agreed

Play some Will Smith.

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 9:31 AM. Reason : 2 pages of Epic stories]

9/24/2008 9:31:32 AM

will smith?!

he's trying to smash guts
not raise a wholesome family!

9/24/2008 9:34:16 AM

Hahahahaha twas joking

9/24/2008 9:34:40 AM

maybe some Luke? that filthy little fuck is sure to get her panties wet

9/24/2008 9:35:41 AM

ahah, after sexin' her up...

throw on some Kermit the Frog- it's not easy being green...... right before you tell her she has the clap now

9/24/2008 9:36:48 AM

^^i'd be willing to bet they already are!


^hahahaha

9/24/2008 9:37:18 AM

just play some keith sweat.


nobody and twisted has gotten plenty of panties to drop for me.

9/24/2008 9:38:50 AM

I got the Keith Sweat Greatest Hits album.

Why do I have all these panty moisteners? I should not be responsible for dropping my own panties!

9/24/2008 9:41:03 AM

invite her over and when she comes in, immediately lock the door behind her and say something like "YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY EVER AGAIN!"

but then say "naw, i'm just playing, i thought maybe we could just fool around?" and she'll be like "well that doesn't sound half bad now"

9/24/2008 9:43:22 AM

^lol, interesting approach..... *quickly jots that down on his notepad*

9/24/2008 9:45:15 AM

you're not going to post teh nudez on here, are you?

9/24/2008 9:47:09 AM

Now would this work in reverse...if a girl did it?

I don't have an office though.

9/24/2008 9:48:53 AM

i am not posting any pictures period

9/24/2008 9:50:01 AM

you better not!

oh wait

9/24/2008 9:50:29 AM

posting pictures is sleezy, disrespectful, and classless

I would never engage in such behavior

9/24/2008 9:54:27 AM

good man

but it's sooooooo hard to live vicariously without the pics

9/24/2008 9:56:22 AM

I, however, have been selected to be the photographer for this romp. I'll have a copy of the pics, but like I said....I won't post them either

9/24/2008 9:59:15 AM

i would post the IM convo we have been having all morning, but the whole thing has been about our exes so it's kinda boring.

9/24/2008 9:59:37 AM

so are you getting any work done today?

9/24/2008 10:06:52 AM

^well then take charge and steer the conversation in a more interesting direction. THEN post the convo.....kthanx

9/24/2008 10:07:20 AM

I'm feeling generous, so I'll supply the jimmy hats

9/24/2008 10:09:16 AM

i am working the concerned friend angle at the moment, don't fuck with my flow son

9/24/2008 10:09:32 AM

fair enough, i guess you need to cover all your bases..be careful not to get trapped into that friend zone...

9/24/2008 10:10:32 AM

i am going for the FWB zone actually

9/24/2008 10:12:36 AM

Fat White Booty Zone




oh snap, I've been there before!

9/24/2008 10:15:01 AM

Its REALLY easy to get stuck in the friend I can laugh and joke about sex with zone too

9/24/2008 10:15:29 AM

Quote :

"Its REALLY easy to get stuck in the friend I can laugh and joke about sex with zone too when you have a big dick."

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 10:16 AM. Reason : ]

9/24/2008 10:16:46 AM

^^ yep, that's exactly where you put me

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 10:18 AM. Reason : except we're not really friends]

9/24/2008 10:17:16 AM

But we laugh and joke about sex and have sex too.

9/24/2008 10:18:18 AM

It's like, she's my friend and shit, but really she's not y0.

9/24/2008 10:18:55 AM

When did all this business start? I must have missed the thread that spawned this one.

9/24/2008 10:26:32 AM

Quote :

"Its REALLY easy to get stuck in the friend I can laugh and joke about sex with zone too "

hmmmmmmmmmm, now you got me thinking

9/24/2008 10:28:41 AM

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9/24/2008 10:29:48 AM

Sounds pretty fag like to me.

9/24/2008 10:30:55 AM

interesting observation considering the source

9/24/2008 10:35:21 AM

^^we should try to keep that kind of talk out of this thread please. i'd like to keep this thread very HETERO. thanks

9/24/2008 10:38:04 AM

fuck, my boss actually came in today. guess i gotta do some work. I will update later

9/24/2008 10:49:41 AM

you betta wipe off her desk!

9/24/2008 10:50:22 AM

did you just get this job

9/24/2008 10:50:34 AM

:face palm:

9/24/2008 10:51:34 AM

im right arent i?

he's been there like a week

9/24/2008 10:54:00 AM

We need a brief overview of the history of this relationship for all the new readers

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 10:56 AM. Reason : ^yes, you're right]

9/24/2008 10:56:38 AM

Quote :

"I'm that shoulder to cry on at the moment"

I prefer the term "Emotional Tampon"

9/24/2008 10:56:52 AM

^Would you like to be my ET

9/24/2008 11:00:45 AM

Thanks EMCE, I'm all caught up now.

9/24/2008 11:01:46 AM

I started here mid August
I am the only guy in the office
I like this job


[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 11:06 AM. Reason : a]

9/24/2008 11:06:00 AM

Quote :

"you can't screw this up, djeternal. i'm living vicariously through you."

9/24/2008 11:42:54 AM

what do you do that your the only guy in the whole office?

9/24/2008 12:09:27 PM

The internet has truly destroyed most people's ability to spell.

9/24/2008 12:12:19 PM

inorite

9/24/2008 12:15:00 PM