8/13/2008 7:04:32 PM
he wore AXE body spray
8/13/2008 7:04:33 PM
she smelled like soup.beef vegetable soup.
8/13/2008 7:09:31 PM
What's wrong with Tevas?
8/13/2008 7:11:47 PM
oh and to lucyinthesky
8/13/2008 7:15:51 PM
wore socks with sandals
8/13/2008 7:23:19 PM
smelly vaginabut i'll name no nameshomegirl had permastank going on[Edited on August 13, 2008 at 8:05 PM. Reason : ...]
8/13/2008 8:05:03 PM
one wouldn't let me wear his jacketone wouldn't wear his seltbelt in my carone referred to his dick as "him"and one that liked soap operas
8/13/2008 8:21:54 PM
one had a Huge black head on the forehead and it drove me crazyone would sing the gayest opera shit in the shower
8/13/2008 8:29:28 PM
These all seem like pretty valid reasons to me
8/13/2008 8:29:55 PM
^^ i thought you were dead
8/13/2008 8:32:15 PM
she doesn't wear thongs or uggs, particularly, at the same time
8/13/2008 8:33:22 PM
8/13/2008 8:45:32 PM
dead? somedays I feel like I'd like to be, but I'm still here. Havn't staightlined yet.
8/13/2008 8:46:57 PM
weneed to go out and drink somemore
8/13/2008 9:13:14 PM
really... yea
8/13/2008 10:33:19 PM
too many cats
8/13/2008 10:49:03 PM
Yeah- what's wrong with Tevas? I just got a new pair. I'd have to say the fact that we had sex too much was probably the worst reason for breaking up with someone.
8/13/2008 10:55:10 PM
to the women giving tevas, all white shoes, black jeans, and short sleeve button ups.......why were you even dating them?This thread needs more seinfeldian answers.
8/13/2008 10:59:18 PM
i dumped a girl in high school because every time we kissed her teeth would hit mine. she also got waaaay too attached way too quick. cried before i left on vacation to costa rica for 3 weeks over the summer.i felt kinda bad though, she was a nice girl.
8/13/2008 11:12:23 PM
because she couldn't look me in the eyes, ever.
8/13/2008 11:22:14 PM
^ that's petty?[Edited on August 13, 2008 at 11:23 PM. Reason : fucking apostrophe]
8/13/2008 11:22:44 PM
[/quote]I have no problem with cats but had to dump a girl because she refused to clean a months worth of shit out of the litter box so it always smelled
8/13/2008 11:22:56 PM
shitty maners
8/13/2008 11:23:50 PM
she got pregnant.
8/13/2008 11:39:05 PM
8/13/2008 11:50:24 PM
He looks better in your pants than you do...fun times Lucy
8/14/2008 12:08:00 AM
he ate one pea at a time
8/14/2008 12:43:30 AM
bitch took out a restraining order on me. i can't stand someone who can't work through simple differences. had to let her go.
8/14/2008 12:53:29 AM
your sister is more attractive.
8/14/2008 12:57:11 AM
^
8/14/2008 12:58:19 AM
She was sleeping with my acquaintances too.
8/14/2008 1:01:02 AM
He wouldn't eat seafood.He watched Fox News.He had terrible grammar. This one is big for me. My pet peeve is when people use "2" instead of "two" and "R" instead of "are" in text messages. I'm an anal writer.
8/14/2008 9:52:05 AM
8/14/2008 9:54:14 AM
Haaay
8/14/2008 9:59:48 AM
bad breath constantly
8/14/2008 10:04:49 AM
Didn't look close enough like my ex
8/14/2008 10:07:15 AM
different guys, and different reasons i said bye byeall he fucking talked about was the tv show, how i met your mother. seriously, ALL he talked abouthe cut me off in conversation and walked 5 feet ahead of mehe made a disturbing sexual comment on facebook chathe was super nice and great fun but he was a terribly average kisser and way too vanillahe talked too loudhe was too billy bad ass for me, or at least tried to bedidnt date any of these people seriously. didn't make it past a couple of dates before these things came out and i couldn't continue to see them because of it
8/14/2008 10:10:36 AM
she has raging alcohol bends, where she blacks out and destroys stuff.thats not petty right?
8/14/2008 10:11:11 AM
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8/14/2008 10:30:40 AM
No. I write erotic literature.
8/14/2008 10:33:24 AM
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8/14/2008 10:54:39 AM
haha i had one guy who made it a huge point to talk about how important it was for him to be friends with someone he dates firsti told him i dont date my friends because if there is mutual attraction, it usually doesn't make it to the friends partafter the first date he was blowing up my phone trying to spend an upcoming holiday weekend with me and texting and calling like 5 times a day. finally he asked if i only saw him as a friend. i reminded him that he played the friend card pretty hard. he did some other crazy shit and i finally told him i couldn't take someone breathing down my neck like this. he then proceeded to ask me why i couldn't "be friends" with someone who was pushy and that others have said that he comes on strong but the girls who have stuck around "have never left" i gtfo like it was my job
8/14/2008 11:00:24 AM
^ I got stalked when I was in high school by a chick for two months...
8/14/2008 11:02:53 AM
^ People are crazy. My old neighbor told his friends we were dating--then he kidnapped me to take me on a date. Creepy!
8/14/2008 11:05:42 AM
Dumped someone because the guys in my band didn't like her.
8/14/2008 11:08:50 AM
set em up
8/14/2008 11:12:11 AM