2 legit 2 quit

8/8/2008 3:02:53 PM

damn fleet i was looking forward to your nomination

8/8/2008 3:03:27 PM

the end of p1 was better

8/8/2008 3:04:19 PM

pretty much any song title from godspeed you black emperor or silver mt. zion

8/8/2008 3:05:15 PM

damned ghost edit... Nice on P1 though

8/8/2008 3:05:36 PM

"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life" - Bobby Bare
"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me?) - Bellamy Brothers

Really there are a shit load of old country songs that would work in this thread.

8/8/2008 3:07:54 PM

Jesus Built My Hotrod (Short, Pusillanimous, So-They-Can-Fit-More-Commercials-On-The-Radio Edit)

8/8/2008 3:10:51 PM

Beulah - "If We Can Land a Man on the Moon, Surely I Can Win Your Heart"

the songs on The Early Four Track Recordings by Of Montreal:

1. Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath
2. Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath
3. Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap
4. Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap
5. Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub
6. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
7. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub
8. Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub (There Is Only One R In Ignorrance)
9. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particules On Dustin Hoffman's Tongue
10. Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading Material While On The Toilet (Naughty)
11. Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub (Front Cover)
12. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcasic Remark, Cuts The Head Off Of A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Groan (Growl)
13. Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself
14. Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree
15. Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom
16. Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom

8/8/2008 3:13:51 PM

"Telepathic with the Deceased"
-Xasthur

"I Will Lay My Bones Among the Rocks and Roots"
-Wolves in the Throne Room

"Around the World in a Tea Daze"
-Shpongle

"Cut Their Brains and Place Fire Therein"
-Weakling

"Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead"
-Skinless

"Literate Physicist Gets Taste for Fiction"
-Negligent Collateral Collapse



I'm having a hard time getting my brain into this haha

Love that Shpongle one though...take another look at it if you didn't get it the first time (say it out loud). And if you're unfamiliar with them, it's psychadelic goa

8/8/2008 3:14:26 PM

Thanks for the killer game of Crisco Twister
Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!!
hey, is that a ninja up there?
I'm totally not down with Rob's alien (great song)

/Minus the Bear

8/8/2008 3:18:33 PM

Lines of Suicide

8/8/2008 4:01:19 PM

just about any anal cunt song would work but heres a few choice ones:
"I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It"

"Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert"

"Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck Towelhead"

8/8/2008 4:03:22 PM

Chickenshit Conformist
-Dead Kennedys

8/8/2008 4:44:06 PM

Godzilla vs. Rex Kwon Do in the Roctagon
-Meriwether

8/8/2008 5:20:49 PM

Psychiatric Explorations of the Fetus With Needles - The Flaming Lips

8/8/2008 5:54:09 PM

I always likes "Dead and Bloated" STP.

8/8/2008 5:59:26 PM

"You think I ain't worth a dollar, but i feel like a millionaire" - Queens of the Stone Age
"Funny Enough it sounds just like Tainted Love", "(Here's an idea) How about more of me and less of you", "I'm heavy metal but i get the blues just like everyone else", "save your sermons for sunday so i can sleep this night off", "liars like you live the shortest lives", "you like knife play? i love knife play", "she didn't look like she had a disease", "it ain't gonna suck itself" -killwhitneydead
"anyone can play guitar" - radiohead
"surprise! you're dead!", "zombie eaters" - faith no more
"calm like a bomb" - rage aginst the machine

8/8/2008 6:06:14 PM

i've always like this song title for some reason...

Mastering The List
-Rx Bandits

8/8/2008 7:19:10 PM

Smack My Bitch Up

8/10/2008 2:21:53 PM

"I'm Totally Not Down With Rob's Alien"
-Minus The Bear

8/15/2008 3:00:14 PM

GonoHerpaSyphlAids
-NOFX

8/15/2008 3:12:17 PM

yeah i thought about that one but... didn't post it...

I like almost every nofx song title so i figured rather than rattling of a complete discography i'd just let it go.

8/15/2008 3:14:42 PM

yeah, i could post a hundred of their song titles.

8/15/2008 3:18:39 PM

They Eat Their Young
Fatal if Swallowed
Nice Day .. For a Funeral
Death Comes Out to Play

All by Overkill

8/15/2008 3:27:56 PM

Hulahoop Wounds
-At the Drive In

8/15/2008 3:29:29 PM

I'm Looking Forward to Joining You, Finally - Nine Inch Nails

8/15/2008 3:31:52 PM

battle of who could care less

[Edited on August 15, 2008 at 3:49 PM. Reason : stuck on bff]

8/15/2008 3:49:37 PM

Not songs but i've always liked the album titles

"in through the out door" Led Zep

and

"so long and thanks for all the shoes" NOFX

8/15/2008 3:53:04 PM

Reel Big Fish has some fun song titles:

"I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too"
"Say 'ten'"
"Snoop Dogg, baby"
"Your guts (I hate 'em)"
"Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend"
"Why do all girls think they're fat"

Album titles too:
"Why do they rock so hard?"
"We're not happy 'til you're not happy"
"Monkeys for nothin' and the chimps for free"

8/15/2008 4:15:55 PM

tons of minus the bear & ween songs...

then -

two tabs of mescaline,
A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules From The Centre Of The Ultraworld
haunt of roulette dares
the saddest vaccant lot in all the world

[Edited on August 15, 2008 at 4:37 PM. Reason : a]

8/15/2008 4:28:48 PM

forgot about ween. they've got some good song titles...

I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot

8/15/2008 4:32:48 PM

PISS UP A ROPE!!

8/15/2008 4:33:36 PM

Bananas and Blow is a good one also

8/15/2008 4:33:46 PM

Mr. Richard Smoker

8/15/2008 4:35:01 PM

"Living dead girl" Rob Zombie

8/15/2008 6:41:50 PM

Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered
-Chiodos

8/18/2008 11:38:22 AM

"Grey Cell Green" - Ned's Atomic Dustbin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts_-4iGdSD0

PS:

"High" - Jimmie's Chicken Shack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNFGjtGlrU



[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 11:54 AM. Reason : .]

8/18/2008 11:49:07 AM

i already said that Wittr song :'(

8/18/2008 11:55:28 AM

It's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish
You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison
I never told you what I do for a living
The Jetset Life is gonna kill you

-MCR


Chia-like I shall grow
Wow, I can get sexual too
I Will Never Write an Obligatory Song About Being on the Road and Missing Someone
You're the Wanker, If Anyone Is

-Say Anything

8/18/2008 12:00:22 PM

"The Purple People Eater" - Sheb Wooley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJN1Bl52Nhg

8/18/2008 12:01:23 PM

stranger than fishin' - NOFX

8/27/2008 8:20:40 AM

Backwards Marathon
-BTBAM

8/31/2008 11:57:46 PM

There Are Some Remedies Worse Than The Disease

or just about anything from any post metal/post rock band

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/16/2008 7:35:50 PM

Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand
by Primitive Radio Gods

11/16/2008 9:07:57 PM

Mid Air Love Message

-Poison the Well

11/18/2008 1:17:16 AM

Love lift us up where we belong

I'm big business and i approved this message.

11/18/2008 1:17:51 AM

Good friends and a bottle of pills
- Pantera

11/18/2008 1:22:11 AM

Freak Gasoline Fight Accident

-It Dies Today

[Edited on November 18, 2008 at 1:23 AM. Reason : ^^^nice one]

11/18/2008 1:23:15 AM

Bal-Sagoth - "And lo, when the imperium marches against Cul-Kothoth, then dark sorceries shall enshroud the citadel of the obsidian crown"

Bal-Sagoth - "The dark liege of chaos is unleashed at the ensorcelled shrine of A'Zura Kai (the splendour of a thousand swords gleaming beneath the blazon of the hyperborean empire part II)

11/18/2008 1:58:21 AM

danger zone

11/18/2008 2:07:04 AM