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8/12/2008 3:21:28 PM

Look. It's either going to be you or the dog.

8/12/2008 3:23:28 PM

eww, its all soft and squishy.

8/12/2008 3:25:35 PM

good thing you got a big dog

8/12/2008 3:25:39 PM

you are all quite the characters in this thread

8/12/2008 3:26:15 PM

lol what

8/12/2008 3:26:20 PM

no, my period ended yesterday

8/12/2008 3:28:26 PM

"You made it pretty clear on craigslist that there would be sex."

8/12/2008 3:28:41 PM

cmon honey, you're boring when you talk.

you're always telling me how you want me to stop playing WoW...

i don't care about the blood.

if you're really that worried about it, I'LL drive.

8/12/2008 3:28:57 PM

you can just lay there, I don't need much from you.

8/12/2008 3:29:12 PM

I'll just add ten years to your age and then you'll be legal, trust me.

I got free candy in the van.

8/12/2008 3:30:57 PM

damn, who lit the fuse on your tampon?

8/12/2008 3:32:22 PM

"As of 3 months ago, i am HIV negative. "

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 3:33 PM. Reason : lol]

8/12/2008 3:33:31 PM

look i'm just tryin to have you glaze my face.

8/12/2008 3:37:50 PM

aha, I'm with Mike on this one.

If I'm trying to bwn and it's apparent that the girl isn't going to let that happen, I'm going to occupy my time with some one/thing else....not sit there and beg

8/12/2008 3:38:50 PM

Quote :

"you make me want to take my dick out and tie a helium balloon to it. Then put my dick over your head and cut the string to the balloon"

8/12/2008 3:39:02 PM

my outbreaks are under control, trust me, you're safe.

8/12/2008 3:40:43 PM

Don't worry about the dog, he won't join in unless I tell him to.

8/12/2008 3:42:50 PM

Come on baby, they say a man should lay about a mile of pipe a year.

8/12/2008 3:43:06 PM

lol

8/12/2008 3:43:36 PM

your mom said you needed to relieve some stress...what better way than to suck my dick?

8/12/2008 3:44:54 PM

--- how did i not think of this before?!
[link]http://web.archive.org/web/20041126040807/http://homepage.mac.com/nikkienikks/iblog/C294808266/E910814554/Media/cnn.html[/link] bhahah

8/12/2008 3:46:49 PM

I need to get teen pregnant!

8/12/2008 4:09:31 PM

can you break $100?

8/12/2008 4:10:17 PM

"Well luckily I'm not going to be having sex with your head"

8/12/2008 4:23:45 PM

this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you

8/12/2008 5:01:40 PM

Girl: I am tired.

Man: It's ok, all you have to do is lay there.

8/12/2008 5:37:50 PM

What is this, grandma with a birthday present?

8/12/2008 5:42:29 PM

i'm trying to help you out

8/12/2008 5:56:56 PM

Wake me up when you are done.

8/12/2008 11:49:30 PM

Quote :

"which women here have had to beg their men to have sex are you fucking kidding me"

It definitely happens. I have to hide the beer behind the salad in the fridge so he doesn't have too much and pull that "I think I'm gonna puke" bullshit.

8/13/2008 12:06:56 AM

My last girlfriend didn't make me beg like this...[/obvious]

8/13/2008 12:08:16 AM

Quote :

"It definitely happens. I have to hide the beer behind the salad in the fridge so he doesn't have too much and pull that "I think I'm gonna puke" bullshit."

what kind of weak bullshit is this either you date a total bitch ass or you ugly

8/13/2008 1:44:42 AM

i promise i'll pull out

8/13/2008 2:02:08 AM

^^or a total fucking idiot who can't see past a salad bowl and find beer.

8/13/2008 2:03:20 AM

lemme get a sip o yo pussy

8/13/2008 3:03:27 AM

lol honestly, if you beg that just lessens my mood next time.

8/13/2008 3:31:48 AM

Let me tell you the story of "The Eel and the Cave".

8/13/2008 4:38:03 AM

Thankfully that has only happened once, and he cut back on the beer on his own. I do hide it in the back of the fridge anyway sometimes just to fuck with him.

8/13/2008 10:17:06 AM

you can watch that show during

8/26/2008 5:56:36 PM

"I'm really horny" has never really worked for me.

8/26/2008 5:57:46 PM

^ I wonder why

8/26/2008 6:56:42 PM

Quote :

"well then i'm just gonna sit here and do it myself"

had a TA use a version of this one. he had a mess to clean up in the classroom.

8/26/2008 7:09:44 PM

c'mon its my birthday...

8/26/2008 7:58:57 PM

If you won't do it, I'll find someone who will.

8/26/2008 8:01:41 PM

"i jerked off earlier today so i will last a long time"

8/26/2008 8:02:11 PM

in my experience women cant just get it anytime they want, but im picky who i get it from and those i get it from think i have an addiction.

8/27/2008 12:39:21 AM

"I've been practicing."

Quote :

"or a total fucking idiot who can't see past a salad bowl and find beer."

I vote for this one.

8/27/2008 12:48:11 AM

In my boyfriend's defense, I buy the industrial size bags of salad and the romaine lettuce that resembles a small shrub. We are not talking about a small head of iceberg or a bowl of salad.

8/27/2008 1:37:03 AM

set em up

8/27/2008 1:51:53 AM