ViolentMaw wins the shit out of this thread

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8/18/2008 11:29:17 PM

I liked it. It didn't deserve the nominations it got.

8/18/2008 11:45:22 PM

This movie was fucking retarded.

8/18/2008 11:46:48 PM

Quote :

" I enjoyed Juno upon first viewing but it is incredibly overrated and all the chicks I know from high school loving it so much pisses me off to no end."

true.

she's got the urge to purge.

8/19/2008 1:43:13 AM

it was meh

8/19/2008 12:12:02 PM

Quote :

"Well, I do have a Bachelor's Degree on the topic."

Get back to your shift at Olive Garden. Dammit, where's my breadsticks??!?!?!

8/19/2008 12:36:23 PM

Bren! Use a dick! I love it!

8/20/2008 9:12:06 AM

No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?

8/20/2008 9:12:49 AM

No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.

8/20/2008 9:13:11 AM

I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.

8/20/2008 9:14:01 AM

THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

8/20/2008 9:15:34 AM

This movie was tragically hip and annoyingly impractical. Abortion was clearly the answer here. Compared to this movie the cider house rules.

God damn pro-lifers.

8/20/2008 9:17:05 AM

You should try talking to it. 'Cause, like, supposedly they can hear you even though it's all, like, ten-thousand leagues under the sea.

8/20/2008 9:17:14 AM

Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."

8/20/2008 9:17:52 AM

I could so go for like a huge cookie right now, with like, a lamb kabob simultaneously.

8/20/2008 9:18:29 AM

I haven't seen it, nor do I plan on seeing it anytime soon, but I heard it is a much better flick if you have a kid or are planning to have one.

8/20/2008 9:18:50 AM

Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto!

8/20/2008 9:19:09 AM

That's a wise choice because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!"

8/20/2008 9:19:34 AM

Yeah and I mean Zeus had tons of lays but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife. And apparently she was supposed to be super beautiful but really mean, like Diana Ross.

8/20/2008 9:21:02 AM

...Well you know, because they're your fav - and I figured you could never have enough of your favorite one calorie breath mints.

8/20/2008 9:21:25 AM

I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing.

8/20/2008 9:21:47 AM

I named my guitar "Roosevelt"-not Ted, Franklin. You know, the cute one, with polio.

8/20/2008 9:22:14 AM

When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords.

8/20/2008 9:22:46 AM

Ick! I don't want to give my baby to a couple who describes themselves as "wholesome." I was looking for, maybe, a thirty-something graphic designer with a cool Asian girlfriend who kicks ass on the bass guitar, but I don't know, I don't wanna get too particular.

8/20/2008 9:23:07 AM

Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises.

8/20/2008 9:23:56 AM

you can stop double posting or get suspended
you know better than this shit.

8/20/2008 9:23:56 AM

It's okay, I reached the end of the quotes page on IMDB.com.

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8/20/2008 9:24:22 AM

it was ok when i saw it, but i didnt have to spend any money in the procurement of the movie

the whole time i just kept thinking that the dialogue was unrealistic

8/20/2008 9:25:27 AM

Stop quoting that god damn movie.

The most exciting part of the whole film was driving back home in the ice and snow. The thrill of possibly being killed on the road was the highlight of that movie-going experience.

8/20/2008 9:27:54 AM

Wizard!

8/20/2008 9:29:51 AM

So if that movie was so indie how come it got national distribution, huh?

I am totally going to go watch a troma film or something italian from the 70s instead.

8/20/2008 9:33:05 AM

Quote :

"This movie was tragically hip"

That's a good way of summarizing it. Half the time I didn't understand what the Juno chick was talking about. Damn kids and their slang

8/20/2008 9:55:27 AM

Don't you mean "damn 20 something urban hipsters pretending to be suburban kids and their stupid, poorly written and gimmicky dialogue"???

8/20/2008 10:01:48 AM

What's sad is you know teenagers are probably using the stupid shit from that movie now in every day conversation

8/20/2008 10:04:04 AM

I saw a kid walking down the street drinking a huge jug of Sunny D.

Sunny D is mostly corn sugar and water. I hope he dies.

8/20/2008 10:21:45 AM

I saw this movie at the Blue Ridge theater, but I was hella drunk and I don't remember if she actually had her baby. It was good up until the point that I remember though.

8/20/2008 10:27:54 AM

aha im glad i never had to see this stupid movie

8/20/2008 10:45:48 AM