2 pages of passive aggressiveness!

9/16/2008 9:25:50 PM

I wrote "Yes, I'm gay" on the back on my friend's dusty truck once...he probably drove around for 3 days before he saw it

9/16/2008 9:28:58 PM

epoxy the windshield wipers to the windshield.
write "fuck you" in rain-x on windshield.

9/16/2008 9:46:38 PM

What section at k-mart can I find window chalk?

9/16/2008 9:46:52 PM

probably in the Window Chalk isle

9/16/2008 10:03:29 PM

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"i thought this was a HUR thread"

lol...SO TRUE!

9/17/2008 7:51:25 AM

you don't have to pull the valve guts out all the way either... you can unscrew them all out to a moderate leak and there is no loud noise.

9/17/2008 7:55:11 AM

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"epoxy the windshield wipers to the windshield. write "fuck you" in rain-x on windshield. "

lolol

9/17/2008 8:13:06 AM

^^^haha i was about to post the same thing


good ol' munster

9/17/2008 8:17:07 AM

my dad and his friends welded their friends car door shut once

..guess that doesn't count as legal though to someone you don't know

9/17/2008 8:17:50 AM

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"lubricate the tires"

[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 8:38 AM. Reason : ]

9/17/2008 8:38:22 AM

Pepper spray under the door handles.

9/17/2008 8:45:30 AM

^ that shit is HARSH...

that would be brutal. i like it.

DO THAT

pepper spray self defense kits are right by the register @ autozone and advance n shit for like 4.99

9/17/2008 9:08:00 AM

i thought pepper spray needed to get into soft tissue... like eyes nose throat etc?

btw... nitro fumes >>>>>>pepper spray.

9/17/2008 9:14:48 AM

fingers might not be soft tissue, but i fuckin bet that the person with pepper-spray fingers is bound to touch their nose/eyes/mouth at some point while in their car

9/17/2008 9:17:54 AM

Vaseline their windshield. Add dirt.

9/17/2008 9:41:18 AM

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"epoxy the windshield wipers to the windshield. write "fuck you" in rain-x on windshield."

GENIUS

9/17/2008 9:57:49 AM

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"you don't have to pull the valve guts out all the way either... you can unscrew them all out to a moderate leak and there is no loud noise. "

a valve core remover?

9/17/2008 10:01:02 AM

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"I carry a valve stem remover best thing ever... you can take all the guts out of the valve and let all the air out and leave the guts out ...."

Quote :

"You can do all you would ever want witht he following three items: valve stem remover knife salt"

yeah it's been mentioned

9/17/2008 10:03:15 AM

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""You can do all you would ever want witht he following three items: valve stem remover knife salt""

lol a knife is a good way to lose an eye.

9/17/2008 10:05:23 AM

I'm pretty sure that none of this crap is legal

9/17/2008 10:07:26 AM

I was thinking the deflated tires might kill this person.
I like the Vaseline and dirt idea the best. That junk is hard to clean up.

9/17/2008 10:14:22 AM

^^ legal is in the eye of the beholder

wait, that's not right...



[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 10:15 AM. Reason : .]

9/17/2008 10:15:32 AM

okay you're going to have to buy this chemical called Cadaverine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaverine

put some of it into the AC intake

from now on their car will smell like corpses

they will have to rip out the whole AC duct to make this go away

9/17/2008 10:16:55 AM

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"epoxy the windshield wipers to the windshield. write "fuck you" in rain-x on windshield."

Ahahaha.

9/17/2008 10:24:26 AM

I seriously hope I never piss off any of you guys.

9/17/2008 10:28:59 AM

Pee on the door handles.

9/17/2008 11:45:05 AM

^^it's not like anyone would really do this in real life


this is just an e-tough thread

[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 11:48 AM. Reason : dfgdfg]

9/17/2008 11:45:30 AM

cram potatoes in the tailpipe (no homo)


[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 12:01 PM. Reason : ah fuck]

9/17/2008 11:48:09 AM

asshole parker sounds like a new slang for homosexual

9/17/2008 11:49:13 AM

I carry a valve stem remover, I just haven't been pissed off enough yet.

The pepper spray on a door handle works too, we did it to a roommate one time. It took less than five minutes for him to rub his eyes.

9/17/2008 11:54:23 AM

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"I'm pretty sure that none of this crap is legal"

Well, if you deflated the tires just by cramming a BB in there or unscrewing the stems you haven't inflicted any damage. And good luck to the person trying to prove who did it. Unless caught red handed in person or on tape I don't see any consequences for the offender in this situation.

I did it to someone in college for shits, it was hilarious (just one tire though, and yes b/c he parked all up on my shit.)

9/17/2008 12:03:46 PM

whatever you do can you record their reaction

9/17/2008 12:05:46 PM

1. Tape a thumbtack under their door handle

2. Put 3 in 1 oil on the top of their wipers, first time they turn them on they won't see shit.

3. I've heard dumping a can of sprite (since its clear, not easily seen) will cause the paint on some cars to bubble up if it stays on there a full day in the sun.

4. Karo syrup or sugar in the gas tank.

5. Loosen the lug nuts on 1 or 2 tires.

9/17/2008 12:29:47 PM

connect plastic explosives to the ignition switch

9/17/2008 12:30:33 PM

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"2. Put 3 in 1 oil on the top of their wipers, first time they turn them on they won't see shit."

I think endangering their life over parking is going a little far...

9/17/2008 12:42:14 PM

prank them to death with a tire iron

9/17/2008 12:43:51 PM

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". Loosen the lug nuts on 1 or 2 tires"

yeah that will teach them

9/17/2008 12:45:21 PM

^man I forgot to do that so many times after switching wheels for autoxing.

I became real good at hearing the "knock, knock, knock" and diagnosing the problem

9/17/2008 12:47:59 PM

Quote :

"1. Tape a thumbtack under their door handle 2. Put 3 in 1 oil on the top of their wipers, first time they turn them on they won't see shit. 3. I've heard dumping a can of sprite (since its clear, not easily seen) will cause the paint on some cars to bubble up if it stays on there a full day in the sun. 4. Karo syrup or sugar in the gas tank. 5. Loosen the lug nuts on 1 or 2 tires."

2 and 5 endangeer others... but i like 1 and for 3 ive heard that about coke

9/17/2008 12:49:50 PM

^ ah thats not good bro. why is my car making that weird noise and why is there a bad vibration

9/17/2008 12:50:42 PM

Snewf is bringing the funny in this thread.

9/17/2008 1:05:32 PM

buy pack of bolognia and throw on car. polka dots

9/17/2008 1:07:23 PM

1)report their car stolen as soon as they leave (this requires a little bit of research and preparation to fool 911, and not get caught later)
2)shove a whole bunch of tree branches under their car
3)pour milk/grease/coco butter lotion into the vents at the base of the windshield
4)sand on the brake rotors...lots of it
5)paint thinner in a super soaker late at night
6)wax their car with handfuls of gravel
7)spray paint their tires silver - use the whole can
8)a magnesium flare will eat through the hood, engine block, and straight into the ground
9)break their antenna/steal their xm/serius/cell phone antenna
10)tie a big white sheet to their axle, hiding it under the car - when they leave it will billow out behind them

9/17/2008 1:08:24 PM

k bout 2 or 3 or those would work.

you would need the car to be going and friction applied to the brakes for the rotors to glass over

9/17/2008 1:12:19 PM

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"10)tie a big white sheet to their axle, hiding it under the car - when they leave it will billow out behind them"

ha i like that

9/17/2008 1:13:46 PM

not trying to glass over the rotors - trying to make them need turning later that same day

9/17/2008 1:16:06 PM

oh

9/17/2008 1:17:40 PM

Quote :

"prank them to death with a tire iron"

9/17/2008 1:20:41 PM

I had Thanksgiving one year at my apartment and there was a car that had been parked in different illegal spots for a while. I put the entire turkey carcass under the windshield wipers. The next morning there was bird shit all over the car and talon marks all over the hood.

9/17/2008 1:22:29 PM