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7/8/2008 11:31:07 PM

5'3'' to 5'9''

BMI of 20-ish

talkative as well as slightly sarcastic

a profession/major that isn't completely worthless and some respectable competence in it (for instance, accounting with well reflected but strong opinions of "this system sucks, I'm an advocate of this", and not "I'm just a girl, hehehe")

some sort of sub-culture is cool, but not going too far with it (ie, it's cool if you like Yaoi, but maybe the lunchbox was a little too much...)

not vegan

do not consistently talk about your medical problems, or even frequently allude to them. hearing about each of them once is plenty.

The ability/willingness to engage in strenuous physical activity. If Frisbee golf is the most active thing you do then why should any guy want to date you?

7/8/2008 11:31:37 PM

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"not vegan"

7/8/2008 11:32:11 PM

^^ i don't know why but that made me lol

the not vegan part i don't really get unless they were like a forceful vegan. but i don't really care what people do/don't eat as long as they don't try to tell me what to eat/not eat or guilt trip me or trick me about it.

BUT the alluding to medical issues made me laugh a lot. is there a backstory to that?

7/8/2008 11:37:51 PM

there are TOO many people out there for which living with them is like living with their medical problems.

Some people I think use it as this "needing help" complex. And some go sooooo far with it.

Girls who really perfectly healthy talk about how they break bones so easily. "I just have weak bones"

The hell you do!

Maybe if I wanted to be a domestic abuser I would desire a girl with this complex. However, I suppose I am simply too modern for many of the girls out there.

7/8/2008 11:42:14 PM

hahaha. wow i've seriously never heard the medical problem thing before. maybe girls are just whiners?

7/8/2008 11:43:03 PM

i honestly and not to sound really mean or offend anyone but i honestly could not deal with a chick being a vegetarian

she cant be over 5'9"

she cant weight more than 150

she has to be white(any european broad is acceptable or like russians etc), asian, or indian(americanized indian, but not americanized in the slutty way)

cant be muslum, mormon, jehovas witness, any of those non mainstream religions

she has to be college educated

she has got to be trophy wife material

she cant be one of those chicks on facebook that gets 8 gazillion messages a day

she aint one of those broads that messes with dudes heads

has to be born no earlier than 1986

has to appreciate things like a freshly mowed yard and cooking healthy dinners and shit

all i can think of right now...will add more later

7/8/2008 11:43:16 PM

i dont really know any more.

7/8/2008 11:43:32 PM

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"cant be muslum, mormon, jehovas witness, any of those non mainstream religions"

how is islam not a mainstream religon?

7/8/2008 11:44:33 PM

hahaha i'm pretty sure islam is a mainstream religion

and what about people that are persian or maybe perhaps italian or greek with a more olive skin tone. are they still "white"

college educated AND trophy wife material? does that exist.

damn dnl, you're really blowing my mind here

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:45 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2008 11:44:52 PM

khcadwal

7/8/2008 11:45:31 PM

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"has to be born no earlier than 1986"

7/8/2008 11:45:40 PM

^^^^lol i mean dont get me wrong muslim bitches are hot but i just couldnt marry one or bring one home...although marrying a hot muslum trophy wife might be good in 2032...

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:46 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:46 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2008 11:45:40 PM

^^^ it ain't 'murikun

7/8/2008 11:45:42 PM

americans should believe in jesus and wops aren't white...silly girl

7/8/2008 11:46:14 PM

i want a girl who has experienced the party life but has moved on... and is now "balanced" for lack of a better term. she can't be a party animal attention whore. i'm starting to look for the good girl type, reserved and even shy is acceptable.

7/8/2008 11:46:43 PM

CANT DO DRUGS


in addition to the other things i've said...i dont feel i am asking too much...only my half of the bargain

7/8/2008 11:47:03 PM

^7 (i think)

awww

7/8/2008 11:47:25 PM

too racist for me

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:48 PM. Reason : racist in the way i dont like racist]

7/8/2008 11:47:59 PM

i hope that comment wasn't directed at me. you're the one that wants only a white wife

7/8/2008 11:48:47 PM

^

7/8/2008 11:51:06 PM

Play dress up or do something quirky every now and then.

If you can't even do a Halloween costume, you're just not that interesting of a person

7/8/2008 11:51:07 PM

nah i could get away with asian/indian american...negro would be automatic disownal...but i'm not really attracted to negro broads as much as lighter colors

7/8/2008 11:51:20 PM

wow

7/8/2008 11:52:19 PM

hehe best friend (who is 95 lbs) bought a girls size 12 santa costume to get naughty for her boyfriend. Parents came over one day and saw it in her closet and wanted to know "what the hell she had it for"

7/8/2008 11:53:02 PM

7/8/2008 11:54:18 PM

lol i mostly go for white women

i'm just racist cause i admit it?


silly wolfweb

7/8/2008 11:54:20 PM

accents in order of hot to puke:

Russian
Standard and correct English
Minnesooootan
Southern
British
Northern
Gheto

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:55 PM. Reason : if you score high on this, skin color is irrelevant]

7/8/2008 11:54:32 PM

one of the weirdest moments in my life came during a halloween party

when i then tin man railed out the scarecrow in the bathroom.

granted it was my gf at the time, but weird none the less

7/8/2008 11:54:57 PM

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"Minnesooootan "

i like this too

7/8/2008 11:55:27 PM

eww i hate midwest accents

^^ lol the lion was left out

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:56 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2008 11:56:19 PM

hey katherine want some pop?

7/8/2008 11:56:41 PM

My boyfriend thinks I'm funny.



If I were to go back out serial dating again, I'd say the thing guys liked the most was a sense of independence. If you can hold your own and enjoy yourself, it makes it easier for people to enjoy being around you.

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason : Must be good at spelling.]

7/8/2008 11:56:58 PM

SODA

7/8/2008 11:57:09 PM

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"hehe best friend (who is 95 lbs) bought a girls size 12 santa costume to get naughty for her boyfriend. Parents came over one day and saw it in her closet and wanted to know "what the hell she had it for" "

I think an elf costume would have been better. The santa part would have mind fucked me. Santa's a guy, dammit. But, this probably would have all been quickly forgotten.

7/8/2008 11:57:19 PM

95 lbs., size 12? does not compute

7/8/2008 11:58:19 PM

i feel pretty confident she means mrs. claus

b/c a 12 year old girl in a santa outfit would just be weird

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason : ^ kids size 12 ding dong]

7/8/2008 11:58:35 PM

kids size 12

7/8/2008 11:58:39 PM

i feel pretty confident santa costumes also come in the skirted form. though since hers was a kids' outfit it may have just been regular. then again it would be hard to tease someone wearing long faux velvet pants

7/8/2008 11:59:40 PM

my woman has to appreciate grilling out on a saturday night and getting drunk while listening to xm satellite

7/9/2008 12:00:11 AM

she's gonna need some girly drinks though because she's a trophy wife

i don't think the high life 40s will cut it

7/9/2008 12:00:56 AM

i'm pretty sure i know who she's talking about

and am envisioning a skirted costume

and im having to sit pretty close to the table right now

7/9/2008 12:01:02 AM

hahaha i forgot it is daytime for you!

7/9/2008 12:01:38 AM

anyone else like the shy girls

7/9/2008 12:02:01 AM

?^^

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 12:02 AM. Reason : ]

7/9/2008 12:02:07 AM

if shes fit enough she can drink? is that how you do it? you got a bf

7/9/2008 12:02:18 AM

^^^ If they're still fun then yeah. If they're shy and boring notsomuch

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 12:02 AM. Reason : ^]

7/9/2008 12:02:41 AM

yeah, kids size 12

and she didn't need the pants, just the jacket and hat. She made other plans the the bottom half

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 12:04 AM. Reason : and no, it wasn't a skirt]

7/9/2008 12:03:08 AM

yeah man definitely need a personality... i just don't like girls who are full of themselves and always in the center of everything.

7/9/2008 12:03:13 AM

problem is, if they're shy, usually you can't do anything with them. In fact, often they're completely socially incapable.

Not all, but a lot.

7/9/2008 12:04:44 AM