2

9/23/2008 2:20:00 AM

i say tell the girl. warn her before she gets herself in the same situation. don't talk to him anymore and when he asks whats wrong just tell him that he's a dick and a fucking loser. don't talk to you again and if he does you'll tell every girl you ever see him talking to.

9/23/2008 2:27:00 AM

Quote :

"get his cock into your mouth again. and chomp down "

thats bout all you can do

9/23/2008 3:45:50 AM

Reading this thread all I can think is, "YOU'VE SUCKED THIRTY SEVEN DICKS?!?!"

Just because your hymen is intact doesn't mean you aren't easy. In fact, it's pretty obvious based on the contents of this thread that you are kind of easy, because:

Quote :

"I barely know the guy. I put his cock in my mouth"

It's time to face some cold realities here.

9/23/2008 3:52:10 AM

Quote :

"theater class"

I think I managed to find the source of the problem.

9/23/2008 3:56:26 AM

I'm with mawle on this one.

Here's the thing though.

If he's using the same line on another girl, it may be because it's the truth. Maybe he just liked dating, doesn't want to get tied down yet. You are making a LOT of assumptions out of jealousy because he is showing interest in someone else.

If you like him, keep going out with him. You will find out if he's a liar or not eventually, just keep your eyes open. As long as you are enjoying yourself, who gives a shit if he is hanging out with other girls too? It's called dating, welcome to 2008.

9/23/2008 5:49:55 AM

I'm sure none of the characters in this story are virgins...

9/23/2008 6:33:22 AM

just cause i was honest to her she doesnt do this for me


...... although the guy was pretty smart. He read her perfectly. Cause really, who believes that shit.

9/23/2008 6:38:22 AM

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

9/23/2008 6:39:37 AM

I'll let you suck my cock

9/23/2008 6:41:09 AM

did he cum or what?

9/23/2008 6:56:33 AM

spit or swallow?

9/23/2008 6:57:31 AM

Quote :

"Aficionado All American 18413 Posts user info edit post i guess the real question did you swallow? 9/23/2008 1:43:36 AM crackmonkey All American 1834 Posts user info edit post yes 9/23/2008 1:44:17 AM"

9/23/2008 6:58:11 AM

TWW never lets me down for some hilarity when I wake up.

9/23/2008 6:58:40 AM

damn. I must still be asleep to miss that.

9/23/2008 6:59:09 AM

9/23/2008 7:02:47 AM

Quote :

"guys are assholes"

9/23/2008 7:09:42 AM

So what did he lie about?

9/23/2008 7:30:05 AM

pictures or this never happened































































This thread is worthless without pics

9/23/2008 7:45:15 AM

Quote :

"I barely know the guy. I put his cock in my mouth because I thought that he was a genuine person."

are you really this dense?

he didn't lie about anything and you're just a slut...get over it

9/23/2008 7:46:42 AM

I am morale and genuine citizen. Blow job, please.

9/23/2008 7:51:26 AM

Quote :

"anal sex IS protected ain't such a thing as a butt baby"

guess there's no such thing as diseases either. It is so easy to pass something anally.

crackmonkey, let the other girl have him

9/23/2008 7:53:42 AM

Quote :

"TWW never lets me down for some hilarity when I wake up."

no offense, but you do sound really dense... like ^^^ said

guys have been using the virgin line since the beginning of time

you do realize you met in a theater class, and that he is probably somewhat decent at acting

9/23/2008 7:55:13 AM

hey puppy i'm a genuine person

9/23/2008 7:55:20 AM

you people don't really believe this thread is serious, do you? really?

9/23/2008 7:55:38 AM

quit kidding man. we're talking about free blowjobs here. of course this thread is legit.

9/23/2008 7:58:28 AM

(psst, wdprice3 tell her you're a virgin)

9/23/2008 7:59:42 AM

Quote :

"I am morale and genuine citizen. Blow job, please."

I too, am a virgin.

9/23/2008 8:00:58 AM

i've never had sex ever... i promise

anyone who says otherwise is just jealous of my purity.

9/23/2008 8:02:00 AM

Quote :

"hey puppy i'm a genuine person "

okay...should I tell crackmonkey that?
Because I don't do genuine people.

9/23/2008 8:02:47 AM

Quote :

"you people don't really believe this thread is serious, do you? really?"

This thread is full of some BS.

9/23/2008 8:08:31 AM

Quote :

"i've never had sex ever... i promise anyone who says otherwise is just jealous of my purity."

9/23/2008 8:09:08 AM

puppy, i am disturbed and aroused by your use of italics on the word "people"

9/23/2008 8:13:42 AM

Oh hey guys!! I heard someone was giving out free blow jobs. Am I too late?

9/23/2008 8:13:54 AM

You have to be a virgin to get one.

9/23/2008 8:15:02 AM

-

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 8:20 AM. Reason : nvm. i don't care anymore.]

9/23/2008 8:17:31 AM

Quote :

"If he's using the same line on another girl, it may be because it's the truth. Maybe he just liked dating, doesn't want to get tied down yet. You are making a LOT of assumptions out of jealousy because he is showing interest in someone else. If you like him, keep going out with him. You will find out if he's a liar or not eventually, just keep your eyes open. As long as you are enjoying yourself, who gives a shit if he is hanging out with other girls too? It's called dating, welcome to 2008. "

that's what i figure.

in my experience, claiming to be a virgin was more of a cock-block than anything else. I mean, maybe not at 15, but by 21, it's no longer something that makes you appealing to (the vast majority) of women.

Quote :

"you do realize you met in a theater class, and that he is probably somewhat decent at acting a virgin. "

9/23/2008 8:44:22 AM

thoughts and prayers go out to your family

9/23/2008 8:47:43 AM

The amount of serious responses to this bullshit of a thread is almost as funny as the title.

^ahahah gunnzie you make me

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 8:49 AM. Reason : lol]

9/23/2008 8:48:38 AM

9/23/2008 8:49:25 AM

i too am a virgin

9/23/2008 8:49:55 AM

did he have hairy balls?
did they taste of Gold Bond?
was there a pungent aroma coming from his goof juice?

9/23/2008 8:54:18 AM

^ ugh shhhhhhhhhh

9/23/2008 8:56:56 AM

roffle

flavored goof juice brought to you by fruit juice

9/23/2008 8:58:17 AM

damn, upon rereading that, even I'm disgusted

it's too early for this shit

9/23/2008 8:59:57 AM

What's this chap's name so I can congratulate him in person?

9/23/2008 9:13:20 AM

Quote :

"puppy, i am disturbed and aroused by your use of italics on the word "people""

why not? I just mean that this applies to girls as well as guys.

9/23/2008 9:14:53 AM

9/23/2008 9:16:19 AM

-"I just spilled my goof-juice!"

9/23/2008 9:18:58 AM

Quote :

"Biography : suck it!!"

lol

9/23/2008 9:33:07 AM