to do, as long as you are treated with the respect that you deserve.

8/25/2008 11:13:51 AM

General Weekly Horoscope for everyone
Romantic illusion can overcome reality this weekend if the desire to push heavy feelings aside leads to careless behavior. There's nothing wrong with passion, of course, as long as it doesn't lock you into a relationship you don't want or lock you out of one you want to keep. Insecurity runs rampant, so be extra sensitive to the people who count the most.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Don't despair if your weekend gets off to a cranky start on Friday. Power struggles will give way to a more open and playful attitude on Saturday. Seeking adventure in unfamiliar places can do wonders for your personal life. Put the past behind you and your heart can open to the thrill of discovery.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You may have to give some ground on Friday to keep peace or get what you want from someone. Yet being more adaptable then can pay off when the Moon enters your 8th House of Intimacy on Saturday. An exciting connection is possible when you relax and can give generously without keeping score.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
The Moon enters your 7th House of Partnership on Saturday to stir up the spunky side of your personality. You don't need a shy person when you're like this, and may attract a very outgoing individual. Still, it's hard to tell playfulness from a deeper interest, but maybe that doesn't matter right now.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Friday night can be super hot with the passionate Scorpio Moon steaming up your 5th House of Romance. Strong feelings leave you without a doubt about where you stand with someone. Reason may go out the window, but who needs to be logical when your emotions are pushing you so powerfully?

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
OK, so you may be a little grumpy or feeling unappreciated on Friday. That can change quickly on Saturday when the Moon in adventurous and risk-taking Sagittarius enters your 5th House of Romance. You definitely need to play right now without thinking about the past or worrying about the future.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Your usually sharp judgment could be a little shaky this weekend. A serious talk on Friday, though, can let you know where you really stand with someone. Entertaining at home (or chillin' there by yourself) is likely to be more fun for you this weekend than feeling lost in a mob of people whom you don't know.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You don't have to go far from home to get some social stimulation this weekend. The Moon is in your 3rd House of the Neighborhood on Saturday and Sunday, which can turn a routine trip to the market into an entertaining adventure. Just be chatty and friendly and making contact should come easily now.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
The Moon in your sign intensifies your emotions on Friday. It's great to feel the passion, but it's easy to lose your sense of humor in this pressurized environment. You'll be more relaxed on Saturday when indulging yourself with shopping and good food will make you happier and more attractive to others.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Lay low on Friday night to save your energy for the fun to come. The Moon enters your sign on Saturday to bring you up to a fever pitch of feeling that can make for a memorable weekend. You may go too far in what you say and do, but that's much more your style than shutting up and playing it safe.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Your best chances for romance this weekend come in little private places or out-of-the-way situations where you and a partner can enjoy quiet time together. Big social gatherings and public places are too noisy to hear yourself think and too stimulating to tune into the tender feelings that make love so sweet.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You're such an idealist, Aquarius, that there's nothing sexier than connecting with someone when you're working for a common cause. The Moon in your 11th House of Groups is perfect for that on Saturday and Sunday when you get to mix good deeds with personal pleasure that you desire and deserve.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You may be so loaded with responsibilities this weekend that you don't have much time to play. Still, doing a good job in a visible position can get you some attention. Let your enthusiasm shine through, Pisces, because it's when you're being positive that you can become a magnet for romance.

9/2/2008 9:58:20 AM

i thought you were not doing this anymore

find someone?

9/2/2008 10:02:41 AM

no....i just figured what the hell

9/2/2008 10:32:53 AM

<3 Casey

9/2/2008 10:34:39 AM

for LP78

9/2/2008 10:36:31 AM

9/2/2008 10:39:01 AM

Oh snap, friday sounds like my lucky day!

9/2/2008 11:23:07 AM

Quote :

"You may go too far in what you say and do, but that's much more your style than shutting up and playing it safe."

rofl

9/2/2008 11:48:56 AM