Gøldengirl All American 3613 Posts user info edit post |
no its not. I'd make sure they were tested all the time. 8/5/2008 9:24:08 PM
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ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "and is it just me or is it blasphemy to ask your partner if they have been tested how recently and what for?
bc i be askin!" |
shit, i wanna see proof.. asking isn't even enough anymore 8/5/2008 9:24:43 PM
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Kodiak All American 7067 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my lady's got an IED
if things look grim i can trigger it with a cell phone" |
"The boss said he would make the voices go away. He said he would go inside and replace them with bright lights. Like Christmas."] 8/5/2008 9:25:01 PM
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NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
i got my paperwork ![](images/tongue.gif) 8/5/2008 9:25:19 PM
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ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
AS DO I
ok its a few months old
but you'll have to believe me ok!!1! 8/5/2008 9:26:09 PM
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NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
well shit i'm not going to get tested every month!
although i got all my tests done for free at the doc (not sketch free doc)
holler at negotiation
thrifty & disease free, i'm awesome 8/5/2008 9:28:28 PM
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TallyHo All American 11744 Posts user info edit post |
wtf free exams
was it a guy in a van with "groinocologist" stenciled on the side? 8/5/2008 9:30:55 PM
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NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha no
the exam i had to pay for, the testing, that i negotiated fo free
$350 worth! ![](images/beatup.gif) 8/5/2008 9:32:06 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
if you want a free test go donate blood
or so i've heard 8/5/2008 9:32:10 PM
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LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i know a dude that is on the "do not call" list for the American Red Cross 8/5/2008 9:34:58 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
When we were dating, my husband and I only used condoms up until we had been together long enough to get tested and feel confident about the results. Then we just used the 'pull out' method unless I was on the pill (which was pretty sporadic).
Now we are married and have a 7 month old with a rare medical condition, so we do not even want to risk getting pregnant accidentally until we know the risks of having another kid with similar problems and get things down with our first one. My doctor recommended the Mirena IUD and we are pretty happy with it so far. 8/5/2008 9:35:06 PM
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NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
maybe for hiv ^^^
[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 9:35 PM. Reason : dfjkdshf] 8/5/2008 9:35:11 PM
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roddy All American 25834 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, giving blood is almost like a mini physical, and they test your blood for about everything you can imagine and then some....of course, they dont want you to give blood for that reason.... 8/5/2008 9:35:29 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Your blood will be tested for syphilis, HIV (the virus that causes AIDS), hepatitis and other factors. We will notify you if tests show you may be unhealthy. Your blood would not be used if it could make someone sick. (A sample of your blood or a portion of your donation might be used now or in the future for additional tests or other medical studies. Please tell us if you object.)
Do not give blood to find out whether you test positive for the virus (HIV) that causes AIDS. Though the tests we use are very good, they are not perfect. HIV antibodies may take weeks to develop after infection with the virus. If you were infected recently, you might have a negative test result, yet be able to infect someone. That is why you must not give blood if you are at risk of getting AIDS or other infectious diseases. We can tell you where to get an AIDS test anonymously.
If you are temporarily deferred from giving blood, please don't give up! We hope you will return to donate blood once your deferral period is over. " |
the more you know 8/5/2008 9:36:13 PM
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NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
well someone wants my bone marrow so i really am good to go! 8/5/2008 9:36:28 PM
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evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
i really really really really hate condoms
feels so much better without them (both ways)
omg teh aids 8/5/2008 9:37:02 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
ill suck on your bone marrow girl? 8/5/2008 9:37:24 PM
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roddy All American 25834 Posts user info edit post |
evan cant give blood, he is banned..... 8/5/2008 9:37:44 PM
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evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
nah, fuck that
that question is the only thing on the entire questionnaire that disqualifies me
my blood is just as good as anyone else's (probably better, mine is more fabulous) 8/5/2008 9:39:46 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
Irradiate that shite. 8/5/2008 9:41:07 PM
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NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ill suck on your bone marrow girl?" |
no, the person who wants/needs it is dying of leukemia still not sure if i'm a close enough match or not though 8/5/2008 9:41:10 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
wow im kinda surprised spending a good bit of time in china wouldnt disqualify me for 12 months
esp. considering i didnt get any vaccinations
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[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 9:41 PM. Reason : e] 8/5/2008 9:41:23 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Nope.
Mirena IUD.
Marriage isn't far off.
I finally got him to not use condoms during anal ![](images/spin.gif) I think I have one toy that I haven't replaced that has pthalates, and I use a condom over that.
Quote : | "evan cant give blood, he is banned....." |
Which is a whole lot of gay retardation, except of the political sort, not the manlove kind ![](images/mad.gif)
[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 9:43 PM. Reason : ljd] 8/5/2008 9:41:26 PM
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Gøldengirl All American 3613 Posts user info edit post |
WOAH a bit too much info ^ 8/5/2008 9:42:35 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
oh like your preferred method of BC isn't already personal
![](images/rolleyes.gif) 8/5/2008 9:43:08 PM
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JK All American 6839 Posts user info edit post |
wow.
gross. 8/5/2008 9:43:21 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
^^ 8/5/2008 9:44:28 PM
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laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
condom and nuvaring.. sorry guys.. it's hard to just take your word for it sometimes 8/5/2008 9:52:47 PM
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ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
but i thought we had so much trust
[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 9:54 PM. Reason : sp] 8/5/2008 9:53:56 PM
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laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha.. like 98% of guys wont say just about ANYTHING to get sex 8/5/2008 9:56:47 PM
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Scuba Steve All American 6931 Posts user info edit post |
![](http://events.clowningaround.com/images/Lookalike%20Photos/Austin%20Powers%20shagadelic.jpg)
Only sailors use condoms, baby
8/5/2008 9:56:50 PM
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LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
I haven't used a condom in forever.
because I haven't gotten any 8/5/2008 9:57:11 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "condom and nuvaring.. sorry guys.. it's hard to just take your word for it sometimes" |
what's that...
"i swear ill pull out....
oh sorry" 8/5/2008 9:57:35 PM
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NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
what if he IS a sailor? ![](images/devil.gif) 8/5/2008 9:57:40 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
then put on some blush and cutie up a little bit
they like that 8/5/2008 9:58:15 PM
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LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
is that what you do? 8/5/2008 9:58:50 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
only when the rent man comes a knockin 8/5/2008 9:59:42 PM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Married
no condoms
Mirena 8/5/2008 10:00:06 PM
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laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
pilgrim.. that is exactly what i'm talking about plus.. who knows what people are carrying around, the only person I trust when it comes to stds is myself 8/5/2008 10:10:55 PM
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LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i only use condoms on monday 8/5/2008 10:12:28 PM
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ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
i got tuesday
we should def only hook up fri-sun 8/5/2008 10:12:51 PM
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JK All American 6839 Posts user info edit post |
I use condoms to smuggle cocaine 8/5/2008 10:13:54 PM
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Scuba Steve All American 6931 Posts user info edit post |
![](http://www.coolcelebs.org/images/willie-nelson-gets-probation-for-marijuana-possession_14.jpg)
Back in my day, we didn't have these complex methods of birth control... like pulling out
8/5/2008 10:14:12 PM
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sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
"only fagots and sailors use condoms" 8/5/2008 10:14:30 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
snatches on thursday! 8/5/2008 10:14:38 PM
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ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
tower on wednesday? 8/5/2008 10:15:51 PM
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LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i got tuesday
we should def only hook up fri-sun" |
what am i supposed to do tues-thurs? 8/5/2008 10:16:08 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
o/
[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:17 PM. Reason : SHOTGUN ANAL] 8/5/2008 10:16:21 PM
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ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
well dammit i schedule wednesday for you. i figure you n eed two days to yourself 8/5/2008 10:16:52 PM
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LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
you missed the tower dude!
i have monday....monday is all i need 8/5/2008 10:17:21 PM
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