2 - I can find anything on the internet, if it exists.

7/5/2008 9:46:45 PM

i screw up everything?

hahaha

7/5/2008 9:49:13 PM

i consider myself one of the more unique people out of anyone i know

7/5/2008 9:50:38 PM

i cook good and it's really easy

7/16/2008 3:36:32 PM

Quote :

"I can find anything on the internet, if it exists."

I am the same way. I am the "go-to" guy at work whenever anyone needs anything answered.

7/16/2008 3:39:29 PM

i had three patents process prior to being legal to drink beer.

7/16/2008 3:39:48 PM

^^yesh.
^my drummer would prolly like you - org chm @ inspire in RTP

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 3:40 PM. Reason : ^]

7/16/2008 3:39:53 PM

all dogs love me for some reason

7/16/2008 3:44:41 PM

apparently me not liking the smashing pumpkins last night makes me special

8/18/2008 2:57:10 PM

^ Hated that poser fuck since Siamese Dream.

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I'm not special. In any way. Unless being fat, bitter, and stuttering when you get angry makes you special.

8/18/2008 9:02:18 PM

I've held on to my cookie for almost 23 years. When I'm married or wildly in love, I'll finally let someone have my cookie.

8/18/2008 9:24:05 PM

what kind of cookie do you have?

8/18/2008 9:27:13 PM

i think she's talking about her balloon knot

8/18/2008 9:31:21 PM

I have a moist, fresh, untouched chocolate cookie.

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 9:33 PM. Reason : lol.... ha 'moist']

8/18/2008 9:31:58 PM

thats a long time to hold your cookie and i would suggest giving it a rest and taking your hands out of your pants.

8/18/2008 9:34:04 PM

ahaha balloon knot

Quote :

"That delicious part of a womans body that is the most ignored. While spreading her butt cheeks, you apply your nose to her anus and slowly inhale the scent of her bunghole and enjoy the aroma and begin to lick and suck the taste right out of her turdcutter. Once her gumhole is ready, you might get to cornhole her and bust a gooey nut deep in her tailpipe. Madge was horned up, I licked her pussy and asshole clean and she was ready. I lubed up and penetrated her bunghole. Her turdcutter was tight, squeezing my cock. I busted the biggest nut I ever had deep in her balloon knot."

8/18/2008 9:36:47 PM

im not special.

8/18/2008 10:59:43 PM

wrong thread

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ]

8/18/2008 11:01:34 PM