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"ewwwwwwww you ride a ninja [Edited on August 11, 2008 at 3:53 PM. Reason : gsxr-1000] "

I'll bet money that you have no business whatsoever on a GSX-R 1000.

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 4:04 PM. Reason : asdfad]

8/11/2008 4:00:26 PM

ehe

shaving lessons


THROTTAL JOCKIE

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 4:01 PM. Reason : -]

8/11/2008 4:01:28 PM

wtf is a liter bike?

8/11/2008 4:01:37 PM

BIKE'S ENGINE IS 1000 CUBIC CENTIMETERS IN SIZE

1000CC=1L

8/11/2008 4:02:27 PM

oic

8/11/2008 4:02:42 PM

liter = 1000cc

aka large displacement, usually inlike 4. Very peaky, and only small peaky bikes are fun for me on the street.

8/11/2008 4:03:14 PM

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"first time i put her in spottings i wrote "she wasnt as ugly as i thought she'd be" lol "

she was far uglier

8/11/2008 4:04:04 PM

AHAHAHA


SV650 IS ABOUT 'ENOUGH' FOR THE STREET

ANY BIKE THAT IS CAPABLE OF 170+ MPH AND SUB 10-SEC QUARTER MILES OBVIOUSLY CANNOT BE UTILIZED ON THE STREET TAHT WELL

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 4:05 PM. Reason : UNLESS YOU'RE A COMPLETE AND UTTER BADASS....]

8/11/2008 4:05:16 PM

more like a fucking retard

have any of you ever actually ridden a modern liter class sportbike?

they are fucking NUTS. they're just too much, other than as a novelty.

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 4:12 PM. Reason : asdfad]

8/11/2008 4:06:37 PM

^x9 yeah the 1000 was my dad's...I have a 750, just upgraded from a 650f not too long ago....But I can handle a 1000, it just kinda freaks me out b/c my dad got in a pretty bad wreck on his...soooo when I'm ready, I'll do it..but I've been riding (no homo) for ever my whole family has bikes..started with a few DR-Z's when i was younger than got the 600, 650f and now the 750

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 4:09 PM. Reason : how much money???????]

8/11/2008 4:07:32 PM

i don't care what any of you say. my bike is cooler and is the best and i know what i'm talking about and you don't!

8/11/2008 4:08:15 PM

OH DUKE, IM WITH YA

8/11/2008 4:10:35 PM

Quote :

"I could give most of the ladies lessons on shaving. Yes, 250 ninja, 636 ninja, and now have only a different 250 ninja. Next bike will be a SV650s. I like to twist the right grip too much, would get my license taken away in a week on a liter bike."

it's neat when lewoods comes in a "post like lewoods" thread and posts like lewoods

8/11/2008 4:11:43 PM

rawr rawr rawr i'm a female douchebag rawr rawr rawr

8/11/2008 4:11:56 PM

we should start a TWW bike club......amirite???

8/11/2008 4:12:12 PM

but she made it not fun anymore

8/11/2008 4:12:16 PM

WAIT A MINUTE...

8/11/2008 4:12:24 PM

waiting....

8/11/2008 4:39:34 PM

hmm...wonder if she'll try to sue Kawasaki if she gets in a wreck? *carlface*

8/11/2008 4:41:59 PM

Have wrecked, have not sued

8/11/2008 4:52:16 PM

ATTN: USERS WI- daw fuck

8/11/2008 4:54:53 PM

bttt

8/11/2008 5:59:14 PM

this thread was funny

8/11/2008 7:00:53 PM

Quote :

" Quote : "first time i put her in spottings i wrote "she wasnt as ugly as i thought she'd be" lol " she was far uglier "

Goddamn Y'all are mean...but its funny as hell

8/11/2008 7:20:18 PM

more like "post like you're hot as fuck"

8/12/2008 12:35:19 AM

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"this thread was funny"

emphasis on was

8/12/2008 11:29:52 AM

this thread was funny until lewoods came in and started posting like herself.

8/12/2008 12:11:34 PM

queendouchebag

rawr rawr rawr

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 12:15 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/12/2008 12:15:17 PM

i think its still funny

8/12/2008 12:29:32 PM

it has some lulz

8/12/2008 12:30:27 PM

Glad to be this thread's official wet blanket.

Let me know whenever I can help.

8/12/2008 12:35:01 PM

i like lewoods..


cause she seems like the type of girl who fucks and doesnt get attached...


basically she likes fucking a lot and isnt crazy when it comes to fucking.


she may be a crazy bitch in general... but in the fucking aspect she's cool...and i like that about her.

8/12/2008 12:36:51 PM

oh... thats called being a WHEURE

8/12/2008 1:08:05 PM

I love you guys.

Either a woman is a prude or a whore.

You don't wanna date a woman comfortable with her sexuality, then bitch like hell about how your prude isn't putting out on the regular.

Just an observation about guys in general. Definitely do not think I qualify as a whore though.

8/12/2008 1:29:40 PM

^^^

yes, it's clear that insane girls are a better fuck.

but, the problem is that they're insane.

which will result in one or more of the following:

- calling you. all. the. time.
- watching you through your windows and licking the glass panes all night
- slashing your tires or other methods of fucking with your car
- stalking you while you're out with other women
- otherwise making your life hell.

The juice ain't worth the squeeze.

8/12/2008 1:30:23 PM

^ no no no.. i agree.

but it seems lewoods has the shit on lock when it comes to fucking.

I never said anything about dating or getting emotional.

8/12/2008 1:31:41 PM

Lets be real with what is going on here. NC86 is trying to lay the groundwork for laying the pipe.

qft

8/12/2008 1:34:29 PM

Quote :

"Lets be real with what is going on here. NC86 is trying to lay the groundwork for laying the pipe. qft"

8/12/2008 1:38:09 PM

^^

i'm not sure how you're gleaning that she has "shit on lock" Defining crazy bitches as good in the sack does not preclude sane girls from also being good in the sack, it's just that it's guaranteed with an insane girl.

All we know is that she's batshit crazy. From that we can deduce that said craziness will translate to the sack (This is science).

talk about dating or getting emotional is irrelevant. All of the above issues apply even for what you would perceive as a one night stand. The getting emotional part is what she does.

Sort of how even in the non-insane world, we would define "making love" as what a woman does while a man is fucking her. Then you add clinical insanity to the woman, and you're fucked in a way that you don't want to be.

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:40 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/12/2008 1:39:27 PM

My boyfriend complains that I don't call him enough and gets all excited when I do (normally I just wait for him to call me because I don't like talking on the phone). Do not think I'm gonna be stalking and harassing random guys if one thinks I am not needy enough.

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:43 PM. Reason : ...]

8/12/2008 1:41:52 PM

i bet the only reason she has a bf is because the dude is scared she'll kill him in his sleep or cut his penis off or something if he leaves her

8/12/2008 1:42:11 PM

I hate talking on the phone. bwn?

8/12/2008 1:43:32 PM

I also hating talking on the phone.

8/12/2008 1:45:33 PM

leswoods and LP78.. I say you guys settle your diffs in a bikini-baby oil wrestling match......ill provide the oil who's gotta pool.........amirite?

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:46 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/12/2008 1:46:01 PM

^^^^ Nah, I think him bugging the shit out of me because he wants to get married does not mean he's only in it because of fear.

^^^ Pics?

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:46 PM. Reason : ...]

8/12/2008 1:46:01 PM

Quote :

"to get back on topic: I have lyme disease and no doctor will believe me. If I was in europe they'd give me these drugs that nobody here will give me, so i'm going to take fish pills instead. But i can't fly to europe because i'm scared of flying after i saw a puff of smoke on a plane that landed safely, but i'm going to sue them for landing safely so I can pay for my lyme disease because i can't get a job because of my lyme disease. I'm just going to take fish antibiotics instead."

8/12/2008 1:59:55 PM

lol

8/12/2008 2:02:51 PM

BobbyD knows what's up

8/12/2008 2:05:59 PM

He forgot to mention about all women being money grubbing whores who try to trap someone into marrying them.

8/12/2008 2:06:48 PM

All women?

8/12/2008 2:09:40 PM